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Yang: Dude, I think we need to have a talk about, just, a lot, man.
Jaune: Like what?
Yang: You wouldn’t seriously eat a hotdog off the ground, would you?
Nora: Why wouldn’t he?
Weiss: *harsh scoff*
Weiss: You wouldn’t possibly…
Nora: I would, and have.
Ren: I can attest to this.
Nora: You could be a little less judgemental about this.
Weiss: *nervous huff*
Nora: I was a starving orphan and all.
Yang: You were what?!
Ren: *hangs his head*
Ren: I apologize for our deception.
Ruby: *vigorously points at Jaune*
Ruby: I think we’re getting off topic!
Jaune: About me eating hotdogs?
Weiss: OFF OF THE GROUND?
Yang: You need to have some faith in yourself, man. If you did, Ice Queen couldn’t resist you forever.
Weiss: I could what?! Or, I mean, I could NOT what?!
Yang: Weiss, please, for a few minutes turn your Weissyness off, and just tell us what you truly think of Jaune.
Jaune: *fearful look and tries to turn away*
Yang: *catches him and turns him back*
Nora: Leader! *tries to rush towards him*
Ren: *puts his hand on her shoulder*
Nora: But?..
Ren: He needs to hear this.
Jaune: *sigh*
Jaune: I do. Do your worst.
Weiss: *weak scoff*
Weiss: *clears her throat*
Weiss: While you have been… overbearing…
Nora: *nervous look*
Jaune: *dejected look*
Weiss: And I honestly wonder how you passed the tests to enter Beacon.
Ghost of Pyrrha: *nervously looks around*
Weiss: But you have been honest and true, and I as much as I hate to say this, when I asked for space, you gave it to me. You have been supportive and kind, and dare I say daring?
Jaune: *shocked look*
Jaune: I’m what?!
Yang: Shh.
Weiss: *shocked look*
Weiss: You, truly, seem to not care about my station, which would mean…
Yang: *rolling her arm*
Yang: Go on…
Weiss: That you truly seem to admire me, as a person. Despite all of the, dare I say gorgeous women in your acquaintance, you always give me special attention, and…
Weiss: *gasp*
Weiss: *quickly turns around to hide her blush*
Yang: Stand up straight.
Jaune: *stands up straight*
Yang: And just be you, man.
Jaune: Weiss…
Weiss: What could you possibly see in?..
Weiss: *takes a step to walk away*
Yang: Rubes! She’s getting away*
Ruby: *petal bursts in front of Weiss*
Ruby: *T-poses for dominance*
Weiss: *weakly huddles up*
Jaune: I might be overbearing, but so are you.
Weiss: *tries to leave, but is averted by Ruby’s T-pose*
Jaune: But at least you do it because you care.
Weiss: Because I what?
Yang: And just why the hell does that surprise you?
Weiss: *looks at Yang, and then Jaune*
Weiss: *blushes and then looks away*
Jaune: You nag because you care, and you care a lot.
Weiss: *weakly huffs*
Yang: You’re always like beautiful and graceful, and like a ballerina.
Weiss: *stands at attention*
Yang: And Vomit Boy apparently can’t get enough of it.
Yang: *slaps Jaune on his back, causing him to stumble towards Weiss*
Jaune: *opens his arms and braces to hold her gently as possible*
Jaune and Weiss: *stare into each other’s eyes*