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The door closed, Leaving the league in the room.
“Why don't we find out where he lives and Kidnap the child?!”Toga had suggested.
“Let's find out who Dabi really is first”
“What? Google how many people names Touya are there in Japan? Compress. That's insane.”
That was right, How many Touya-s Could be there. That would take forever, Not like they had access to birth certificates anyway. And even heroes couldn't find out who the fuck Dabi was, But the conversation continued, Shigaraki had uttered only a few words, and the league(Exclude Dabi) Lost their shit
“Not as insane as Dabi and Hawks having a fucking child together, Spinner.”
“Holy shit. Dabi. Hawks. Child. Together. At 17!” Toga practically screamed, Running around the room like a crazy person. Oh wait, She was crazy.
She wasn't the only one running around though, Shigaraki started disintegrating random things, Like it helped him process things. You could already see compress heading over to get some drinks.
“Wait, That means Dabi and Hawks knew each other” Spinner continued Toga's sentence.
“Dabi is gonna leave us and not come back for 2 months again!” Toga whined. It had been true. Dabi had disappeared and reappeared once or twice...Maybe even three times.
“Dabi and Hawks Having a child...How cute. Disgusting!”
“Wait, Does this mean they're a ship now!?”
“I know! It's gonna be called Hot Wings! No it should be Fried Chicken”
“Well, How about we make sure chaos ensures...” Said the leader.
Oh No. What were they thinking? Well, There was no going back now. Ruined. All of the hard work. That they didn't even do. Admitting is Though, Hawks did a really good job hiding a child.
@BloodQueenNot
HAWKS HAS A KID!? I WANNA MEET HIMM