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2021-02-11
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Fight Me, I Dare You

Summary:

prompt: MC has a "Fight Me, bitch" attitude and the brothers have to deal.

Notes:

this will reflect poorly on my character but eh :D

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Lucifer

  • Honestly, he's very surprised 
  • He didn't think that a human would even dare to think to throw hands with demons yet here you are
  • He witnessed it when he was on his way to his office and he heard a few of the lesser demons talking to someone or more like they were bullying someone
  • "Ha. Without your bodyguard, Mammon, you wouldn't last a day here in the Devildom you stupid human."
  • He was about to step in and dismiss the ruckus when the lesser demon flies to his feet while holding his now bruised cheek
  • "News flash, I don't need Mammon to protect me. I can take care of myself, you little shit." 
  • Lucifer was stunned. And damn it, he's a little attracted. 
  • someone who exhibits that kind of power is very beautiful indeed
  • you roll up your sleeves and get ready to charge at the demon but he swoops in and grabs you by the waist and carries you on his shoulder 
  • "LET ME AT 'EM, LUCIFER!" 
  • "NO. Calm down."
  • Technically you did nothing wrong so he just lets it go.
  • he's found a new sense of admiration and respect for you but he doesn't say it out loud
  • At least now he knows that you can take care of yourself with no problem at all
  • He is however frustrated because you keep getting into fights with the other demons and it's him who has to break it up every time 

Mammon

  • he knows that you have a bit of a temper but he finds that cute
  • that is until you wreck into someone who talked shit about him while you two were out on a walk
  • honestly, he should've seen it coming when he literally could see you fume
  • he just didn't think that you'd fight someone to defend him.
  • "Knock knock bitch, it's my fist saying hi to your face."
  • it was like one of those animes that Levi once made him watch except you were the hero and he was the damsel in distress 
  • Will always try to step in to restrain you because Lucifer will kill you both if the situation escalates again
  • He will say things like "I don't need you to defend me MC. it's fine."
  • He doesn't mean it. He finds himself all giddy whenever you lose your shit on someone who was belittling him
  • will use hugging you as a way of holding you back as an excuse

Leviathan 

  • Surprised first, scared second 
  • Levi loves playing video games but sometimes he encounters rude players whenever he's playing online with lots of different people but he doesn't pay them any attention 
  • It hurts him sure but he's not the type to pick fights
  • You, on the other hand, were on a different level
  • you were both playing an online multiplayer PVP game and someone decides to shit talk him a little too personally 
  • He ignores it but being in the same team, you hear everything so you snatch his headset off him and put it on yourself
  • "LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. FIRST OF ALL-"
  • Once you start spouting curses and insults of your own towards the player Levi's eyes went wide
  • "MC calm down. It's okay. " 
  • "No it's not Levi these assholes crossed the line and I am having none of it! Oh yeah? You wanna go?! Fucking come at me! I'll take you on, anytime! Yeah! I'm at the House of-" 
  • Levi disconnects the server before you could even continue
  • He's thankful that you were willing to jump in his defense but please don't get into fights he'd be worried.

Satan

  • Surprised first, amused second
  • As the Avatar of Wrath, Satan could already feel your anger before you could even act on it
  • He doesn't mind when he can sense your rage because you never really did anything to act on it
  • That is until one of your classmates decides to boss you around for a group project because "heh, shouldn't you be doing my bidding you useless human?"
  • Satan was about to say something when he stops in his tracks because you had yanked the demon down to your eye level and glared at them 
  • Satan was sure the demon shit their pants. That glare rivaled Lucifer's and he's never been more amused in his entire life. 
  • "you dare order me around?" 
  • Your voice was challenging, deep, and downright filled with pent-up rage. You smile menacingly at the demon who stutters like a chicken. 
  • Satan can see your fist close and so does the demon. 
  • "NO! I misspoke!" 
  • Satan walks over and pats your shoulder to calm you down.
  • "MC, breathe."
  • "That's rich coming from you."
  • He smirks and drags you away before you could do any more damage.

Asmodeus

  • Amused first, worried second.
  • When someone at the club won't take the hint, your patience was nowhere to be seen
  • Especially when said someone tried to physically assault him 
  • You walk up to them and you slam the person's head on the bar counter- TKO! 
  • Backup for the douchebag arrives and oh no there's like three of them but you stalk over to them anyway 
  • Asmo was quick to step in front of you to stop you and he transforms into his demon form to intimidate the others
  • "yeah, hide behind your pretty demon boyfriend, human"
  • Asmo had to physically restrain you because "WHAT DID YOU SAY?! YOU WANT ME TO DO TO YOU THE SAME THING I DID TO YOUR FRIEND?!" 
  • "MC, please calm down."
  • he drags you out of the club, even had to carry you like a sack of potatoes because "NO ASMO LET ME AT THEM I'LL SHOW THEM WHAT I CAN DO. "
  • As entertaining as that was, he didn't want you to hurt yourself just because you didn't mind picking fights
  • "you shouldn't let those kinds of things slide or else they'll take advantage of you! Tsk. Don't worry, I'll fight off whoever tries to do that again and I swear I won't go easy."
  • He didn't think he could fall more in love with you

Beelzebub

  • Worried™
  • He didn't like it when you tried to pick fights because you're human, you could get hurt
  • But NOPE. you didn't care.
  • Anyone who dares to talk shit about Beel and/or the brothers entirely would be met with either your shoe or your fists
  • Beel always makes sure that he's with you so that he can stop you from whatever fight it is
  • Will usually pick you up with no trouble to restrain you
  • He will calm you down with food and he will remind you that- "please don't hurt yourself, MC."
  • "I can take care of myself, Beel." 
  • He knows that but that's exactly what scares and worries him!
  • Because you know you can take care of yourself you wouldn't hesitate to charge head-on
  • this proves to be true when during one of his practices a bigger demon on the opposite team hit him a little harder than usual and he topples over
  • "HEY! THIS IS PRACTICE! NO NEED TO BE SO ROUGH!"
  • "yeah? That's not rough. I can show you rough if you want to."
  • Beel frowns at the demon trying to flirt with you and he was about to step into your defense when a fucking helmet flies overhead and hits the demon square in the face 
  • "I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S ROUGH YOU ASSHOLE." you climb over the fence to get to the field
  • Beel was on his feet in seconds before he snatches you by your waist as you zip past him trying to get your hands on the now unconscious player

Belphie

  • Amused AF
  • Belphie finds it funny that a human such as yourself would have such a fiery attitude
  • He stands by to watch whenever you get into fights
  • "BELPHIE STOP ENCOURAGING THEM."
  • "Why not? It's funny."
  • he's pretty chill himself so you and he are like yin and yang
  • he thinks it's amusing that sometimes even the small things rile you up but he didn't think you'd get so mad when one of the lesser demons was talking shit about him
  • As usual, it was about his status as the weakest brother 
  • Normally, he just lets that stuff go because why bother? 
  • But when you fly past him to punch the living daylights out of whoever insulted him he was shocked
  • "Listen here, Belphie could crush you all in one blow if he decides to do it, you're lucky he's too lazy to even care but the bad news for you is that I'm not."
  • Once you were done beating up and scaring the shit out of the demons because what the fuck how can a human be so aggressive? You walk back to Belphie who grins
  • "I didn't know you cared that much."
  • Suddenly he's very close to you and he's more clingy but you don't mind