TheChurchofJeffGoldblum
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The Wolf of Wall Street, or something like that by TheChurchofJeffGoldblum
Fandoms: The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
01 Nov 2022
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I don’t even know why I’m doing this.
English assignment I posted here because I thought it would be funny.
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Human Again by TheChurchofJeffGoldblum
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions (Video Game)
09 Mar 2021
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"I'm sorry, Kron. If there were any other way to help you change back, I would. But this is bigger than either of us."
"Congratulations, Spider-Man. You've retrieved another fragment. This day is yours!"
"Yeah? Then how come I feel so bad about it?
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What if Peter Parker was the clone? by TheChurchofJeffGoldblum
Fandoms: Marvel 616, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse)
03 Mar 2021
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What if, he had gotten it wrong? What if "Ben Reilly" was actually the original Spider-Man, and "Peter Parker" was the clone?
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- Part 3 of What if...?
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What if Jaune never awoke to his semblance? What if he failed to save Weiss? How would what's left of Team RWBY react to that?
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- Part 2 of What if...?
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Avengers Endgame: House of M by TheChurchofJeffGoldblum
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Dec 2020
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What if Wanda Maximoff had gone completely insane and mad with power after she got the Infinity Stones, and decided to use them herself to create a new world, very different from our own.
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- Part 1 of What if...?
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What if...? by TheChurchofJeffGoldblum
Fandom Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Marvel Cinematic Universe, RWBY, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types
03 Mar 2021
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Just a bunch of ideas for what if things went down differently in a certain piece of media. Though the title and 1st story are Marvel inspired, this series is not restricted to Marvel and will feature other franchises like Transformers, Star Wars, etc.
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- 1,095
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
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Out of everyone, you? by spybehind
Fandoms: Invincible (Image Comics), Invincible (Cartoon 2021)
16 Apr 2026
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As if her life wasn’t stressful enough with surviving an intergalactic war, Marcy Grayson not only has to navigate the strained and delicate climate of the Viltrumites hijacking earth, but also the growing attention of their leader, Grand regent Thragg.
In other words Marcy is going through it 24/7
Bookmarked by TheChurchofJeffGoldblum
20 Apr 2026
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The Mirror by ImperiusRex
Fandoms: Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Doctor Doom (Comics)
16 Dec 2025
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Reed Richards watches an Alternate Universe version of himself and Victor von Doom and cannot stop thinking about it.
Bookmarked by TheChurchofJeffGoldblum
06 Apr 2026
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Resident Evil 9 has just come out, and at the end of the game we see that Leon S. Kennedy has a ring. But who is Leon married to? At this point, we don't know, so here's a few short stories of the possibilities.
Ch 1: Ada Wong
Ch 2: Ashley Graham
Ch 3: Chris Redfield???Bookmarked by TheChurchofJeffGoldblum
16 Mar 2026
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Basically a retelling of Persona 5 Royal, with a Female Protagonist, told through the eyes on the ones closest to her.
Female Kurusu Akira/Sakamoto Ryuji is the end game goal here, but be prepared for a slow burn and maybe some other side interests along the road.
As of Chapter 20 we have a beautiful wonderful Beta Reader! Thank you Anon!
Warnings for : Talk of Sexual Assault. Descriptions of Sexual Assault. Talk of Suicide. Suicidal ideation. Attempted Suicide. Talks and Descriptions of verbal and emotional abuse.-*Currently just starting the Kaneshiro Arc*-
On Hiatus
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Sojiro really just should have hung up when he had gotten the call. He already had one kid to look after, one he actually choose to take care of, and have in his life. He didn't need another. Let alone one with such a coloured history.
"Compensated Dating, Underage Prostitution, Assault, Resisting an Officer."
What a mess he'd gotten himself into.
Sheesh, he really should have just hung up.
- Language:
- English
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- 264,665
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- 28/?
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Bookmarked by TheChurchofJeffGoldblum
07 Mar 2026
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【推しのご飯】| Oshi no Gohan by aihoshiino
Fandoms: 推しの子 | Oshi no Ko (Manga), 推しの子 | Oshi no Ko (Anime)
01 Apr 2025
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Was this what she wanted for her kids? Picking their way through some cheap convenience store food to fill their bellies because nobody else was bothering to do it? Miyako was already doing so much for her and the twins that asking her to go above and beyond and make school lunches for them was way too much, but…
Ai’s grip on her chopsticks tightened and she shoveled another clump of simmered veggies into her mouth.
This time, it didn’t taste like much of anything at all.
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推しのご飯 - “oshi no gohan” - ‘the recommended dish’ or 'my idol’s cooking’.
Ai of B-Komachi can charm a crowd and captivate an audience without missing a beat, but the kitchen is a stage where every performance seems to end in disaster. Determined to give her kids the homemade meals they deserve, Ai commits herself to leveling up her cooking skills and takes her first uncertain steps toward something she’s never truly known — a home cooked meal made with love. A soft and fluffy canon divergence about learning to love food and yourself along the way.
Bookmarked by TheChurchofJeffGoldblum
06 Mar 2026