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Kuroo added Bokuto, Daichi, and (5) more to the chat
Kuroo changed the chat name to The Captains of GAY
4:28 pm
Kuroo: so, you've finally arrived-
Kuroo: what the hell are you wearing?
Oikawa: it's my ass kicking outfit BITCH
Daichi: what have you done
Terushima: im bi tyvm
Bokuto: BRO
Kuroo: BRO
Futakuchi: the hell is this?
Futakuchi: and why am I here?
Ushijima: I would also like to know why I am here.
Oikawa: ew proper grammer
Oikawa: ew Ushiwaka
Kita: What's wrong with proper grammer?
Oikawa: everything
Kuroo: is that everyone?
Futakuchi: you tell us
Terushima: AYE SECOND YEAR SQUAD
Futakuchi: yea, no
Kita: Kuroo, will you please explain why we are all here?
Bokuto: YEA BRO
Bokuto: DONT LEAVE US HANGING
Kuroo: it's just a gc with a bunch of team captains in it
Kuroo: I thought it'd be cool to hang out, even if we can't in person
Oikawa: that's.. kinda sweet
Futakuchi: can I leave?
Ushijima: Will volleyball be a topic of discussion?
Kita: Thank you for thinking of me, but I must be on my way.
Kita: Practice is beginning.
Daichi: same, Suga's staring in confusion
Terushima: u sure its just confusion?
Daichi: what else would it be?
Terushima: there could b something in ur teeth
Bokuto: THATS SO COOL
Kuroo: thank you all for your words of praise, but I must be on my way
Kuroo: for my little kitten is calling me
Terushima: kitten?
Bokuto: TELL KENMA I SAID HI!!
Kuroo: touch him and you will loose a hand, Terushima
Futakuchi: possessive much?
Kuroo: that wasn't a threat, it was a warning
Kuroo: Kenma would remove your hand himself
Kuroo: shit, gotta go!
Bokuto: BYE BRO!!
Oikawa: Iwa~chan is threatening me! T^T
Bokuto: IWA-CHAN?
Oikawa: ew, stop
Oikawa: only I get to call him that
Terushima: oh? does the pretty setter have a crush?
Oikawa: it's more than a crush, my kouhai
Oikawa: it's love!
Terushima: does THE oikawa tooru have a bf??
Oikawa: I wish!
Bokuto: IM LOST.. WHOS IWA-CHAN?
Oikawa: stop, just stop
Oikawa: his name is Iwaizumi Hajime and he is the best ace in all of the Miyagi prefecture
Ushijima: I disagree. I believe that I hold that title, as I am the number three ace in all of Japan. Your "Iwa-chan" isn't anywhere close to me on the rankings.
Terushima: well damn
Oikawa: it's on sight, Ushiwaka
Ushijima: What is on sight? Are you finally coming to Shiratorizawa?
Oikawa: someone hold me back or istg this man is dead
Bokuto: AKAASHI IS CALLING ME! BYE!!
Terushima: this is wild
Oikawa: DEFISJDFCHIUSZG
Oikawa: IWA~CHAN THREW A BALL AT ME
Oikawa: I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind >:(
Terushima: go get ur mans
Ushijima: I am very confused.
Ushijima: I will go ask Tendou for help.
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The Captains of GAY
7:53 pm
Ushijima: You should have come to Shiratorizawa.
Oikawa: FUCK YOU USHIWAKA