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oh why do we dance in this place by godsproblem
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Feb 2026
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“Aw, does that mean you aren’t friendly with exorcists, then?”
“I wish death upon them all. I would enact it myself if I could stomach going anywhere near them for even the briefest period of time.”
“I see,” says Venti. He observes as Xiao takes another swing from his wine glass with an uncharacteristic enthusiasm. "So then what’s the deal with that exorcist kid?"
Venti watches, captivated, as Xiao chokes violently mid-drink, tries to suppress his coughing, and proceeds to set down his glass guardedly, in some truly misguided attempt at nonchalance. "...I have no idea what you're talking about."
"Ah. Well, my mistake, then!"
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Chongyun blacks out for half a week during a particularly unfortunate yang episode, and wakes up in Mondstat. Needless to say, these are not the ideal conditions under which he would've preferred to reconvene with his former, highly-esteemed (adeptus) mentor.