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Derek Shep @McDreamy

it’s a beautiful day to save lives :)

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

nice 

Derek Shep @McDreamy

not yours bitch

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

ha you’re still in the dog house markie

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch

what did he do??

Addie @TheRulerOfAllThatIsEvil

mark ate his sandwich 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

no ragrets

Derek Shep @McDreamy

bitch 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

YOUR bitch tho

Derek Shep @McDreamy

asdfghjklasd

jAcKsOn @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

I have never seen Mark Sloan, the biggest whore of this hospital, blush in my LIFE wtf

Addie @TheRulerOfAllThatIsEvil

we domesticated him :))

jAcKsOn @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

we???? 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy 

:) 

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jAcKsOn @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

i’d like to go back to yesterday’s discussion on mark the sandwich thief

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

for why tho?

jAcKsOn @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

@RulerOfAllThatIsEvil what did you mean by we???

who even is we??

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

where have you been avery they’ve been bangin for months

jAcKsOn @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

thank you for that unhelpfully vague reply karev 

Ghost Fucker @Dr.Model

omg it’s the shepherds and meredith ugh 

why do you think george and i moved out 

like damn i thought meredith was loud, she’s got nothing on mcsteamy 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

asdfghjkalfjakf

Heart in the Elevator @0-7-7

yeah plus i got sick of seeing my bosses with their pants off

there are some things i don’t need to see

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

everyone should see addison naked at least once

she’s the 8th wonder of the world 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

rt 

Derek Shep @McDreamy

rt

jAcKsOn @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

wait wait what?? 

are the three of you sleeping with dr. montgomery??

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

congrats you’re officially the last one to know

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Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

reasons to get married that don’t suck, go

Not Ellis Grey @Dark 

tax benefits

Duckie @VirginMary

love 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

i said reasons that Don’t suck

Duckie @VirginMary

:(

Mark Sloan @McSteamy 

someone to bring you food

Addie @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

shower buddy

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

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jAcKsOn @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

make them drive so you don’t have to

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

teddy can’t drive so no to that one avery 

Theodora @G.I.Jane

you hit one curb smh

Derek Shep @McDreamy

it’s okay meredith can’t drive either

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

it was the ability to drive or do math, can’t have both

also how many speeding tickets do you have again??

Derek Shp @McDreamy

shut your heck up

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

never thought i’d see the day that sloan was actually right

the rest of your marriage reasons suck :/

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jAcKsOn @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

back again with my favorite segment, How The Fuck Did You Get Together?

now with @Dark, @McSteamy, @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil, and @McDreamy

Derek Shep @McDreamy

it’s really not a long story

jAcKsOn @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

drop the deets mister

Derek Shep @McDreamy

so obviously me and meredith were together before addison got here 

she shows up, the tension is thicker than butter, and then asks if we were interested in a threesome as like a joke

and meredith agrees 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

i was down whether she was joking or not

have you seen her??

Addie @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

it was never a joke babe ;)

jAcKsOn @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

okay okay but what about mark??

Derek Shep @McDreamy

i was getting there smh

mark showed up like two weeks after this like a simp and punched him to clear the bad vibes

now we’re all dating :)

jAcKsOn @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

I- 

i feel like we missed step 2 somewhere in there

Addie @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

we all went for drinks after at Joe’s. meredith confessed to finding all three of us attractive after some tequila, then we ended up at her house

Ghost Fucker @Dr.Model

unfortunately 

Derek Shep @McDreamy

now we’re all dating :))

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

i think you guys broke avery 

he’s just starin at the wall muttering ‘they just gave me more questions’ lmao

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Ducky @VirginMary

on to my favorite segment, Asking My Coworkers Invasive Questions

round one! How were your childhoods?

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

insufferably long

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

a mistake that started at birth 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

rt 

jAcKsOn @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

boring and stuffy

Derek Shep @McDreamy

traumatic :)

Addie @RuleOfAllThatIsEvil

not fucking great

but i had ice cream 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

lonely 

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

awkward 

we don’t talk about it

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch

mine was paradise compared to this thread

y’all in therapy yet??

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

who needs therapy when you have tequila tho??

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

rt

Addie @RuleOfAllThatIsEvil

rt 

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

rt

Ducky @VirginMary

i should have chose a different question smh

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Sunder @FromDownUnder

seeing the doctor who fixed your legs shitpost about her girlfriend’s fine ass at 2 am is eye-opening

like she’s right but still

Charissa @Baer-like-bear

is that better or worse than reading how the doctor who removed your tumor is also a huge simp for his girlfriends? 

Sunder @FromDownUnder

how much of simp?

Jenello @Jello_Barnett

lmao we talkin about Dr. Shepherd? 

huge simp. like the simpin is visible from space lmao

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

oh shit i gotta tell derek he’s bein roasted hold up

Charissa @Baer-like-bear

asdfghjkl one of the girlfriends 

Becken @Stevie

lmao but like the ortho doc who fixed my shoulder?

she lucked up with that hottie wife of hers 

Alley-Oop @AllisonRose

we talking about Dr. Robbins?? 

Becken @Stevie

uh blonde, super hot? 

Alley-Oop @AllisonRose

def Robbins, she’s bangin 

and smart, she fixed my organs when i was born

Becken @Stevie

what was wrong with your organs??

Alley-Oop @AllisonRose

they weren’t inside my body :)

Becken @Stevie

:o 

Charissa @Baer-like-bear

can you imagine being a brain surgeon, successful and all that shit

and you’re just gettin roasted on twitter for being a fuckin simp lmao

Derek Shep @McDreamy 

this is slander 

Sunder @FromDownUnder

oop 

Derek Shep @McDreamy 

i’m telling Dr. Torres what you said 

Sunder @FromDownUnder

suddenly i’m Jared, 19

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Not Ellis Grey @Dark

y’all met the new head of cardio yet??

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

yeah she’s dope

a little timid but SGMW will change that lmao

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

she’s hot

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

she’s my half-sister lmao

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch

you have another one??

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

ha being a whore runs in the family ig

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

still hot 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

her dad is webber 

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

ehhh less hot

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

this hospital is made up of more greys than anything istg

better not be anymore

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce

hope there’s no more 

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch

heh hey dr. pierce

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce

are you the grey with two boyfriends?

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

that’d be me

plus a girlfriend :)

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch

yeah im single

hoein’ out if you will

oh god i can’t believe i told my boss i was hoein’ out oh fuck

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Not Ellis Grey @Dark

callout thread bc my partners suck :) 

derek is a fucking simp

he has a praise kink

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

we been knew

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

no no like addison called him a good boy one morning

and this bitch tripped down the stairs 

mark ran his fingers through his hair and called him pretty boy and he dropped to his knees

Derek Shep @McDreamy

asdfghjkla bABE 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

addison? a huge fuckin NERD

she can quote star wars and is a hufflepuff

she owns a hoodie and wand 

she drags us to harry potter land every year

Addie @TheRulerOfAllThatIsEvil

don’t let her fool you

she has a slytherin scarf

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

ha nice 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

mark? 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

shit 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

mark is SOFT as fuck 

this bitch likes his hair played with and pouts like a toddler 

he cried over baby deer falling

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch

damn what’d they do lmao

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

they wouldn’t go get me a slushie yesterday :/

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7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

alright who’s got the deets on my brother?

Addie @TheRulerOfAllThatIsEvil

amelia ily

also your brother has a praise kink 

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

didn’t really wanna know that 

ill still hold it over him at thanksgiving tho

Derek Shep @McDreamy

get off twitter smh you have a job

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

haha no i don’t bitch 

i quit my job, im currently boarding a plane

now gimme dirt @McSteamy

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

ily2 amy

and derek walked into an on-call room door yesterday bc he’s a himbo

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

derek cried when his hair gel brand got discontinued

also mark you’re a himbo too??

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

im cackling with power

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

your brother is bi but in denial even tho we can see  him pine from space

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

that’s why i like women more lmao, men be complicated

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

rt 

AZ @Lesbionic 

rt

he held sofia at arms length for 20 minutes once bc she “stared at him weirdly” 

Ghost Fucker @Dr.Model

he once put a straw into a full pot of coffee 

drank the whole thing while makin an omelet

Theodora @G.I.Jane

he spilled his coffee in the lounge this morning and just stared at it for like five minutes with the saddest expression ever

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

shepherd walked into the kitchen table once and said sorry as he grabbed a bottle of tequila 

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

ha nice. mom’s gonna love this.

Derek Shep @McDreamy 

hope none of you guys ever need brain surgery smh

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jAcKsOn @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

back to my segment, How The Fuck Did You Get Together?

today we have @Twisty and @G.I.Jane 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

okay are we talkin just me and teddy 

or all three of us?

jAcKsOn @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

three???

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

shit 

i knew there was something i was forgetting to tell everyone :/

jAcKsOn @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

thrEE???

Theodora @G.I.Jane

yeah avery, three. 

me, cris, and tom. 

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

tom? as in tom koracick? 

love him when did that happen

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

tom and teddy slept together 

Theodora @G.I.Jane

we were on a break

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

yeah and they fell in love or whatever

so here we are

jAcKsOn @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

so do you love him too or??

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

i love what he does with his mouth if that counts

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

asdfghjkl im tellin him omg

Theodora @G.I.Jane

i love cris and tom

cris loves me, likes tom despite what she says

tom loves me, likes cris

plus his mouth is v nice ;)

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

this bitch is so smug

[pictured: tom smirking smugly, head tilted down while Webber is talking in the background]

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

i don’t usually like giving men rights

but

he definitely has a right to be smug

Major @G.I.Joe

he’s gonna be more unbearable now 

Theodora @G.I.Jane

least it’s not without ya know reason

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

yeah you’re just salty your exes are sleeping with your enemy :p

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

oop-

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Ducky @VirginMary

alright pronoun check!

she/her

Derek Shep @McDreamy

he/him 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

she/her

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

any bc i literally do not care

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

rt 

Ghost Fucker @Dr.Model

she/her

Heart in the Elevator @0-0-7

he/him

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

she/they

Addie @TheRulerOfAllThatIsEvil

she/her

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain 

he/him

Theodora @G.I.Jane

she/her and tom is he/him

Major @G.I.Joe 

he/him

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch 

she/they

why ask now tho lol 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

he/they 

Ducky @VirginMary

a teenager came into the ER and asked for everyone’s so they didn’t get them messed up

they used they/them and were super sweet

Single Malt Scotch

the only valid child

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Not Ellis Grey @Dark

i get why bailey hated us

Ghost Fucker @Dr.Model

*hates 

also are we talkin about the new interns lol

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

the only one who is even remotely tolerable is wilson

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

rt

Ducky @VirginMary

c’mon guys they aren’t that bad

Derek Shep @McDreamy

ross shows promise in neuro

they do be annoying tho

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

you guys were not nearly as annoying

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

that’s bc you were screwing one of us

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

bold of you to assume that’d stop him from calling us names

he tells addie when she’s annoying

Derek Shep @McDreamy

bc singing Bubblegum Bitch at top volume for 26 minutes IS annoying

Addie @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

that song is a bop and I won’t be told otherwise by someone who listens to green day willingly

Ghost Fucker @Dr.Model

idk how you guys get so off track

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Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

Mark tops in the relationship 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

occasionally

also how did we get to this?

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest Bitch 

I have a bet with Arizona 

you lost me 20 bucks :(

Ghost Fucker @Dr.Model

I think meredith tops 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

absolutely NOT

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

oop 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

slander

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

Addison tops the most. 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

yeah meredith is a pillow princess

Derek Shep @McDreamy

can confirm

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

this is biphobia :/

also you have no room to talk smh

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

yeah this dumb himbo is also a bottom :/

Derek Shep @McDreamy

says the man who gets on his knees for a woman shorter than him

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

I can top from the bottom bitch

Addie @TheRulerOfAllThatIsEvil

you just bottom from the bottom honey

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

told y’all

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Ducky @VirginMary

welcome back to part 2 of Asking My Coworkers Invasive Questions!

if you weren’t surgeons what would you be doing?

7-1-1 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

drugs probably

jAcKsOn AvEry @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

running the Avery Foundation

Derek Shep @McDreamy

teaching 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

bartending 

I really missed my calling on that one tbh

Major @G.I.Joe

i’d still be in the military ngl

Theodora @G.I.Jane

rt

AZ @Lesbionic 

rt

Ortho Goddess

I think i’d still be in Florida

probably a sex therapist or smth

Addie @TheRulerOfAllThatIsEvil

I can see it

also i’d still be in ny working for my father or smth equally bad

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch

i thought about law enforcement 

like government level

Mark Sloan @McSteamy 

alright agent 

also probably modeling? I did some in college

Ghost Fucker @Dr.Model 

same 

or a housewife 

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain 

if i hadn’t gotten injured i’d still be wrestling 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

I’d be dead lmao

I’m a walking hazard

Derek Shep @McDreamy

BIG fuckin rt

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Ducky @VirginMary

Part three of Asking My Coworkers Invasive Questions

how did everyone come out if you have?

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

i didn’t lmao

i just stopped dating men

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

i didn’t either. 

i just started dating three people

one who is a woman

Addie @TheRulerOfAllThatIsEvil

same

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

I also didn’t come out?

I just slept with people and they got the message

Derek Shep @McDreamy

i’m straight so i never had to come out

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

only one part of that was true but okay

i came out at thanksgiving when i was seventeen 

Derek Shep @McDreamy

you’re leaving out the best part

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

yeah mom walked in on me makin out with derek’s girlfriend at the time 

told me to “get my tongue out of that poor girl’s throat and come mash the potatoes” 

so that was cool

Theodora @G.I.Jane

i started sleeping with my roommate’s girlfriend 

then kinda just stopped sleeping with women after that until Cris 

Lexipedia @Encylopedia.Bitch 

I baked a cake and put the bi colors on it and left it in the kitchen 

it had a lil banner that said “i like women too!” on it

AZ @Lesbionic

fair 

I just brought a girl home and that was pretty much it 

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce

i just kinda yelled it to my parents as i was sprinting toward the terminal to catch my flight

i didn’t answer my phone for like three days after lmao

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

wait wait hold up

you like women??

*insert gif of sunglasses lowering*

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce

yeah lol

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

inch resting

Derek Shep @McDreamy

lmao good luck Pierce

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jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

so like

what are the pros and cons of polyamory?

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

you interested avery?

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

trust me

It’s hard enough to keep up with April

Ducky @VirginMary

he’s just curious

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

pro: there is always someone at the house to do chores

Derek Shep @McDreamy

he says as if he does chores

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

con: there’s always someone roasting you :/

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

pro: someone is always down for sex in an on-call room

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

rt

con: none of them will get me a goddamn slushie

Derek Shep @McDreamy

it was 2 am !!

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

con: derek is a lil bitch :/

Theodora @G.I.Jane

pro: at least ONE person can cook

Addie @TheRulerOfAllThatIsEvil

maybe in your relationship

pro: each person is really good at smth

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

I can cook :(

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

grilled cheese doesn’t count as cooking

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

bitch :/

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

Tom said a pro was dating multiple hot people

which i second

Addie @TheRulerOfAllThatIsEvil

big rt

con: there are not beds meant for four people at your local IKEA

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

an unrelated con, i can’t pronounce anything at IKEA

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

rt

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

another con is when one person likes another person but has the emotion range of a teaspoon so they never say anything 

Addie @TheRulerOfAllThatIsEvil

yeah so they just pine after each other bc they’re himbos :/ 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

in one person’s defense they have made it v obvious

idk how they could get more obvious :|

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7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

throwback to 20 minutes ago when a kid said he wanted to die 

and Pierce said fuckin mood

AZ @Lesbionic

i-

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

I mean

mood tho

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce

asdfghklas

don’t remind me of my mistakes

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

i left out the best part

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

how can this possibly get better

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

webber and bailey were standing right behind her

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce

I’m moving to costa rica 

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

webber kinda did his lil dad cough and pierce just froze

bailey was more shocked than pissed tbh

and pierce quitely goes "frick" like that was gonna help anything 

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce

oh no she was mad

believe me

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

i can’t believe it got better

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

i can’t believe bailey didn’t eviscerate you :/

AZ @Lesbionic 

she’ll punish you for the comment somehow

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce

i hear the carribean is nice this time of year

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

that was the best moment of my week tbh

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce

i’m not takin you to the carribean :/

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

that’s okay i’m white

i sunburn easy :)

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Otho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

Meredith just said my theme song would be “Headphones” by Jackie Lee

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

and she’d be right ;)

Otho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

i don’t even like country music :/

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

mine is “Good News” by Ocean Park Standoff

which is absolutely correct

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

everyone has a theme song

and i took it upon myself to assign them

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

mine is “Running” by Lauren Cimorelli

which, rude

AZ @Lesbionic

me?

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

“She’s a Lady” by Tom Jones

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

i’m afraid to ask

Not Ellis Grey @Dark 

“Mansion” by NF

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

accurate

Derek Shep @McDreamy

my song is “Love Me Like You” by Little Mix

which is a banger 

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

so what’s addison’s?

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

“Cool for the Summer” for sure

there is no doubt

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

i have to know april’s

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

“Underdog” by Alicia Keys

bc of her sisters :/

Ducky @VirginMary

i- 

i’m cryin in the club

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

jackson yours is “Primadona” by Sueco

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

your taste in music astounds me 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

teddy’s is “Fine Apple” by Nic D

tom’s is “Jealous” by Nick Jonas

Theodora @G.I.Jane

Owen’s?

also tom agreed on both :)

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

“Don’t Give Up On Me”, Andy Grammar

dude’s a fighter 

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce

i need to know bailey’s

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

“anxiety” by blackbear

you are “Only a Girl” by Gia Woods

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce

i was expecting girls like girls bc it’s like the lesbian anthem or smth

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

nope 

unoriginal and overplayed

i’m just gonna go ahead and list the last of em

izzie is “Colors” by Halsey bc it reminds her of Denny

george is “Hercules” by Livingston bc it’s his fav song rn

lastly Lex is “Hey Brother” by Avicii bc she’s my sister and i’m love her

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch

it took us YEARS for me to get this far

and still won’t play softball with me :/

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce

how do you even keep these straight?

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

1. nothing about me is straight
2. notes app :)

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Ducky @VirginMary

part four babes

what cases have you guys like the most?

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

the chick with the spontaneous orgasms

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

pig

also, zombie man from that one halloween

Major @G.I.Joe

that was freaky

but I liked the guy who ate the doll heads 

mainly bc Bailey was so shocked tbh

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

he made me uncomfy

but I liked the guy with a tree in his lung?

that was p dope

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

rt 

I liked the uhhh penis fish

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

i’m sorry

the WHAT

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

ahahah i remember him!

dude was swimming in some country and got a fish stuck in his dick lmao

Derek Shep @McDreamy

yikes that’s a painful memory

i really remember the two patients who were connected by that pole after the subway accident

AZ @Lesbionic

why would you like to think about about that??

Derek Shep @McDreamy

even almost dying they were still cracking jokes

gotta respect that

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

if i’m not cracking jokes on my death bed that ain’t me

Heart in the Elevator @0-0-7

bold of you to assume we’d allow you to die

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Lexipedia @Encylcopedia.Bitch

so 

where the fuck did george go?? 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

wdym

Lexipedia @Encylcopedia.Bitch

dude just dipped??

i haven’t seen him in like months?

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

oh he got deployed

Lexipedia @Encylcopedia.Bitch

deployed??

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

yeah he’s in uhhhh

Heart in the Elevator @0-0-7

i’m in Korea rn

Lexipedia @Encylcopedia.Bitch

straight up don’t remember this but aight

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

you remember Izzie? Doctor Stephens to you ig

Lexipedia @Encylcopedia.Bitch

pretty blonde

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

that’s the one

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

gross 

but she dipped to run a bed and breakfast near the coast

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

after building a free clinic

Lexipedia @Encylcopedia.Bitch

wow 

who else is gone??

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

uh b*rke fucked off

Theodora @G.I.Jane

thank you god

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

hahn left after confessing her love for callie

AZ @Lesbionic

what 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

Bailey got a better husband

Derek Shep @McDreamy

rt

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

does it count as dipping if they died??

Ducky @VirginMary

no bc then we’ll be here all day smh

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

yeah bc everyone is either dead or dead inside at SGMW

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

amen

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Ducky @VirginMary

and we’re back with part five of Asking My Coworkers Invasive Questions

y’all want kids?

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

as long as I don’t fuck em up

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

if I could’ve had them, definitely

Derek Shep @McDreamy

definitely want kids

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

idk if I’m dad material 

but i’d try

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

i could help raise kids, but i don’t wanna be the sole caregiver or the birthgiver

also teddy and tom are busy but they both want kids

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

me and april want kids

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

i’ll pass

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch

rt

AZ @Lesbionic

callie and i have talked about more kids

maybe a little boy

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

try my luck and turn out like my dad?

no thanks

Ducky @VirginMary

i want a son first

but ill be happy either way tbh

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

mark an I want a girl first

derek wants a boy

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

and i don’t care tbh

Ducky @VirginMary

anybody plan on having babies soon?

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

nope

AZ @Lesbionic

not that i know of?

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

is it considered planning if you’re already pregnant?

Ducky @VirginMary

oh my god

Major @G.I.Joe

shepherd just dropped his phone and i knew it was bc of twitter 

congrats meredith

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

mark just calmly got up from his desk and walked out

he was smiling tho

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

addison hand me the chart in her hands and took off down the hall

meredith broke three fuckin surgeons

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

no regrats

i didn’t know how else to tell everyone at once :)

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

well

give it fifteen minutes and they’ll start screaming it from the rooftops

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Not Ellis Grey @Dark

real ones would be my alibi in a hypothetical crime :/

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

did mark say he wasn’t gonna cover you again?

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

yeah 

I just wanna rob a bank :(

Ducky @VirginMary

on that note

Part 6!

what HYPOTHETICAL crime would you guys commit?

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

manslaughter 

Ducky @VirginMary

you worry me

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

tax evasion 

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

tax fraud

i’ll still pay em, just not the right amount 

Derek Shep @McDreamy

you’re gonna get us all audited smh

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

i’m with cristina

manslaughter seems pretty likely

Theodora @G.I.Jane

rt 

tom said tax fraud as well??

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

as he should

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd 

drug possession 

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

kepner said hypothetical 

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd 

i was never arrested for it :)

Derek Shep @McDreamy

aiding and abetting 

since my dumbass partners wanna do dumbass things 

AZ @Lesbionic

assault with a weapon prolly

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

would the weapon be your leg?

AZ @Lesbionic 

shut your fuck

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch

identity theft

i’m smart enough to get away with it

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

fair 

i just really wanna rob a bank like in that movie with magicians and shit 

Heart in the Elevator @0-0-7

i’d fake my own death tbh

just to see if I could

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

the minute you buzzed your hair you died to me anyways

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

absolute rt

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Mark Sloan @McSteamy

the next time i hear a husband comment on his wife’s weight 

i’m goin feral

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

amen 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

as a man

I am Tired of men

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

absolutely agree

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

you guys shoulda seen Bailey’s face when a patient commented on her weight

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

unless i’m sitting on your face

my weight is none of your concern tbh

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

big rt

men make it hard to be bisexual tbh

Derek Shep @McDreamy

that’s fair

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

i’m mad at you 

Derek Shep @McDreamy

??

i didn’t comment on my wife’s weight??

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

no but you’re a dumb himbo so now i’m gonna be mad at you too

Derek Shep @McDreamy

i’m lost :/

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

derek honey

Mark wants to date you

AZ @Lesbionic

finally someone said it smh

Derek Shep @McDreamy

he wants to What

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

he wants to hold your hand while watching those stupid documentaries you like

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

he wants to bring you your gross hot coffee in the mornings 

Derek Shep @McDreamy

1. there is nothing wrong with hot coffee
2. he does not wanna do any of that

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

yes he does

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

yes he does

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

yes he does

Bailey @Mama.Bear

yes he does

now get off twitter and solve your issues so we can get back to work

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

i fear that bailey has seen all our posts

Bailey @Mama.Bear

I have 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

brb 

this is my 13th reason

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Not Ellis Grey @Dark

it has taken literal YEARS

but Mark and Derek have finally gone on a date

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

they watched documentaries in the living room

AZ @Lesbionic

aw 

what kind of documentaries?

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

sharks 

we were up until 3am i’m fuckin Tired

Derek Shep @McDreamy

I said sorry :(

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

it’s fine

i’d do it again

Ghost Fucker @Doctor.Model

awwww

you guys are so cute

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

they were asleep on the couch when we woke up 

*insert picture of Derek and Mark on the couch, Mark’s arm around Derek’s shoulder as they doze*

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

we are cute as fuck huh

Derek Shep @McDreamy

asdfghjlajfdjas

amy keeps tryna grab my phone, mark help

babe 

Derek Shep has changed their name to Mark’s Bitch

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

accurate 

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

hehehehe

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

you’re a gremlin

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce

i was wondering why amelia was cackling in the lounge

i understand now

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

i thought we were friends Pierce :(

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce

we are

but your sister is hotter

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

;)

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

wow it only took for-fuckin-ever, congrats

you guys are gonna be gross now too huh

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

we literally just hold hands and kiss occasionally

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

exactly 

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

i literally have walked in on you and tom in an on call room

you have no room to talk 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

no one wants to see either of them bein gross tho

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

this is homophobia 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

oh for sure

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Not Ellis Grey @Dark

my boyfriend has no rights

Ghost Fucker @Doctor.Model

which one

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

derek

Heart in the Elevator @0-0-7

valid

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

is this about the hot coffee again?

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

absolutely 

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

there is literally nothing wrong with hot coffee smh

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

debatable 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

this bitch brought me hot coffee when i was sick

he was tryna kill me

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

you were cold!

why would you want a cold drink???

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

IM BISEXUAL DEREK

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

this is day three of this for those who are curious

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

yeah derek and mark have been sleeping in another room lol

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

isn’t meredith giving him the silent treatment or smth?

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

yeah bc my wife and girlfriend are literal children

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

well what does that make you then huh pretty boy? 

if we’re children then you’re a pedophile

and i’ll be damned if I get lectured by a pervert

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

jfc lmaoo

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce

webber said he was gonna ban twitter you guys i-

@McSteamy pls get your partners

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

oh i have no control over this lol

i’m just waiting to see how long it takes derek to fold :)

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Not Ellis Grey @Dark

what the fuck are we watchin rn? 

addy is watchin some god awful crime show 

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

i’m watching law and order

quit being dramatic

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce

svu or the original?

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

original 

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce

ew no olivia benson? 

meredith is right

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

so your type is older women with dark hair?

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce

one could assume so

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

say less

also i’m watching Hannibal again 

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

bc of alana? 

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

bc of alana. 

AZ @Lesbionic

callie and i are watching Castle 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

quality content

Theodora @G.I.Jane

cristina has been on a music only kick lately 

i’m watching the walking dead again

Tom is boring and reads books

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

Tom is *old and reads books

also april and i are watching that too, season 8 rn 

Major @G.I.Joe

lol 

I’m watching a swedish show on norse mythology

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

nerd 

mark and i are watching the Mentalist bc he thinks patrick jane is cute

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

you’re damn right i do

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

i’m rewatching sherlock 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

not what I expected but fair

Ghost Fucker @Doctor.Model

i just finished the latest season of supernatural unfortunately

Heart in the Elevator @0-0-7

rt 

i’m finishing up criminal minds, fuckin yikes tbh

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

i will die by the fact that it was not the same when hotch dipped

also fuck will lemon tang and his dumbass accent

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

pls do not get her stared on this again

Heart in the Elevator @0-0-7

shh let her finish

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch

pls do not. 

also 10/10 recommend Teen Wolf 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

It’s bc she wants to fuck the smart redhead 

Ghost Fucker @Doctor.Model

what are you watchin tho? 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

oh i just finished yuri on ice again lol

feelin pretty gay tbh

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch

ah yes

bc that’s different from any other day you raging bisexual

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  Mark Sloan @McSteamy

ngl i would sell my boyfriend to sleep with Megan Fox 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

@McDreamy

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

I already knew this

It’s okay tho bc i’d sell him to sleep with Natalie Portman

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

you’re both wrong

Stana Katic for the win

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

Tom Daly could like 

get it ig

Theodora @G.I.Jane

Tom regrets introducing you to Madam Secretary

but same

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce

the  only correct answer here is Mariska Hargitay 

Addy @TheRulerOfAllThatIsEvil

i see your olivia benson and raise you alex cabot

Stephanie March is a goddess

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

have you noticed that you are always interested in blonde women

Addy @TheRulerOfAllThatIsEvil

yeah and i date brunettes

we live in an odd world 

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

you guys are forgetting iconic Bridgette Wilson-Sampras

AZ @Lesbionic

whom???

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

smh the hot teacher from Billy Madison

She’s like the og milf

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

on the subject of milfs

Gillian Anderson could rail me

Theodora @G.I.Jane

like 

X-Files or Sex Education Gillian Anderson?

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

yes. 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

are you into older women?

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

definitely 

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch 

big same.

Gwyneth Paltrow could step on me tbh

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

loved her since the first iron man

her and scarlett johansson 

Addy @TheRulerOfAllThatIsEvil

there’s smth about a women who can kill you with her thighs

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

god big rt

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

that means tom has a kink for women who could kill him huh

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

Way more than I ever wanted to know

thanks Amelia 

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

no problem sis!

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Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

on god i hate these interns

Ghost Fucker @Doctor.Model

they can’t be that bad

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

they definitely are

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

Wilson isn’t terrible

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

ehhhh questionable

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

Brooks has some potential in Neuro

More than Ross but he seems dead set on it for some reason

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

i dislike him :/

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

big rt

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

why 

i literally only ever work with Edwards and Wilson 

and thank god for that

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

literally does not know how to use a pronoun 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

the american education system definitely failed him

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

what did he do

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

nothing bad

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

he used them in place of literally every pronoun when talking about mark

and not once did he use it correctly

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

want me to beat him up

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

as she has tiny ineffectual fists

she means do you want us to get derek to beat him up

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

no

he just needs to learn how to use they/them correctly before he offends a patient 

I’d rather he just call me a slur at this point :/

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Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

titties 

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

rt

7-11 Crackhead @ The_Better_Shepherd

rt

AZ @Lesbionix 

rt 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

who gave y’alls phones back??

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

i texted george who told me where he had to hide them from you and cristina

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

@0-0-7 bitch

Heart in the Elevator @0-0-7 

she’s my ex wife i had to

plus consider it revenge 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

fuck you im a delight

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

you really are

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

shut up you’re drunk

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

she totally is

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

you took a shot from between callie’s tits shut the fuck up

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

bestie goals tbh

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

i hate all of you rn :/

Mark Sloan @McSteamy 

:( 

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

she’s just mad she can’t drink bc she’s preggo

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

Preggo!

We’re havin a baby :) 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy 

:)

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

yes we are

now pls go to bed 

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

okay preggo

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

okay we are not starting that nickname 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy 

is it better or worse than preggers? 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

if you Ever want to have sex again they’re both off the table

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

noted

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

whipped

Mark Sloan @McSteamy 

absolutely 

she’s carrying the next Grey-Sloan-Montgomery-Shepherd 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

god please tell me you’re not hyphenating 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

no we’ve actually had this discussion

as mark and i don’t care about family legacies, we’re all gonna use Montgomery-Shepherd

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

as you should preggo

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

do you ever wanna sleep with my half-sister again

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

my sincerest apologies ma’am

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

all of you need to get out so i can make eggos

stupid drunks dancing in my goddamn kitchen where my waffles are

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Mark Sloan @McSteamy

meredith said my cheat list was invalid :/

Ducky @Virgin.Mary

your What

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

Addison, Mark, and Meredith came up with the top 3 people they would cheat with

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

why? 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

funsies 

we have two separate lists too

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

im intrigued

tell me more

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

the first is real people, the second is fictional characters

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

who were yours?

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

obviously stephanie march

then kate winslet

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

specifically the blonde version

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

shut your fuck

and lastly ryan reynolds 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

you seem to have a thing for himbos

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

which is valid

mine was obviously megan fox

simon baker

and jennifer love-hewitt bc duh

Ducky @Virgin.Mary

i’m almost afraid to ask about meredith’s 

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

oh hers was so good

first, the mom from george lopez which was like v specific

then jennifer anniston but only after friends was over for some reason

and lastly laverne cox which is a big rt

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

never thought id say this

but meredith finally has good taste in smth

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

i woke up at midnight just to see Angie Lopez on screen

you’re goddamn right i have good taste

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Ducky @Virgin.Mary

Part 7 of asking my coworkers invasive questions 

y’all got any talents we don’t know about?

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

mark can play the piano

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

she said what talents do you have 

not what talents your boyfriend has smh

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

i don’t really have a talent?

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

wrong 

Meredith has like exceptional aim

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

oh yeah 

she’s scary accurate

Heart in the Elevator @0-07

i once watched her knock over a solo cup from across the living room

all while doing another tequila shot

it’s scary

Theodora @G.I.Jane

i can unwrap a starburst with my tongue

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

hot 

i can write with both hands in perfect cursive

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

i can do make-up very well

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

he really does

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

i was a chess master when i was 15

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

i can solve a rubik’s cube in under 30 seconds

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

yo that’s so cool wtf

Ducky @Virgin.Mary

i don’t get brain freeze

i’ve never had one

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

that’d cool to have

if my partners ever brought me a goddamn slushy

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

i learned to pick locks in college

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

to pick up girls?

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

to pick up girls. 

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch

valid 

also i can juggle 

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

i can recite hamlet’s soliloquy word for word

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

nerd 

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

shut the fuck up hawkeye

Major @G.I.Joe

i can shuffle cards very well

Slight of hand stuff

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

i’m a great diver

i competed at the national level

AZ @Lesbionic 

i’m fluent in spanish, french, and arabic

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

teach me the swear words

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

do NOT teach her the swear words

AZ @Lesbionic 

i’mma teach her

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Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

it’s my comfort character and i get to choose the trauma

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

god @ me

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

are you watching criminal minds again

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

penelope garcia deserves the world

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

absolutely agree

also we must acknowledge how funny it is that she is your comfort character rn

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

shut up i can be nice and sweet and soft

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

maybe when you’re drunk

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

mere your comfort character rn is a former alcoholic firefighter in california

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

yours is literally johnny lawrence you prep

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

he got a great story arc in the new show !!

AZ @Lesbionic 

i have a soft spot for pepper potts ngl

my girl went through A LOT

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

my comfort character is frederick chilton

he is my little rat son

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain 

me @ pre-serum steve roger specifically 

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce

obviously sherlock 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

you see yourself as the asshole genius who thinks they’re smarter than everyone else huh?

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce

*Knows they’re smarter

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

there’s your answer

also my comfort character will always be house

he is the doctor i aspire to be

AZ @Lesbionic 

rude and careless?

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

the greatest in my field 

but those too ig

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

lexie’s is hannibal lecter

which says a lot about her

AZ @Lesbionic

haha callie’s was beverly and then freddie

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

of course she would like two of the baddest bitches

AZ @Lesbionic 

she’s definitely a badass lol

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

owen’s was scooby doo

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

don’t like validating men

but how valid of him

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain 

what would burke’s have been

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty

his comfort character was emotional manipulation

and the green guy in the garbage can on sesame street

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

big rt

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

you’re just mad he didnt like you

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

i’m a delight :/

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Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

it’s pride month

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

ha nice

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

it is 12:01

were you waiting

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

no 

i just have the gay equivalent of spidey senses

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

and yet your gaydar is always wrong

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

shut up you literally thought mark didn’t have a crush on you

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

i never said mine was good

just that yours was bad

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

it’s pride month.

you guys know what that means

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

you and addy and mer will be extra fruity with women in the halls 

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

yes but no

i am gonna slap hate crime on everyone who annoys me

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

as you should

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

we’re all goin to pride 

we got invited onto a doctor themed float with cool scrubs

im getting the bi colors ofc

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

twins! 

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

yeah me and mer are wearing pink, blue, and yellow 

for the pan flag

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

mer grumbles about the colors but we know she likes it

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

i’m also goin with the bi flag, seems close enough

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

lexie and cris are also rockin the pan flags i think

arizona is obviously goin with the lesbian flag

uh who else

Mark Sloan @McSteamy 

cris said teddy was wearing bi colors as well

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

maggie is joining arizona 

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

oh yeah

anyways 

this group that lexie works with asked us if we would and it was a big yes

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

we are all pretty gay :/

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

how gay

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil

like hella 

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch

i’m a good 7/10 gay

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

a sprinkle of gay

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

that sprinkle being mark

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

yes thank you for the clarification

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd

np big bro

i got your back

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jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

why does black ops 4 suck so much

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

me but with any halo

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

there is nothing wrong with halo

you just have no taste

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

i would say the opposite in fact

my taste is superb

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

you play mario and the wii exclusively 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

exactly bitch

Mark Sloan @McSteamy 

Lego games are superior 

Heart in the Elevator @0-0-7

rt 

lego indiana jones for the win

Mark Sloan @McSteamy

you peasant

Lego harry potter or nothin

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

subnautica is my comfort game

Major @G.I.Joe 

stardew for the win

AZ @Lesbionic 

rt 

Ducky @Virgin.Mary

ooo same im on my second playthrough

im marrying alex

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain

of course you’re going for the stupid pretty boy

AZ @Lesbionic 

i’m marrying leah the lesbian lumberjack

Major @G.I.Joe

i’m marrying maru the nerd 

AZ @Lesbionic 

that’s so valid

i’ve married her and haley 

Ducky @Virgin.Mary

i married sam my first playthrough

to keep the theme of pretty boys

AZ @Lesbionic 

i’m marrying harvey next idc

i love that funky little dilf but not really

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

how valid of you

i’m with derek tho

watching subnautica is so good

Major @G.I.Joe

it’s like Discovery Planet the video game

you’re in the ocean :/

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

you’re on an alien planet with cool creatures??

what’s not to love

AZ @Lesbionic

respectfully, fuck the ocean

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

same but like only the irl ocean

the video game oceans are cool

Heart in the Elevator @0-0-7

lego games are just so chill

they require zero thought

AZ @Lesbionic

perfect for you and mark !

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

you’re so valid rn

Major @G.I.Joe

tbh a game series that does not get enough love now is uncharted

that game has the platforming of assassin’s creed minus the sucky flags

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

god fuck those flags

Ducky @Virgin.Mary

fuck shooty games that just promote and romanticize war to teens

Major @G.I.Joe

big RT

there is no comfort in a game that profits off the hell that soldiers face

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

can we all agree that tetris is a god-tier game 

Ducky @Virgin.Mary

rt 

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy

rt 

Major @G.I.Joe

rt 

Heart in the Elevator @0-0-7

big rt

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Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 7:01 am

can y’all believe the audacity jackson has to be THAT hot

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 7:07 am

1. y’all
2. i can never believe the audacity that men have
3. it’s 7am quit bein thirsty

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 7:10 am

okay, part whatever

hottest thing about your partner(s), go!

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 7:11 am

meredith and i share chaos energy

derek is v smart

and addy is an absolute bad bitch

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 7:20 am

he shows up super quick if there’s any chance of complimenting us

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 7:22 am

gross 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 7:23 am

n e ways

derek’s little insecurities are v attractive 

addy’s stupid smirk when she KNOWS she’s right, ugh

and mark with the fact he’s actually a romantic 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 7:24 am

still gross

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 7:25 am

okay you go then 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 7:26 am

teddy’s p hot when she reads with like her reading glasses on

and tom is insanely attractive when he’s smug 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 7:28 am

like addy

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 7:32 am

these are surprisingly wholesome aw

also the hottest thing about jackson has to be the confidence

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 7:33 am

derek’s is hot until the confidence become arrogance 

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 7:35 am 

fair. 

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 7:40 am

mer is v hot when she’s tired but also more cute than hot 

der is hot in the OR, don’t @ me

mark is hottest like post workout, smth about it 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 7:42 am

simp

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 7:43 am

and 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 7:45 am

where is your husband 

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 7:49 am

your boyfriend is doing brain things rn

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 7:52 am

makes sense

Theodora @G.I.Jane - 8:00 am

he do be doin brain things

also cris is really hot when she’s dancing to her oddly specific playlists

and tom is so mf hot when he’s reading

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 8:04 am

sometimes you just gotta dance to “songs i’d fight god to behind a dennys” 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 8:07 am

rt 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 8:12 am

tom said that im hottest when i finish his ideas, especially the insane ones

and teddy is hottest when she’s bein all domestic and stuff 

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 8:15 am

again 

these are more wholesome than i expected

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 8:32 am

she’s hot when she cares

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 8:38 am 

i’m sorry

this implies you’re seeing someone

sir are you Dating??

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 8:40 am

👀

Not Ellis Grey @Dark

bitch

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7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 5:38 pm

i peaked in 3rd grade

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 5:40 pm

mood 

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 5:43 pm

i used to read a book in like two days

i can’t even read a paragraph without getting distracted 

what the fuck happened 

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 5:44 pm

Gifted Kid Burnout 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 5:49 pm

felt. 

AZ @Lesbionic - 5:52 pm

what’s your favorite book?

i liked the picture of dorian gray bc im gay

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 5:53 pm

valid 

i really enjoyed The Devil Wears Prada when i was in high school

idk why it just hit 

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 5:55 pm

mommy issues

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 5:56 pm

shut your fuck

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 5:58 pm 

😘

also i liked reading the harry potter series obviously 

fantasy is the best genre for sure 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 7:03 pm

my favorite book so far has been uhhh if i stay

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 7:13 pm

depressing love that

i read comics, not books

but i love the walking dead comics 

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 7:14 pm

The Meg by Steve Alten

love sharks so much

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 7:16 pm

how valid of you babe 

@The-Baddest-Bitch answer

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch - 7:19 pm

uhhhh god i haven’t read a book since like 2008 

and i read the hunger games so that’s my answer 

@ 0-0-7

Heart in the Elevator @0-0-7 - 7:32 pm

oh i was a comic kid too lmao 

spider-man was always a win tho 

also @Doctor.Model

Ghost Fucker @Doctor.Model - 7:33 pm

didn’t read 

i did sports 

@ Twisty

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 7:39 pm 

i really liked IT by Stephen King 

cujo was boring tho 

@Vagina.Squad.Captain do your read

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 8:55 pm

god just got out of surgery lemme think

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 8:56 pm

wow didn’t know it did that

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 8:59 pm

okay my favorite book is The Surgeon by Tess Gerritsen 

the whole R&I series is good but that one is just a great start 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 9:04 pm  

for someone who likes sherlock it shouldnt be surprising you like murder/mystery too

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 9:05 pm

i do like a good mystery 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 9:06 pm

@Encyclopedia.Bitch @Sherlock-Pierce

binches 

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch - 9:11 pm

this book on dinosaurs i had when i was like 9

Magpie @Sherlock-Piece - 9:15 pm

valid 

uhhhh imma go with twilight bc that was undeniably my worse phase

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 9:18 pm

i wanna read more gay stuff :/

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch - 9:22 pm

Days Without End is good

uh Aristotle and Dante for sure 

i have a list

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 9:27 pm

bet 

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch - 9:29 pm

do you want to cry or nah?

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 9:32 pm

if i wanted to cry i’d just acknowledge my trauma

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jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 9:32 pm

i would like to go back to our previous discussion on cheat leasts

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 9:35 pm

for why

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 9:36 pm

i wanna know why you four have a fictional one

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 9:38 pm 

bc sometimes you wanna be railed by fictional characters jackson

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 9:39 pm

i wanna know tho 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 9:41 pm

@RulerOfAllThatIsEvil @McDreamy @McSteamy

derek might not answer 

he’s doing a craniotomy 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 9:44 pm

this list was both better and worse than the irl people

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 9:45 pm

i liked the first one

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 9:47 pm

well my first one was neal caffrey from white collar 

(also peter and his wife but i could only have three)

then patrick jane from the mentalist 

and lastly alana bloom from hannibal

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 9:49 pm

very valid of you

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 9:54 pm

mine were olivia benson bc yes

abby sciuto from ncis bc goth gf 🥵

and lastly my favorite dilf aaron hotchner 

that man could break my back for sure

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 9:57 pm

BIG RT

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 9:57 pm

more than i wanted to know thanks bestie 

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 9:59 pm

okay okay okay

mine were jj from criminal minds bc aj cook make brain go brrr

richard castle bc obviously a himbo

and glenn from the walking dead bc i love my boy 

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 10:03 pm

these were better than i expected them to be

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 10:04 pm

wait for derek lmao 

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 10:06 pm

i was summoned 

what are we talkin about im too lazy to read the thread

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 10:07 pm

avery asked about the fictional half of our cheat lists

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 10:09 pm

ohhhh okay

mine was simple lol

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 10:10 pm

his changed after he started dating mark 

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 10:13 pm

okay evan buckley from 9-1-1 bc yes

athena grant from 9-1-1

and bobby nash from 9-1-1

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 10:18 pm

i had to google these shows

and i can see why mark said these were better and worse

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 10:19 pm

in what way

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 10:20 pm

bobby nash is 53 and athena grant is 50

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 10:21 pm

i’m not seeing the issue

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 10:22 pm

do you have mommy and daddy issues? 

is that what’s goin on here

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 10:24 pm

considering my dad is dead then one could say there are some daddy issues

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 10:25 pm

i-

i’m dropping the conversation

i’m goin to bed i can’t do it

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Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 11:22 pm

the fact that i hadn’t been on a date until i was 22 should not be surprising 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 11:24 pm  

22??

I was literally 25 

my mom didn’t let me have actual dates and high school hook ups don’t count 

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 11:25 pm

that makes me feel so much better 

so on that note, guys only, what’s your ideal date?

let’s start with @G.I.Joe

Major @G.I.Joe - 11:31 pm

shit uh

mountain hike and a picnic ig

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 11:34 pm

can i ask questions? 

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 11:37 pm

you can

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 11:39 pm

@G.I.Joe are you swimming in the mountain or no??

Major @G.I.Joe - 11:42 pm

for sure 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 11:45 pm

valid continue

Major @G.I.Joe - 11:48 pm

@McDreamy

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 11:50 pm

aquarium 

@Trust_Fund_Babeyy

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 11:53 pm

the beach for sure 

i love the cookouts and volleyball 

wby @McSteamy 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 11:57 pm

i’d have to say dinner and a movie 

i fuckin love the movies

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 12:00 am

drive in or theater? 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 12:03 am

i’ve never been to the drive-in so theater 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 12:05 am

we’re going! 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 12:03 am

nice i wanna see Avatar 

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 12:06 am

the airbender???

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 12:08 am

nah the blue people 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 12:12 am

yeah the Na’vi 

blue people smh 

anyone with tom?

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 12:18 am

i’m with tom and he said he liked concerts or plays 

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 12:21 am

those are two ends on the spectrum of fun 

but fit him super well 

also @0-0-7 

Heart in the Elevator @0-0-7 - 12:29 am

you guys somehow always catch me awake

but i really enjoy the mall for some reason? 

i like walkin the stores and buying shit i can’t afford 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 12:30 am

for some reason we’re always awake when you are even though it’s midnight and i have a 24 in like 6 hours lol

and i also like buying things i can’t afford 

like my 8th slushy of the day

Heart in the Elevator @0-0-7 - 12:31 am

you’re a hazard 

go to sleep already 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 12:34 am

wait! 

@Vagina.Squad.Captain go! 

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 12:39 am

hookups don’t count?

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 12:43 am

nope 

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 12:44 am

oh 

then i’ve never been on a date then

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 12:45 am

i’m sorry

never??

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 12:46 am

if hook ups do not count then i’ve never been on a date

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 12:48 am

you’re like 40 how have you never been on a date 

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 12:49 am

idk what about me would say i had tbh

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 12:51 

we will be discussing this later

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AZ @Lesbionic - 1:12 pm

the fact that i have to adult and pay taxes sucks

i just wanna farm my crops and commit tax evasion :/

Ortho Goddess @The_Baddest_Bitch - 1:15 pm

she’s playing stardew for reference

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 1:16 pm

so valid 

also what is everyone’s favorite video game

mine is animal crossing

AZ @Lesbionic - 1:17 pm

stardew for the win

Ortho Goddess @The_Baddest_Bitch - 1:20 pm

oh i’d have to say mario kart 8 specifically

i never lose

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 1:22 pm

the only valid answer is Lego Harry Potter

i will not be elaborating 

Heart in the Elevator @0-0-7 - 1:29 pm

so valid of you 

but Lego Indiana Jones is better

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 1:31 pm 

disrespectfully disagree

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 1:33 pm

same bc Subnautica is superior. 

mark agrees

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 1:35 pm

mark isn’t here to agree so that’s invalid bitch

also addy’s is sudoku because she’s a nerd

and it counts as a video game bc she only plays it digitally

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 1:37 pm

I don’t play video games

but Tom does

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 1:40 pm

he’s like prehistoric and he plays video games??

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 1:41 pm

he’s like 50 meredith 

also yes 

he particularly likes shit like uncharted or assassin’s creed 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 1:44 pm

what the fuck :/

this man is 50 and playin video games

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 1:46 pm

we can only hope to be that cool at 50 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 1:48 pm

unless we die first

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 1:51 pm

which would be way cooler 

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce - 2:00 pm

mood 

also i like online chess

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 2:01 pm

nerd 

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 2:03 pm

you played minesweeper for fun and not just bc we lost wifi 

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 2:06 pm

et tu, brother? 

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 2:08 pm

you deserve it for betting on me and mark with our mother and sisters

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 2:11 pm

i won 150 bucks so totally worth it

Ghost Fucker @Doctor.Model - 2:15 pm

i really liked cooking mama as a kid

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 2:17 pm

big rt

those slapped 

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain - 2:21 pm

MonkeyGo Happy games were underrated istg

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 2:23 pm

these turned nostalgic quickly

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 2:24 pm

what is jackson’s?

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 2:26 pm

oh he’s a huge candy crush fan

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 2:28 pm

what is he, a middle-aged white woman

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 2:31 pm

his spirit might be 

which would explain a lot

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 2:35 pm

such as??

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 2:37 pm

why he collects salt and pepper shakers like we’re ever home to use them

it’s not cool to walk into the kitchen at 2 am and find tiny porcupines staring at me

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Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 2:13 pm

i know you’re all most likely villains butttttt

what’s your ideal superpower?

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 2:17 pm

oh easy super speed

derek’s is to like grow copies of himself 

he’s asleep rn

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 2:19 pm

he’s asleep in mark’s lap in an on call room

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 2:22 pm

and what about it

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 2:24 pm

simp

anyways i wanna be super strong

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 2:27 pm

i would love to be invisible

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 2:30 pm

that sounds like childhood so pass

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 2:34 pm

so valid 

also i would wanna be immortal 

do cool surgeries forever

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 2:36 pm

oooo that’d be cool

Heart in the Elevator @0-0-7 - 2:39 pm

shapeshifting 

not like into animals, just body parts and stuff

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 2:41 pm

meredith could use that to be taller

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 2:42 pm

shut your fuck

also @Trust_Fund_Babeyy

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 2:45 pm

oh uh never thought about it 

breathe underwater? 

wanna see atlantis

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce - 2:49 pm

i was gonna say invisible but like telekinesis would also rock

except i’d forget i could do it and hit myself with the tv remote

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 2:52 pm

see now people can see the family resemblance 

two stupid fruits from the same tree

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain - 2:53 pm

that family tree is all fucked up

also weather control so i can hit people with lightning 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 2:56 pm

valid for both honestly 

we been knew the grey family tree was a goddamn nightmare 

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce - 2:59 pm

yeah look at what they made 

me, a horribly neurotic lesbian with control issues 

you, an angry gremlin with mommy and intimacy issues

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch - 3:07 pm

so what I’m hearing is

i’m the stable grey

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 3:09 pm

absolutely not 

you’re just as fucked as the rest of us

you got that whole anxiety thing and need to prove yourself 

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch - 3:11 pm

does that rank above or below mommy issues

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 3:13 pm

man fuck you :/

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch - 3:17 pm

don’t slander my good name then

also @The_Better Shepherd 

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 3:20 pm

oh i would wanna read minds 

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 3:22 pm

you’d hear derek’s thoughts 

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 3:25 pm

exactly 

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 3:28 pm

he thinks about sex more than a 17 year old boy

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 3:31 pm

ah fuck ew ruined 

uhhhh lemme light on fire like the dude from fantastic four 

the one that looks like chris evans 

ya know, the guy who plays captain america

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 3:34 pm

who do you think plays the human torch??

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 3:35 pm

idk chris evans’ brother?

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 3:36 pm

you’re so lucky you’re pretty

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Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 9:47 am

on the same thread as the last one

favorite villain?

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 9:50 am

i have thought about this religiously 

my final answer is The Riddler 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 9:52 am

for why??

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 9:54 am

bc he’s a whole mood

this straight up genius literally just leaves riddles at his crimes

and generally fucks shit up bc he’s smarter than everyone else

i love my boy

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 9:55 am

okay fair but like 

have you seen Poison Ivy tho??

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 9:58 am

i mean valid

pretty plant lady 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 10:00 am

exactly !!

i have a thing for redheads as we know 

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch - 10:03 am

you are dating one (1) redhead 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 10:05 am

you don't know my exes

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch - 10:08 am 

fair enough 

Ortho Goddess @The_Baddest_Bitch - 10:10 am

see mine has to be Pennywise bc I love the book

it fucked me up as a kid

but it was so good

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 10:14 am

okay fair but i absolutely loathe clowns 

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch - 10:15 am 

yo same 

Magpie @Sherlock-Pierce - 10:17 am

mood 

that shit must be genetic lmao 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 10:19 am 

maybe but also like 

Fuck them clowns. 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 10:20 am

on that note

i really like the joker

especially heath ledger’s depiction may he rest in peace

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 10:22 am

hate that 

but valid nonetheless

Ortho Goddess @The_Baddest_Bitch - 10:24 am

Arizona’s in surgery so idk hers

this is surprisingly not a conversation we’ve had

Ghost Fucker @Doctor.Model - 10:28 am

understandable 

also i liked darth vader bc i was definitely a star wars nerd 

Ortho Goddess @The_Baddest_Bitch - 10:30 am

that is both surprising and somehow not 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 10:31 am

she’s got a multi-faceted personality

keep up torres

also hannibal lecter because duh

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 10:33 am

you would like the cannibal that is far smarter than anyone around him

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 10:34 am

and what about it 

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 10:37 am 

we choose not to comment 

mine is bellatrix and i will not be explaining why

7-11 Crackhead @The-Better-Shepherd - 10:38 am 

titties. 

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 10:40 am

perhaps. 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 10:42 am 

so valid of you babe

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 10:45 am

y’all are forgettin the original villain

my man Scar was a stone cold killer

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 10:48 am

you are horribly right 

but y’all???

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 10:45 am

i am from the midwest shut your fuck 

what was derek’s answer btw

Mark Shepherd @McSteamy - 10:47 am

nice segue 

also his favorite villain is the shark from jaws

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 10:50 am

i should not be surprised but what the fuck 

Mark Shepherd @McSteamy - 10:51 am

he says

and i quote

“This is the shark that started it all, Mark! Bruce is the original sea monster!” 

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 10:52 am

the shark’s name is bruce??

they named it??

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 10:54 am

mhm 

we have heard all about it

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 10:57 am 

what a fuckin nerd 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 10:59 am

yeah but he’s our nerd

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Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 10:48 pm

unpopular opinion 

the fast and furious movies are kinda boring 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 10:49 pm

slander 

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 10:50 pm

guess who’s sleepin on the couch now

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 10:51 pm

if mer has her way, both of you

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 10:53 pm

he’s the one bein slanderous 

i love those movies

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 10:54 pm

so what are your favorites?

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 10:56 pm

between the first one and the fifth 

the music in the fifth is bangin

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 10:57 pm

Tokyo drift without a doubt

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 10:59 pm

white boy wants to drift like other white boy

also i've only seen the first one so that one

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 11:01 pm

the least boring is five and only because of the music 

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 11:03 pm

only seen the third one with jackson

he likes them

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 11:04 pm

love them so much 

two is my favorite 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 11:05 pm

so valid of you

still waiting on our marathon

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 11:07 pm

get less pregnant so we can smoke and we will 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 11:08 pm

this parasite is wack as hell :/

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 11:10 pm

don’t be mean to Lil Eggo!

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 11:11 pm

i am carrying this parasite so i’ll call it whatever I want

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 11:13 pm

:/

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 11:14 pm

name it dom 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 11:15 pm

o’connor shepherd 

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 11:18 pm

i prefer han shepherd 

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 11:19 pm

i’m vetoing all of these

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 11:20 pm

I get two votes for me and the parasite 

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 11:22 pm

Lil Eggo >:(

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 11:23 pm

technically Lil Bastard

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 11:24 pm

:o

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 11:26 pm

i mean there’s two possible baby daddies and im married to neither

so Lil Bastard

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 11:27 pm

so we should get married 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 11:29 pm

i mean probably

for tax benefits 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 11:31 pm

bet ill grab the ring

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 11:32 pm

did yall just get engaged??

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Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 6:03 am

my gf is bullying me because i dont have a favorite color

Ortho Goddess @The_Baddest_Bitch - 6:06 am

you dont have a favorite color??

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 6:07 am

no??

Ortho Goddess @The_Baddest_Bitch - 6:08 am

it’s not red??

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 6:09 am

why would it be red??

Ortho Goddess @The_Baddest_Bitch - 6:10 am

bc your hair is red and so is your car?

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 6:12 am

red’s fine ig but not my favorite 

what’s yours then hoe

Ortho Goddess @The_Baddest_Bitch - 6:13 am

i like purple 

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 6:14 am

part whatever the fuck! 

what’s y’alls favorite colors?

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 6:17 am

i like really light blue 

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 6:19 am

on that note i like really dark blue 

AZ @Lesbionic - 6:21 am

that’s so valid of you guys

and i like yellow

like sunflower yellow

jAcKsOn.AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 6:22 am

i personally like grey

i look real good in it

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 6:24 am 

damn right you are

*insert pic of Jackson in an all-black suit*

this is superior though 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 6:25 am

agreed 

Ortho Goddess @The_Baddest_Bitch - 6:26 am

mildly fruity but moving on

@0-0-7

Heart in the Elevator @0-0-7 - 6:29 am

oh green for sure

any shade 

@Dark

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 6:30 am

she’s in surgery rn

but hers is between sapphire and ruby apparently 

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 6:32 am

doesnt she own a pair of converse in both those colors?

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 6:34 am

she owns a pair of converse in every color lmao 

it’s like derek’s sweaters or mark’s button ups

i collect heels like a normal person

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 6:35 am

it’s bc you look hot in them 

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 6:36 am

yeah that’s fair 

@Vagina.Squad.Captain

i never told you what a great name that was 

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain - 6:38 am

it is pretty dope

and i like black and yellow mostly 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 6:40 am

Unsurprising 

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain - 6:41 am

fine what do you like then yang 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 6:43 am

i like blue 

Evil Spawn @Vagina-Squad-Captain - 6:44 am

what the fuck 

what shade then 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 6:46 am

idk like dark blue 

navy or whatever

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 6:47 am

fair 

sky blue is pretty nice 

and idk how yall like red when we’re surrounded by blood all day

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 6:49 am

how was surgery

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 6:50 am

bloody and gross

but they aren’t dead!

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 6:51 am

and that’s all that matters honey 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 6:53 am

well get in all the success you can until they take you off bc of Eggo

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 6:55 am

ugh don’t remind me

better not have any good surgeries while i’m pushin out Lil Bastard

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 6:56 am

won’t be able to call her that for long :)

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jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 10:01 pm

we don’t talk about the plane crash enough 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 10:02 pm

for good reason bestie

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 10:04 pm

i get it was traumatic

did yall ever get therapy??

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 10:05 pm

we had the mandatory psych evals

and then a fuckton of tequila if that counts

AZ @Lesbionic - 10:07 pm

that was a good night tho 

minus the crying ofc

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 10:09 pm

what did yall do??

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 10:10 pm

so me, marky, cris, arizona, derek, and lexie all got together at my place once we were all stable-ish and drank for like a few nights while trauma bonding

which is the name of our gc btw

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 10:12 pm

stable-ish? Yall?

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 10:14 pm

okay fine, when we were all out of the hospital and no longer dying 

it was like a few days before we were cleared to work again i think

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch - 10:15 pm

i remember this bc i couldnt contact arizona and almost lost my shit 

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 10:18 pm

almost? you called ME like four times in ten minutes until i finally answered

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch - 10:20 pm

leave me alone i was worried about my wife smh 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 10:21 pm

gay but valid

addy freaked out until we explained why we were goin off the grid for a few days

then she just dropped off delivery food and extra alchy when we started to get low

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 10:23 pm

real love is bring more alcohol 

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 10:24 pm

so yall just went on a bender and were better??

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 10:26 pm

oh god no lmao 

we are absolutely Fucked 

AZ @Lesbionic - 10:29 pm

yeah i lost my leg

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 10:32 pm

i almost died

@Encyclopedia.Bitch was technically dead for a few minutes

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch - 10:33 pm

yeah still have nightmares about that too besties 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 10:34 pm

i had to make sure those two didn’t die 

and i lost my shoe

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 10:36 pm

i crushed my hand 

and it still hurts when it gets cold 

which is pretty frequent in Seattle

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 10:38 pm

i had relatively minor injuries compared to the others

but i did have to watch my boyfriend and little sister almost die and actually die respectively 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 10:40 pm

don’t forget that we lost jerry and had to listen to coyotes eat his body 

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 10:41 pm

on GOD yall need therapy

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 10:43 pm

probably! 

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 10:45 pm

it’s been almost a year

it’s not necessarily better or easier tho 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 10:46 pm

yeah we all still have nightmares, lex more than the rest of us 

mark sometimes thinks he’s still in the coma

zona still feels phantom pain in her leg 

cris went to goddamn switzerland of all places

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 10:47 pm

we don’t talk about it

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 10:48 pm

derek still has pain in his hand

and i still have nightmares about being alone in the forest listening to my friends being eaten :) 

Bailey @Mama.Bear 

go get some damn therapy

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Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 4:18 pm 

i’m pretty sure derek would trade all of us for his dream pc

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 4:19 pm

why when i can have both

big boy job means big boy money

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 4:21 pm

i am the only adult in our relationship 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 4:22 pm

i’m gonna trade you for the playstation :/

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 4:23 pm

may as well make it into a question

favorite consoles, go!

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 4:25 pm 

xbox for sure

i like the controllers better

Heart in the Elevator @007 - 4:26 pm

fair but shit exclusives 

playstation all the way 

AZ @Lesbionic - 4:27 pm

pc for the win

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 4:29 pm

steam is absolute trash 

i’m with mark on xbox 

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 4:32 pm 

playstation bc i like the layout so much better

idk wtf xbox is on with their screen layouts 

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 4:33 pm

i’m gonna have to say pc as well 

good graphics and i can still use controller over mouse 

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 4:35 pm

playstation 

i just like the trophies and shit

gotta get my sense of accomplishment somewhere

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 4:36 pm

so valid

but trophies aint shit compared to gamerscore

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 4:37 pm

nothing gives her more joy than passing mark in gamerscore

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 4:39 pm

very valid of you satan

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 4:40 pm

it has been literal YEARS since i started here

when will you drop that nickname 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 4:41 pm

the die i die. 

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 4:42 pm

i admire the conviction

carry on

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 4:45 pm

do you have a favorite console?

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 4:46 pm

i dont really play unless with others

but the switch is cool 

Heart in the Elevator @007 - 4:48 pm

the switch reminds me of my old gameboy 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 4:49 pm

my mom wouldn't get me one but my dad did so i’d stop bothering him for attention

it worked :)

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch - 4:51 pm

i rarely played video games bc they’re hella easy 

but i liked playing those hidden clue games on the computer after school

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 4:52 pm

that’s a mood honestly

i miss coming home from school and hiding on the computer while my parents fought 

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 4:53 pm

rt

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 4:54 pm

rt 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 4:55 pm

rt 

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 4:56 pm

dear jesus therapy pls 

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Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 2:37 am

i’d commit arson for some skittles rn

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 2:39 am

what if i brought you m&ms in a skittles bag? 

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 2:40 am

she’d probably remove your kneecaps with her tiny ineffectual fists

she hates m&ms

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 2:42 am

^^

jAcKsOn AvErY @Trust_Fund_Babeyy - 2:43 am

since april’s asleep, i’ll ask

What’s everyone’s favorite candy?

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 2:45 am

nerd ropes

it’s what we got during finals in high school

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 2:46 am

valid

i dont really eat candy much but i love jelly beans 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 2:49 am

i’ve seen you shove a handful in your mouth like you’re playin chubby bunny 

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 2:52 am

also valid

i really like york patties 

the york hot cocoa?? fuckin superb 

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 2:53 am

mint and chocolate is nastey

and reeses are superior 

AZ @Lesbionic - 2:55 am

absolutely not 

they are literally the blandest candy

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 2:58 am

you have no taste 

AZ @Lesbionic - 3:00 am

my hot wife would say otherwise 

plus alex likes twizzlers, slander him

  7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 3:01 am

that is a whole nother level of awful

who hurt you 

nvm dont answer that

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 3:02 am

they’re literally not that bad

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 3:04 am 

you were givin meredith shit when THAT is your choice??

you deserve so much slander

Theodora @G.I.Jane - 3:06 am 

Tom loves circus peanuts

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 3:07 am

yeah but he’s old

he lost his taste years ago 

Theodora @G.I.Jane - 3:09 am

fair enough 

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 3:10 am

i like gummy bears more than most people

specifically the sour ones

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 3:12 am

on that note

mark despises gummy bears BUT

fuckin loves gummy WORMS

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 3:13 am

modern day romeo and juliet be like 

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Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 1:03 am 

i would marry the next person to bring me sweet tarts

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 1:04 am

omw 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 1:06 am

simp 

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 1:07 am

what about it

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 1:06 am

disgusting. 

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 1:09 am

1. why are we all awake
2. what’s yalls favorite candy (: 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 1:10 am

sweet tarts

specifically the tiny balls 

shut up @Vagina.Squad.Captain

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 1:12 am 

i didn’t say anything!

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 1:13 am

you were thinking it

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 1:15 am

bold of you to assume he thinks

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 1:16 am

rude 

and reeses are the superior candy fr

Theodora @G.I.Jane - 1:18 am

^^

a godly combo amen

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 1:20 am

derek likes twizzlers

it was hard to look past this but i managed 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 1:21 am

you’re a better man than me fr 

Theodora @G.I.Jane - 1:22 am

you have no room to speak

you like mf lemon heads

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 1:14 am

bc they’re sour like me 

and at least im not like B*rke 

mf eats werther’s originals like a church grandma 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 1:15 am

LMAOOO

Theodora @G.I.Jane - 1:17 am

is it better or worse than tom’s? 

he likes warheads. he buys them in BULK . 

Single Malt Scotch @Dark - 1:19 am

tbh when he first popped like six into his mouth i thought he was gonna die 

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 1:20 am

tom’s not a poor victorian boy 

he likes his food spicier than i do 

Theodora @G.I.Jane - 1:22 am 

^^ 

fr i took a bite of his food once and almost died

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch - 1:24 am

yeah but like 

you are super white teddy 

Theodora @G.I.Jane - 1:25 am

and tom isn’t??

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch - 1:26 am

not after he burned my taste buds with his mf noodles that one time

i will never take anything that man cooks again

Single Malt Scotch @Dark - 1:28 am

yeah i handle spice better than teddy but

nah he isn’t allowed to cook for us either 

Ducky @Virgin.Mary - 1:29 am

we got so off topic but im loving it

tom appreciation time 

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 1:31 am 

addison said you hoes better go to bed before she starts wearing clothes to bed again

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7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 2:21 pm

you guys got me started on my loving tom hours 

Theodora @G.I.Jane - 2:22 pm

jokes on you

i’m always in my loving tom hours

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 2:23 pm

simp. 

Theodora @G.I.Jane - 2:25 pm

shut it 

i clearly remember you saying ily this morning

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 2:26 pm

he handed me coffee

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 2:27 pm

that’s valid tho 

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 2:28 pm

meredith doesn’t say ily

she says I’d live for you 

which is essentially the same 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 2:29 pm

normalize not saying ily like a normie 

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 2:30 pm

n e ways 

back to tom

the light of my life

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch - 2:32 pm

i don’t usually like to give men credit

but i do like tom

mf eats his food spicier than i do so mad respect 

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 2:35 pm

he took a taser to the dick better than i would’ve

i would’ve been out for 2-3 business days fr

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 2:36 pm

he brought me an ICEE the other day when Addy wouldn’t

so i’d def live for tom rn

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 2:38 pm

he’s just so unhinged i love it

my dude called me at like two am once to talk shit about some book 

ofc i listened tho, i ain’t no fake friend

Single Malt Scotch @Dark - 2:40 pm

he’s the only mf who makes my coffee right 

his ego is also tolerable more than most 

Theodora @G.I.Jane - 2:42 pm

it’s a deserved ego most of the time <3

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 2:43 pm 

he actually gives good dating advice for someone who chose to date cris 

Single Malt Scotch @Dark - 2:45 pm

hope you like having a 5th person in your bed >:)

Mark Sloan @McSteamy - 2:47 pm

i mean fuck what’s one more

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 2:48 pm

it’s why we have an alaskan king bed!

i’m pretty sure we can fit at least two more people tbh

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 2:50 pm

perfect enough room for me and tom 

and teddy bc she’s tiny 

Theodora @G.I.Jane - 2:52 pm

you are literally shorter than both of us 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 2:53 pm

semantics. 

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 2:55 pm

tom is cackling over my shoulder rn

he’s also calling you shortcake so that’s cute 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 2:56 pm

i will remove your spleen. 

with my teeth. 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 2:58 pm

seggsy 

Ducky @Virgin.Mary

don’t bring your kinks into this

not in my christian minecraft server

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Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch - 4:32 pm

this poor kid came in high as a mf with a cut and was so freaked out 

like bro i aint no snitch

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 4:35 pm 

i mean

most of us are 4/20 friendly??

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 4:37 pm

if by friendly you mean an active marijuana enthusiast then you’re absolutely right <3

Ortho Goddess @The-Baddest-Bitch - 4:38 pm

Nah fr 

Most of smoke weed and have since we were teens 

Mark’s Bitch @McDreamy - 4:41 pm

how do people think doctors get through medical school? 

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 4:42 pm  

without murder. 

AZ @Lesbionic - 4:44 pm

a lot of us also have chronic pain! 

i didn’t want to depend on painkillers after i lost my leg

so Callie bought me weed <3

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 4:46 pm

I smoke bc it makes me less angry lol 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 4:48 pm 

praise be for that you grumpy bitch 

also i smoked weed bc of that sweet sweet depression 

Lexipedia @Encyclopedia.Bitch - 4:50 pm

i smoked when i was a teen and my anxiety got really bad lol 

now i only smoke occasionally with mer or smth

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 4:52 pm

i think the last time i smoked was during our intern years tbh

we used to all smoke together to de-stress and shit 

7-11 Crackhead @The_Better_Shepherd - 4:55 pm 

it’s weed or crack for me babes  

plus at least its legal here 

even as doctors

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 5:00 pm 

ive seen pics of webber smoking so he can’t really comment on us 

plus none of us are stupid enough to show up to the hospital stoned 

functioning adults can also be stoners smh 

Evil Spawn @Vagina.Squad.Captain - 5:01 pm

i would not call you a functioning adult but yeah to the rest bestie 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 5:02 pm

bitch. 

i am an adult 

my bills paid 

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 5:05 pm

simply bc of auto pay sweetie 

Not Ellis Grey @Dark - 5:06 pm

this is why i’m marrying mark smh

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 5:08 pm

i mean

satan’s the best option out of all three fr

annoys me the least 

Addy @RulerOfAllThatIsEvil - 5:10 pm

i’ll fucking take it 

thanks yang <3

Single Malt Scotch @Twisty - 5:11 pm 

never mention it </3