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"I'd hug you right now, but you're covered in evidence. And I also really don't want to."
"Evidence is a really nice euphemism for blood, gore, and guts"
"You're totally missing the point. Do you know how pissed I am at you right now"
Hange averted her gaze from the icy stare levi was giving her and laughed awkwardly.
"I really wouldn't wanna end up as commander for the corps so........._
"You fucking idiot! How would following the key to that titan stomach make for a dead erwin!!!" Levi said livid but somehow still managing to sound cold.
" The basement key was in his hand when that titan ate it so I had to follow it before it becomes stomach juice"
Levi looked like he was gonna personally throw her in a titan mouth.
"HOW IN THE NAME OF **** IS THAT GONNA END UP KILLING RHE COMMANDER HE CAN LIVE WITH NO ARM AND NO BASEMENT KEY YOU TURD!" He said kicking her ass .......literally.
"AW. AW. Levi!" She runs her ass and childishly pout " but seriously you are acting as if you don't know erwin. He basically lived as commander for that key and this moment. You think he wouldn't of followed in my stead if I didnt do it? I am just glad that he was quick enough to catch my leg before I become stomach juice myself. Hahahahaaha"
Levi thought about it for a moment and he saw logic in what she said. Erwin may be strategical and one hell of a genius when it comes to battle but he was also sorta suicidal when it comes to his goals. He can definitely see him do it..
"I can't believe ur laughing like a maniac after just being half way into a titan esophagus." Levi closed his nose " please take a shower as fast as we get to the barracks titan blood does disappear in 10 seconds but apparently whatever other body fluids that resides within them doesn't " he said leading his horse away to check and Eren and erwin before they get to the walls.
Hange smiled at his back. That midget really cannot show he cares without yelling. But she doesn't care each one of them had their own peculiarity. "I'll go annoy Mike since he can smell 10 times better than average humans" she said smugly changing her direction to where mike squad was positioned.