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One day ghostbur was floating around his little tiny sewer and eating sand (as ghostbur does) when he heard a strange rattling through the grate in the middle of hisroom.
“O thats not poggers,” he mumbled and he stuck his head thru the grate 2 investigate what the sound could be. immediately , he was greeted by the grotesque smell of blood and pee
“Hello.” a voice whispered right next to his ghost ear. “How ar eu.” ghostbur jumped, spilling the mass amounts of parrotfish poop granules from his mouth onto the grimey floor.
“Who are u what r u doing here. what” he stuttered, coughing up the remaining sand lodged in his ghost esophagus
“Im sans undertale” the voice said. Behind the man’s(?) words, the faint rattling from earlier could be heard , albeit it quietly
“Let me see you sans undertale. Im ghosbutr im a ghost”
there was a sigh, and the sound of creaking joints and popping bones quickly filled up the tiny room as the creature began to stand. Stepping out into the light, sans undertale appeared.
“Oh ym god you’re a skeleton please dont shoot me” ghosbtur flinched, pulling away from the bone man
“Relaxx…. Im not going t2 hurt u. I only hurt sinners “ sans said with a cackle. Or was it a crackle? His bones were making a lot of noise
“But i am a sinner.. or , I was. I think. I’m not him anymore though,” ghostbur admitted, lowering his head in shame.
“Oh u are? My bad then” sans said as he took a gun out and shot ghostbur in the face, exorcising him instantly.
“Welp.” sans said. “Back to sleep” and so he went back to sleep.