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    03 May 2026

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    speaking a foreign language

    Shane Hollander speaks perfect English, perfect French, and now he is learning Russian. Ilya Rozanov is secretly enamoured by how perfect Shane is, but that doesn’t mean he can let him win. Two can play at this game.

    Or, Ilya learns that Shane is learning Russian and enlists Marleau to teach him French.

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    “Aw, does that mean you aren’t friendly with exorcists, then?”

    “I wish death upon them all. I would enact it myself if I could stomach going anywhere near them for even the briefest period of time.”

    “I see,” says Venti. He observes as Xiao takes another swing from his wine glass with an uncharacteristic enthusiasm. "So then what’s the deal with that exorcist kid?"

    Venti watches, captivated, as Xiao chokes violently mid-drink, tries to suppress his coughing, and proceeds to set down his glass guardedly, in some truly misguided attempt at nonchalance. "...I have no idea what you're talking about."

    "Ah. Well, my mistake, then!"

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    Chongyun blacks out for half a week during a particularly unfortunate yang episode, and wakes up in Mondstat. Needless to say, these are not the ideal conditions under which he would've preferred to reconvene with his former, highly-esteemed (adeptus) mentor.

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    03 May 2026

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    oh why do we dance in this place

    “Aw, does that mean you aren’t friendly with exorcists, then?”

    “I wish death upon them all. I would enact it myself if I could stomach going anywhere near them for even the briefest period of time.”

    “I see,” says Venti. He observes as Xiao takes another swing from his wine glass with an uncharacteristic enthusiasm. "So then what’s the deal with that exorcist kid?"

    Venti watches, captivated, as Xiao chokes violently mid-drink, tries to suppress his coughing, and proceeds to set down his glass guardedly, in some truly misguided attempt at nonchalance. "...I have no idea what you're talking about."

    "Ah. Well, my mistake, then!"

    or

    Chongyun blacks out for half a week during a particularly unfortunate yang episode, and wakes up in Mondstat. Needless to say, these are not the ideal conditions under which he would've preferred to reconvene with his former, highly-esteemed (adeptus) mentor.

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    “Oh my god,” the intruder says, voice coming faster and higher-pitched. “Shane, what the fuck? Oh my god.”

    “Eeleeyah, come to my cottage,” Ilya mocks, voice muffled by Shane’s skin. “Don’t go to Russia. Come to my house instead. Is so private. No one will know…we will be completely alone. Together.”

    “Oh my god, is that Ilya Rozanov?” the intruder yelps like he's about to start hyperventilating. “Why is Ilya Rozanov half-naked in our kitchen, Shane?”

    “Okay, I know how this looks,” Shane tells Ilya, “But I mean, technically, we are still alone. Together.”

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    At the cottage, Shane and Ilya meet eighteen year old Shane Hollander. This is really only a surprise for one of them. Everyone handles it as well as can be expected.

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    02 May 2026

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    circle back season

    “Oh my god,” the intruder says, voice coming faster and higher-pitched. “Shane, what the fuck? Oh my god.”

    “Eeleeyah, come to my cottage,” Ilya mocks, voice muffled by Shane’s skin. “Don’t go to Russia. Come to my house instead. Is so private. No one will know…we will be completely alone. Together.”

    “Oh my god, is that Ilya Rozanov?” the intruder yelps like he's about to start hyperventilating. “Why is Ilya Rozanov half-naked in our kitchen, Shane?”

    “Okay, I know how this looks,” Shane tells Ilya, “But I mean, technically, we are still alone. Together.”

    or,

    At the cottage, Shane and Ilya meet eighteen year old Shane Hollander. This is really only a surprise for one of them. Everyone handles it as well as can be expected.

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    02 May 2026

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    please play pretend if only for a few days

    When Shane starts the document, it makes sense to him.

    Later on, when it’s published onto a hundred different gossip sites with hundreds of comments dissecting every word, it looks insane.

    It starts because Shane has no one to talk to about everything. He’s never even kept a journal. He balks at the thought of getting a therapist. It’s not like he’s going to risk writing it down physically for someone to find. The only logical way that Shane can think of to deal with his feelings is to open up a blank Google Docs page and start writing.

    or Shane decides to write down all his feelings instead of talking to Ilya. After years of writing about their relationship, the entire document gets leaked online.

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    At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.

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    02 May 2026

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    The chips are set to fall

    At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.