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BloodBag: hey has anyone else been hearing things in the vents?
WineAunt: no what are you talking about
UncleGun: no?
Dadzawa: no, why
Yamadad: nope!
BloodBag: I swear I’ve been hearing things in the vents in between classes?
Blockhead: vlad its day 2
BloodBag: ok but SOMETHING is in the vents
HesAStoat: :)
BloodBag: is it you???
HesAStoat: Not this time! :)
Ghostbusters: i'm gonna tell him
Blockhead: don’t you dare
Dadzawa: ignoring vlad going crazy, yagi, how is the lesson plan coming along?
Gulag: I have a plan!
Dadzawa: is it a good plan
Gulag: I think so! It will teach them the basics of heroics!
Dadzawa: by doing what
Gulag: battle trials!
Dadzawa: so you don’t have a plan. Great, you have until after lunch
Gulag: what?
WineAunt: all might, sweetie, these kids are 14 and 15. They just got their costumes and know nothing about safety
LabSafety101: yeah the first lessons should always be in safety and setting boundaries
UncleGun: I mean did you think they just handed me a gun and said “have at it, partner”?
Gulag: ...no?
Yamadad: yeah, no, they just got this gear, let em get used to it before making the kiddos fight
Gulag: ...I will make a new lesson plan
Dadzawa: good call
SPAAACE: the USJ is looking pretty good for rescue training on Friday!
Dadzawa: finally, a good fucking teacher
UncleGun: lmao gottem
HesAStoat: I look forward to seeing Izuku after the heroics lesson! :)
Ghostbusters: still mad I don't get a class with him, but hitoshi is also a good kid so I’ll take what I can get
Dadzawa: Nedzu keep the world domination out of the first lesson
HesAStoat: oh, don’t worry, that’s not on the syllabus for another month at least! :)
Yamadad: is it bad that I don’t know if you’re joking?
HesAStoat: :)
Yamadad: ok as long as izu is ok with it then its fine
HesAStoat: ;)
WineAunt: listen I love art but also
WineAunt: the business kids are just
WineAunt: crazy
WineAunt: actual conversation I overheard:
Student 1: “but the emotion portrayed by the painting shows the inner turmoil of the artist. Perhaps a miscarriage from the wife?”
Student 2: “are you trying to tell me Crypto wasn’t gay? There’s no way he had a wife, miscarriage or otherwise.”
Student 1: “Ah, but there was still a stigma against gay people in his country at the time, so for marketability he probably married a woman just to cover his tracks.”
Student 2: “but if you look at the color scheme…”
And then I tore myself away so I didn’t have to listen to that. It was an abstract painting that was predominantly blue with a yellow square on it. Wtf are business students on, because part of me wants some
UncleGun: i think they’re just like that
BloodBag: and this is why I teach heroics
BloodBag: OK, THE VENTS
HesAStoat: oh, that one was me :)
Dadzawa: aren’t you silent unless you want to be?
HesAStoat: yes :)
BloodBag: please stop
HesAStoat: Oh, Aizawa, how did the quirk apprehension test go?
Dadzawa: like you weren’t watching on the cameras
HesAStoat: did you not purposefully choose a blind spot so I could not?
Dadzawa: so you DID try and watch
HesAStoat: did you expect me to not?
Dadzawa: not really. Anyway, the kids did great
Yamadad: the rest of the class did ok too
Dadzawa: ...the entire class was included in that “kids”
WineAunt: sure they were, hehe
Dadzawa: you’re all dead to me
Dadzawa: anyway I added a hide and seek in one of the city scapes and it let all the smart, underground type kids show off. Hagakure, for one, is invisible, so this was good for her. Shoji showed off tracking, as did Jirou, and of course, izu and toshi put my training to good use, so yeah, they all did great
BloodBag: how’s that Monoma kid coming?
Dadzawa: he is already fiercely protective of toshi and izu
Dadzawa: why, having trouble with Bakugo?
BloodBag: goddammit
BloodBag: yeah he does nothing but rage about how he should have been in 1-A. He calls everyone extras and I have almost had to send three people to the infirmary already.
Dadzawa: sucks to not be able to erase their quirks, huh?
BloodBag: Kendo has been trying to keep him in line, tho, so that's nice
Yamadad: sho I love you so much lmao
WineAunt: GET THAT GAY SHIT OUTTA HERE
WineAunt: PDA
Dadzawa: oh? Tell me, Nemuri, how is your girlfriend doing?
WineAunt: SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND
UncleGun: oh??? Who isn’t???
Yamadad: :)
WineAunt: DON'T SNITCH, ZASHI, DON'T YOU DARE
Yamadad: she is very cute, you look good together :)
Dadzawa: she’s alright
WineAunt: i hate this fucking family
SPAAACE: you have a girlfriend?! congrats!!!
Blockhead: did you finally ask her out, then?
Ghostbusters: wait, mentoss, you know too?? Spill
WineAunt: Do Not.
Blockhead: I mean Kayama isn’t exactly subtle, but I won’t betray her trust :)
WineAunt: thank fuck
Blockhead: but I will tell you she is a hero
WineAunt: MOTHERFUCKER
UncleGun: well that narrows it down, nice, time to badger her until she spills her guts
WineAunt: I Will Send You To Sleep For 300 Years
UncleGun: or we could let her personal life remain personal!
WineAunt: :)
HesAStoat: :)
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Dadzawa: yagi how was that better than a battle trial
Gulag: there was minimal fighting!
Dadzawa: and now you will have minimal bones
Yamadad: before you debone the Symbol of Peace, what did he do?
WineAunt: more like the Symbol of Pieces lmao
Dadzawa: yagi, go on, explain.
Gulag: it was a race to get to the flag in the center and then to get out
UncleGun: that still kind of feels like a battle trial to me
Dadzawa: you aren’t the only one. Yagi, tell them how many students went to the infirmary?
Gulag: ...3
Blockhead: and several buildings were destroyed. One had water damage, I’m assuming from the Todoroki kid freezing it completely
Ghostbusters: didn’t aizawa tell you to keep the kids safe and get them used to their costumes?
BloodBag: if this wasn’t supposed to be your “battle trial” then what was?
Gulag: I was going to divide the class into teams of two and have two teams face off, one team villains, the other heroes. The villains would be guarding a bomb in a five story building and the heroes would either have to touch the bomb or capture the villains.
Dadzawa: well at least you didn’t do that, christ
SPAAACE: wait you were just going to call half the class villains?
UncleGun: all might, as Toshi’s uncle I feel impressed to tell you to fuck right off
Yamadad: oh that’s right, you’ve been hanging out with the boys more!
UncleGun: I can’t let Kayama get too far ahead
WineAunt: I can be their favorite aunt and you can be their favorite uncle, we don’t have to fight
UncleGun: no we have to fight
WineAunt: then you’re gonna lose ;P
UncleGun: bet
WineAunt: detention duty for a month?
UncleGun: we have till the end of the semester
WineAunt: deal
UncleGun: deal
LabSafety101: wtf just happened
Ghostbusters: the gauntlet has been thrown
Blockhead: a Gentleman's Bargain
I Hunger: ignoring that, Izuku came back and thanked me for making katsudon
I Hunger: I’m going to go cry now
Yamadad: oh yeah! That’s the bean’s favorite food!
GrannyChiyo: hopefully he’s eating more, that boy is still far too small
HesAStoat: speaking of the pasts of both boys, Hound Dog, have you met them yet?
BowWow: briefly.
Dadzawa: they’ve been doing better, but maybe you should see them
Yamadad: it would probably help, they’re still a little skittish :(
BowWow: sure, let me know a time that works for them and I’ll be happy to talk to them
BloodBag: back to the battle trials
Gulag: oh I thought we moved past that
Dadzawa: not a chance, thank you for the reminder, vlad
BloodBag: you’re welcome I think
BloodBag: right, I brought it up because class B is doing them tomorrow, and I would like to not send kids to RG, please
Gulag: what have teachers done in the past?
Dadzawa: not a battle trial
BloodBag: yeah, sparring is as far as I’d be willing to go, because you can be on site in case something goes wrong…
WineAunt: maybe do something like an obstacle course? Get’s em moving, but they aren’t using quirks against other people, for the most part
Blockhead: plus its less repairs I have to make, I really don’t want to see the kind of damage the explosion boy can do :/
Gulag: right, that seems sufficient...where might I find an obstacle course?
Dadzawa: did you not read the facilities list or the map
Gulag: I did! I just. Forgot, I suppose.
BloodBag: you can go to either Ground Gamma, or there’s one set up in Gym Theta, I want to say
HesAStoat: there is also the Gauntlet, but I would not recommend taking students there :)
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Dadzawa: I’m so proud, Izu was elected vice rep
BloodBag: did you rig the votes
Dadzawa: I mean considering I was “asleep” and had no part in the election process
Dadzawa: no
Dadzawa: also fuck off
Yamadad: is that why he looked so nervous in English? Aww, poor baby, but Toshi was hyping him up so it’s probably fine
HesAStoat: that will probably help him with his confidence, good for him :)
UncleGun: I'm proud of the kiddo!
Yamadad: JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK
HesAStoat: intruders on campus, Aizawa and Yamada please go check that out. It looks like the front gate has…
HesAStoat: hmm, how odd. We’ll investigate later, for now clear away the press
Dadzawa: goddamn vultures
HesAStoat: everyone else help the students, please
WineAunt: man this makes me wish we had gone over alarms and evacuation procedures, can we do that tomorrow
Blockhead: probably a good idea, the halls are a mess
UncleGun: hope no kids are claustrophobic or bad with crowds
Dadzawa: quick question wtf happened to the gate
LabSafety101: I’ll be looking at it later but from the screenshots Nedzu sent me, it’s like it eroded, so that’s terrifying. Probably a quirk
HesAStoat: a safe assumption, in this day and age
Dadzawa: god this is annoying I just want to sleep but there are still two more classes
WineAunt: I feel that, really, I do
BloodBag: when do you NOT want to sleep tho
Dadzawa: don’t make me send you to The Pit
Gulag: speaking of
Dadzawa: no
Gulag: oh...
BloodBag: where did that explosion come from because I’m looking at Bakugo and it didn’t come from him
LabSafety101: that one was mine. Hatsume is.
LabSafety101: she is very passionate about support gear.
LabSafety101: nedzu we’re gonna need more sound proofing in the labs or classes WILL get disrupted
WineAunt: your name is literally Lab Safety did you not teach her lab safety???
LabSafety101: no she knows it
LabSafety101: she can recite every rule I gave her and every law associated with support gear
LabSafety101: but she also believes that explosions are a sign of progress and a necessary sacrifice
LabSafety101: Aizawa, I have my own problem child now, and I am so sorry for all the years I didn’t understand, but I get it now
Dadzawa: it’s a blessing and a curse, but it’s whatever, you’ll get used to it
Yamadad: plus, if you’re anything like sho, she’ll be your favorite student by the end of the first semester!
LabSafety101: oh god
Dadzawa: I’ll try and steer izu away from the labs as long as I can but you know the meeting is inevitable
LabSafety101: do you happen to know where he is right now
Dadzawa: with nedzu…?
LabSafety101: [image.jpg]
Dadzawa: nedzu wtf
HesAStoat: he mentioned his endeavors in support and I let him go check out the labs :)
LabSafety101: the explosion was them working TOGETHER
Dadzawa: fuck
Yamadad: welp, there’s another gremlin to add to the group!
Ghostbusters: hey quick question where is Hitoshi, he isn’t in class, and as far as I’m aware, he is not exempt from math like Izuku
Dadzawa: oh yeah
Dadzawa: stealth training
UncleGun: hey quick question, what the FUCK does that mean
Dadzawa: on an unrelated note, vlad, are you still hearing things in the vents?
BloodBag: no, why
Dadzawa: no reason
HesAStoat: Hitoshi is on his way back to math, Ectoplasm, fear not!
Blockhead: I am so excited to see how this turns out
WineAunt: don't we all have class
UncleGun: you are also watching chat
WineAunt: true
Ghostbusters: nedzu what does this mean
HesAStoat: what does what mean :)
Ghostbusters: I know this is from you
HesAStoat: I have no idea what you mean :)
Ghostbusters: Hitoshi was in his seat when I turned back around, I think he came from the ceiling??? And then he handed me what appears to be a children’s drawing and said he was told to give it to me
Ghostbusters: what the fuck does this mean
HesAStoat: :)
Dadzawa: it means mission accomplished.
BloodBag: why is there a note made of magazine letters on my desk and why does it say I have three days
BloodBag: wtf aizawa
Dadzawa: I’m literally in class right now, how could I have possibly put something on your desk, I’m halfway across school teaching Ethics to the third years
BloodBag: I turned around to get another cup of coffee, which took maybe 30 seconds, and there was the note. Who else would do that but you???
Dadzawa: idk maybe you have a secret admirer
BloodBag: it sounds more like a serial killer, but fine, whatever
Yamadad: oh, I had a note too!
BloodBag: ok that pokes holes in my aizawa theory, because you wouldn’t get a serial killer note
Yamadad: no it was a note signed by toshi and izu telling me to have a good day :)
Dadzawa: how sweet
BloodBag: you realize this gives me more credibility to my theory, right?
Dadzawa: but does it? As far as I can tell, three teachers got a note almost simultaneously, and your main suspect was in class across the building the entire time
BloodBag: nedzu please tell me what’s going on
HesAStoat: I have checked the cameras but the sender or senders of the notes carefully avoided all cameras. Really, a shame :(
Dadzawa: welp, since we don’t know who it is, vlad you better use your three days wisely
BloodBag: I stg
Dadzawa: Sunday is your day of reckoning. I hope you have all your affairs squared away
BloodBag: at least my class will get rescue training the day before I die
Yamadad: that’s the spirit!
WineAunt: which is what you will be on sunday :3
BloodBag: Kayama, really?
WineAunt: sorry it's too good, this is like the Ring. Watch any suspicious tapes recently?
BloodBag: no
UncleGun: stepping on any graves?
BloodBag: no
WineAunt: anger any spirits?
BloodBag: no, unless you count Aizawa
UncleGun: we don’t
WineAunt: yeah, he might LOOK dead, but he’s still breathing
Dadzawa: sadly
GrannyChiyo: cease and desist
Blockhead: oop, RG caught you and your dark humor, better run while you still can
Ghostbusters: at least she can’t take YOUR legs
Dadzawa: finally, class is over, I can go home and nap with the cats
Yamadad: and Hitoshi!
Dadzawa: and Hitoshi.
SPAAACE: see you guys tomorrow! I’m so excited for rescue training!