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REEEE: ok this crowd of listeners is something special
Zzz zzz: by special, you mean...?
REEEE: special. one kid yelled at the bean for mumbling and I think the purple kitten just about strangled the boy. I think it was tensei's brother?
Dadzawa: someone yelled? at izuku?
SPAAACE: midnight can you restrain him before he kills a potential student please
Zzz zzz: the real question is, do I want to?
SPAAACE: fair enough
REEEE: but our boys ran out immediately, im so proud <3
Dadzawa: of course they did. it would be impractical not to, and they know that
Bloody Legend: did you guys give them any tips for the exam because that's against the rules
HighNoon: relax, vlad, yall know they wouldn't do that
Dadzawa: we gave them advice, but we didn't tell them about the exam, no
Rat God: I believe it will soon be time to release the zero pointers! I am excited to see how our examinees will handle them :)
Nurse Joy: is anyone already injured? do I need to prep the infirmary?
Blockhead: I haven’t seen anything more than some scrapes, the grapes have been pulling people out of danger
Mighty Man: the grapes?
Blockhead: yeah, the Yamazawa kids. they're purple and green, like grapes
Ghostbusters: speaking of grapes did you guys see that short kid with the weird hair?
Zzz zzz: ugh, yeah, I was the one to give him his pass at the gate and he leered at me
SPAAACE: oh, not cool, just because you're 18+ as a persona doesn't mean people get a free pass to be a creep!
Zzz zzz: THANK YOU! ugh, you would not believe how few people seem to realize that, going out to bars isn't even fun
HighNoon: he probably won't get in tho, he's not getting many points, rescue or otherwise
Dadzawa: some of these students look fairly promising
REEEE: sho, you can say you were just looking at the boys, we won't judge you
Dadzawa: rude. I did look at other people, you know
Zzz zzz: speaking of the boys
Rat God: :)
Zzz zzz: did you see them take on the zero pointer?!
REEEE: im so glad the green bean took an interest in support gear
Bloody Legend: hold up, why?
REEEE: why what
Bloody Legend: why would he take an interest in support gear if he's not trying for support?
Dadzawa: he wanted to be able to do both field repairs and be able to make improvised tech on the scene. its very logical.
REEEE: also he's just smart like that
LabSafety101: you guys remember the costume upgrades you all got? that was thanks to the bean ten months ago
LabSafety101: on another note please dont let him near the labs once school starts, I have my own "problem child" and I do not need two geniuses in the same room
Rat God: ah, Hatsume, was it? she has such passion! :)
LabSafety101: and thats what scares me
Nurse Joy: goodness, im glad that's over with minimal injuries
REEEE: you know the girl in the rubble the boys saved? she just tried to give them some of her points. I sense a friend in the works
SPAAACE: her quirk looks pretty cool, too! I think she'd make a great rescue hero!
Dadzawa: Nedzu does she have enough points to get in
Rat God: yes :)
Dadzawa: great put her in my class
Bloody Legend: now hold on a minute!
Dadzawa: no, im filling the class with friends
Zzz zzz: hey so im looking back over the footage and I dont mean to be a buzzkill but
Zzz zzz: did you guys see applicant 0403?
Ghostbusters: yeah what about him
Zzz zzz: explosions?
LabSafety101: oh shit
REEEE: oh shit D:<
Rat God: :(
Dadzawa: oh.
Mighty Man: I do not understand, he got the highest score on the exam?
Dadzawa: did you lose your brain as well as your lung and stomach?
Mighty Man: no...?
Zzz zzz: yagi, sweetheart. explosions.
Mighty Man: yes you said that
Rat God: what they mean to say is that young Bakugo is likely someone from young Izuku's past. In fact, looking at his file, he most certainly is
Dadzawa: great so thats someone we don't have to admit
Rat God: I'm afraid we have to.
Dadzawa: :)
Dadzawa: what?
Rat God: As Toshinori pointed out, he has the highest score on the exam. Since any bullying that occurred was not reported and in fact there is no record of it, the Commission would no doubt get involved. He has the kind of quirk they are looking for, after all, and would no doubt push to have him accepted anyway. In addition, I have concluded that his attitude is not entirely his fault and could possibly be rectified.
Dadzawa: so you're just going to let him in?
Zzz zzz: nedzu you know sho's gonna kill him, right?
Rat God: He cannot kill him if he isn't in his class :)
Bloody Legend: goddammit
Dadzawa: vlad you always complain about getting the leftovers. now you get the top scorer
Ghostbusters: actually we just finished assigning rescue points, Izuku is the highest scorer, followed by Bakugo, followed by Hitoshi, just shy
Dadzawa: second place is still good
Bloody Legend: this is why class B hates class A
Dadzawa: incorrect, it's because you rile them up, you dracula knock-off
Mighty Man: Yamada, Aizawa, I'm sure you must be proud of the boys!
REEEE: oh yeah!!!! we're celebrating tonight for sure!
Blockhead: are you gonna tell them they got in or wait for the letters?
REEEE: im down to wait, but I know sho won't be able to resist the kitten eyes from the boys
Dadzawa: i cant help it, dammit, they look like sad lost kittens in the rain, thats gotta be illegal
REEEE: they just got home and are already passed out under the cats
REEEE: [image.jpg]
Zzz zzz: awww, i guess they dont take after papa sho, then?
Dadzawa: Hitoshi is an insomniac, but I guess today wore him out
HighNoon: makes sense, the eye bags on that kid rival yours
REEEE: he's like a perfect mix of me and sho! tired with a voice quirk!
Ghostbusters: really? he has a voice quirk?
REEEE: yep! when sho found him in the foster home he had on a muzzle!
REEEE: that foster home is no longer a foster home!
HighNoon: oh, thats why you used your hero license to get him out of there
Dadzawa: yeah it hit a little too close to home
REEEE: hey! at least thats another thing we can bond over!
Zzz zzz: ok this is depressing!!! what's my nephew's quirk?!
REEEE: brainwashing!
Mighty Man: oh, that's very
Dadzawa: choose your next words
Dadzawa: VERY
Dadzawa: carefully
Mighty Man: ...I feel like anything I say will be wrong
REEEE: good call!
HighNoon: all might just dodged a bullet, i feel it in my guns
Blockhead: dont you mean your bones?
HighNoon: no, why would i feel things with my bones
Zzz zzz: have fun at your celebratory dinner, boys!
REEEE: izu said he wants his aunt over to celebrate too, actually
Zzz zzz: aisugdajhdg OKAY ILL BE RIGHT THERE
Zzz zzz: :DDDDD
HighNoon: damn, is this because she gives them cookies and I dont?
Dadzawa: yes
REEEE: yes
Zzz zzz: yes
Ghostbusters: yeah probably
Blockhead: i cant blame them tbh
SPAAACE: yeah, i cant really either, midnight's cookies are pretty great
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Dadzawa has renamed REEEE to Yamadad
Yamadad: OH YEAH!!! :D
HighNoon: about damn time
Dadzawa has renamed Zzz zzz to WineAunt
WineAunt: you're so right, I'll take it
Dadzawa has renamed HighNoon to UncleGun
UncleGun: oh sweet I get a nickname
Dadzawa has renamed Rat God to HesAStoat
Dadzawa has renamed Mighty Man to Gulag
Gulag: isn't that a russian prison?
Dadzawa: yes.
Ghostbusters: dear god who gave this man naming privileges, I love it
HesAStoat: Aizawa, what led to you this conclusion?
Dadzawa: izuku told me and I'm inclined to believe everything he says
HesAStoat: fascinating! :)
Blockhead: so is everyone getting a new nickname?
Dadzawa: I'm thinking about it
Dadzawa: oh right
Dadzawa has renamed Bloody Legend to BloodBag
Dadzawa has renamed Nurse Joy to GrannyChiyo
GrannyChiyo: I'm assuming some of these are inspired by the boys?
Yamadad: YEAH! we might know more about your quirks than you do at this point, izu is just too cute to stop
Yamadad: plus he'll sometimes shut himself up and apologize for being annoying so the more we can get him to talk the better!
Dadzawa: both kids are used to not being able to talk, which is
Dadzawa: Upsetting.
WineAunt: oh shit he brought out proper grammar and punctuation, he's pissed
Dadzawa, anyway, mentoss and ecto already have the perfect nicknames so unless you really want new names you're good
Blockhead: that's fair
BloodBag: I can't believe you're calling me this. Nedzu?
HesAStoat: Hmm?
BloodBag: can you...change it?
HesAStoat: I don't think I will :)
BloodBag: of course, awesome
BloodBag: on another note, can we divide classes now
Dadzawa: sure you can have the first three picks since I already claimed three kids
SPAAACE: gravity girl and the boys! :D
BloodBag: how Kind. I already have explosion McGee, right?
HesAStoat: correct :)
BloodBag: then I'll take that girl Kendo, she looks responsible and will hopefully keep him in line
BloodBag: also Togake and Shiozaki, they look calm
Dadzawa: cool I want Tensei's brother
WineAunt: sho you cant kill him for yelling at izu
Dadzawa: who do you take me for, I won't KILL him
Yamadad: x to doubt
Gulag: perhaps it is best to keep everyone negatively associated with the children out of your class...?
Dadzawa: did I say you could leave the gulag? no? then what are you doing out?
UncleGun: Back! To! The! Pit!
GrannyChiyo: Toshinori, despite being the heroics teacher, I do not think you should try contributing to the class rosters; it simply isn't your job
Blockhead: concur, but do keep doing this here, I want to see how you divide things
BloodBag: ...right. Instead of picking can I force one on aizawa
Dadzawa: sure, I forced the bomberanian on you
BloodBag: great you get Monoma
Dadzawa: why
BloodBag: he looks like a smug asshole
Dadzawa: ah, you didn't like the reflection?
WineAunt: damn, sho, let him breath a little
BloodBag: why are you like this? one day I will quit
Dadzawa: you say that as if its supposed to deter me.
Dadzawa: regardless, I'll take him, izu will turn him friend shaped in under a week, pick for your class
(they pick the rest of the class like usual - the only difference from canon is Mineta is replaced by Hitoshi and Bakugo and Monoma switch)
HesAStoat: excellent! Now that the classes are divided, I will start to send out the letters! This school year will certainly interesting to say the least!
Gulag: can I come out of the...pit...now?
Dadzawa: have you learned your lesson?
Gulag: I think so?
Dadzawa: hmm, I don't believe you
Gulag: what even was the lesson to be learned here?
Dadzawa: well if you don't know, you clearly haven't learned it. back to the pit, my good sir
Gulag: I'm so confused
Yamadad: yagi just stop saying things to aizawa about a) teaching or b) the kids and you'll be fine
WineAunt: yeah, stick with like, idk, inspiring speeches and hero stuff?
UncleGun: actually I'd recommend not talking in general, you've said some pretty uh
UncleGun: "eesh" things
HesAStoat: I would recommend taking a teaching class! :)
Blockhead: yeah thats probably a good call
Gulag: ...alright, then, I could use a few pointers before school starts anyway
Dadzawa: wow the Pit is full of good ideas today
LabSafety101: this year is going to be an interesting one, thats for sure