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✨remember who we are✨
members (9) - serim (admin), allen, jungmo, woobin, wonjin, minhee, hyeongjun, taeyoung, seongmin
Thursday, 4th February 2021 [5:09 p.m.]
hyeongjun: GUYS
hyeongjun: THERE'S A CAT IN THE DORM
hyeongjun: AND THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER THE FLOOR
hyeongjun: OUR COUCH IS SCRATCHED ALL OVER OMGOMGOMGOMG
seongmin: you could've said poop instead >:(
hyeongjun: NOT HELPFUL SEONGMIN
hyeongjun: GUYS ITS PUSHING STUFF OFF OUR SHELVES PLEASE HELP ME IM FREAKING OUT HRE 😱
serim: Uhm, use some tuna?
serim: I think we have some in the pantry. Just like,
serim: I don't know, coax it outside?
hyeongjun: hyung.
hyeongjun: you're not serious right?
hyeongjun: HUDHJWGFEWDHJFHEWFHEJFL
woobin: hyeongjun u ok over there?
woobin: i'm like two minutes away from the dorm just haldawn
hyeongjun: IT'S NOT WORKING
hyeongjun: ITS HISSING AT ME WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
hyeongjun: ITS FUXKING HUGE TOO
hyeongjun: IT NEARLY SCRATCHED MY FACE
allen: wtf is going on rn
wonjin: i'm in the middle of my lecture and i feel my phone vibrating in my pocket like crazy what's going on?
woobin: yall it's bad
woobin: literally half of our stuff is broken, gone, or ripped apart
seongmin: you shouldn't have scared the poor kitty hyeongjun hyung >:(
seongmin: now it's mad
hyeongjun: I LITERALLY STEPPED INTO THE DORM AND DIDN'T DO ANYTHING????
hyeongjun: ok woobin hyung just opened the window and it jumped out
hyeongjun: let's all hail king woobin
allen: long live king woobin 😍
serim: He's my boyfriend leave.
allen: and i'm ur best friend 😒
serim: Good job Ruby-yah~ *kisses*
wonjin: can my dad be anymore embarassing
wonjin: istg this man is the sappiest i've ever seen in my 7 years of knowing him
serim: You're just jealous that you don't have a boyfriend yet
wonjin: R U D E
seongmin: serim hyung you promised to pick me up from school and buy me ice cream after where are youuuu :((((
serim: Yes my child I'm on the way I'll be there in 5 minutes 💗
allen: uHM yall r just gonna ignore me like that???
allen: gUYS
allen: I'M SO NICE TO YALL AND THIS IS HOW I'M TREATED?
[read by serim, seongmin, hyeongjun, wonjin, woobin]
allen: tHE SLANDER
jungmo: i'm here hyung <3
allen: sEE?? at least jungmo cares
allen: 😘🥰😍
jungmo: @allen hyung can we cuddle when we get home?
allen: yes we may 🥰
jungmo: yayyy <3
minhee: what the hell is this character arc?
minhee: first hyeongjun is screaming about a cat in our dorm
minhee: then serim and woobin are acting weird
minhee: then allen and jungmo are gonna cuddle at home ??
taeyoung: don't ask me i wasn't here the whole time
[5:16 p.m]
serim: Hey Seongmin and I are at the grocery store what do we need?
woobin: buy some kimchi, chicken breasts, two cartons of milk, three cartons of eggs, cheese, coffee beans, pork, lots of fruit, and some veggies please
woobin: oh and get some pepper and soy suace
woobin: *suace
woobin: **sauce
serim: Holy crap.
serim: Ruby that's a lot of stuff
woobin: *sends picture of fridge with half its contents gone, spilt, or on the floor* this.
serim: You're telling me one cat did all of that?!
serim: Was it feral or something how the hell...
serim: You sure it was a cat?
woobin: HYUNG BUY SOME ICE CREAM PLEASE
woobin: sorry hyeongjun just took my phone
woobin: but yes get some ice cream too please
woobin: and yes it was a cat i can confirm
woobin: we'll deal with the money stuffs when you guys get back
wonjin: good news
minhee: what ?
wonjin: ya boi just finished his last lecture of the day
wonjin: i'm literally about to die
wonjin: ms hyunjung is nice but holy fuck the stuff she tries to cram into one class is insane
minhee: oh.
wonjin: oh?
wonjin: OH?
wonjin: I SURVIVED 9 HOURS OF NON-STOP CLASSES AND ALL I GET IS AN 'OH.'??????
wonjin: tHE DISRESPECT
minhee: what do you want? a medal or something?
wonjin: AT LEAST CONGRATULATE ME OR SOMETHING
minhee: Wow Wonjin-hyung! You're amazing! You did all of that?!
minhee: A trophy! You deserve a trophy!
wonjin: ...
wonjin: im boutta beat this bitch up
minhee: not my fault that you decided to take advanced calculus and physics at the same time
minhee: but i still have a whole essay on korean language advancement thats due in 3 weeks
taeyoung: that's a lot of time tho???
minhee: yeah but its work and i hate work
minhee: i just wanna nap
minhee: taking korean literature was the worst i could do to myself
taeyoung: meanwhile me as a high school senior who just finished finals is thriving rn
taeyoung: sucks to be you
minhee: just wait till college :)
[5:37 p.m]
serim: Guys there's vanilla, matcha, maple and red bean ice cream
serim: What do you guys want?
hyeongjun: MATCHA
hyeongjun: PLEASEEEE
taeyoung: nono i want vanilla
minhee: maple please hyung
woobin: guys i already told you we can only buy one tub at a time
woobin: and hyung don't you dare buy all of them or i won't let you sleep with me for a week
seongmin: i did not just need to hear that
hyeongjun: JUDHWSDBVHSJKFDJGFHLDEHF
hyeongjun: not @ how i was just reminded of things from a couple days ago
hyeongjun: woobin hyung seemed to enjoy himself a lot wink wonk
allen: hyeongjun please don't let us relive that day
allen: nothing scars u more from hearing your best friend get deek
woobin: HYEONGJUN
woobin: YOU'RE A MINOR
woobin: AND THERE ARE MINORS IN THIS GC
serim: HYEONGJUN.
serim: But Ruby did enjoy it though.
woobin: SERIM IF YOU SAY ANYTHING ONE MORE TIME--
serim: Am i wrong though?
woobin: ... i hate you.
serim: But you love me, right? 😘
allen: aaaand we've lost them
wonjin: 🤢🤢🤢
minhee: haldawn lemme go puke in a corner first
minhee: get a room you two
seongmin: @woobin serim hyung just put three tubs into the shopping cart
seongmin: and each one is 1.5 litres
hyeongjun: YAYYY THANK YOU HYUNG
hyeongjun: I'LL PAY YOU IN CUDDLES
serim: 🥰🥰
woobin: istg this man.
woobin: be thankful he loves yall @hyeongjun @taeyoung @wonjin @minhee
jungmo: hyung buy some chips too pleaseeeeee
woobin: serim don't you dare--
seongmin: he's already paying for it :))))))
seongmin: omg
seongmin: *sends picture of giant teddy bear* @woobin hyung can i buy this pleaseee~ 👉👈
woobin: seongminnie u already have 3
taeyoung: oh no he's typing in uwu
seongmin: but this one is differenttttttttttt
taeyoung: you say that for every one
seongmin: taeyounggg help meee :(( my bestest bestest friend
taeyoung: idk ask woobin hyung
taeyoung: i can't decide
taeyoung: you dont even have enough space in your room
woobin: fine.
woobin: but this is the last one for this year ok?
woobin: serim just bought you one 2 weeks ago
jungmo: it's just february though??
woobin: wtv my point still stands
seongmin: yayy thank you woobin hyung !! 💖💖💖
seongmin: *sends picture hugging the teddy bear cutely*
jungmo: i just busted the phattest uwu of my life
wonjin: I WANNA EAT HIS CHEEKIES OMGGGG 😭😭😭💞💞💞💞
minhee: seongminnie ur so cute and for what
minhee: also @woobin the favouritism is ✨immaculate✨
woobin: you're welcome seongminnie !
woobin: *replying to minhee* do you want me to actually convince you guys for the 26485th time that i love all of yall /equally/?
minhee: yes 😁
allen: istg the whole reason for this chat is just for the maknaes to beg the hyungs for things
allen: why can't i get nice shit
parents chat
members (2) - serim, woobin
Thursday, 4th February 2021 [5:43 p.m.]
woobin: serim
serim: Yes Ruby?
woobin: i'm worried
woobin: we literally had our dorm torn in half by a cat
woobin: it tore our couch and wallpaper and ransacked our fridge
woobin: how does that even work
woobin: i still can't wrap my head around it
woobin: i'm worried that we'll have to pay a lot of money for everything
serim: Ruby, it'll be okay.
serim: It's just a little bit of damage here and there. I'll ask my parents to help us out.
woobin: serim we can't
woobin: it's literally the fourth time we asked for funds from your parents
serim: Ruby. My parents literally love you all to death, especially you and Hyeongjunnie. It'll be fine. I promise.
woobin: the stress is eating me alive serim i don't know what to do
woobin: i already have so much on my plate and suddenly this happens
woobin: sorry
woobin: i'm probably overreacting haha
woobin: just come back soon okay?
woobin: i miss my boyfriend :(((
serim: We'll talk when i get back okay? And no, you're not overreacting. I know how you feel, taking care of 7 people while having college and a job isn't easy. But we'll figure this out together okay?
woobin: hyung i'm literally about to ugly cry
woobin: thank you so much, i love you <3
serim: Love you too Ruby... <3
✨remember who we are✨
members (9) - serim (admin), allen, jungmo, woobin, wonjin, minhee, hyeongjun, taeyoung, seongmin
Thursday, 4th February 2021 [10:26 p.m.]
taeyoung: yo
taeyoung: anyone wanna play genshin with me
taeyoung: i'm bored
wonjin: you could've just yelled and the message would be sent across
serim: KIM TAEYOUNG.
seongmin: oh no.
serim: WHAT PART OF YOUR BRAIN MADE YOU WANT TO SCREAM THROUGH THE DORM? AT 10:30 P.M.???
serim: WOOBIN IS SLEEPING.
serim: HE'S LITERALLY A MED STUDENT LET HIM REST FOR GOD'S SAKE.
taeyoung: IT WASN'T ME WONJIN MADE ME DO IT
wonjin: hey i suggested, i didn't ask you to
wonjin: you couldve said no
taeyoung: t r a i t o r
serim: Kim Taeyoung if you yell like that again in this dorm late at night I will make you clean the balcony for a month. Try me.
serim: You too, Ham Wonjin. Don't make him do it.
serim: This goes out for everyone in this household too.
serim: Not just because of Woobin.
serim: You know the number of times the campus council reported to us of how loud we are?
taeyoung: sorry hyung...
serim: Please control yourselves. I'm serious this time.
wonjin: ok hyung...
hyeongjun: yes hyung
hyeongjun: btw @taeyoung i'm down to play with you
hyeongjun: i'll come to your room?
taeyoung: okkkk
taeyoung: bring the ice cream and some spoons too :))))))
allen: me too me too
allen: i'll be there in 2 mins
taeyoung: @allen you have a 7:30 class tmr
taeyoung: i don't want to deal with an allen ma(d) again
minhee: DKJHSLKJDSHLFJBDKFHBKDEEFJLEDHF
minhee: ALLEN MA(D)
seongmin: pLEASE IT'S TAKING ME EVERY CELL IN MY BODY TO NOT JUST CACKLE OUT LOUD
hyeongjun: I'M LOSING MY SHIT RIGHT NOW
allen: YALL ARE MEANNNNNNN
allen: @serim HELP MEEEEE
serim: Not gonna lie that's kinda funny.
serim: AHAHAHAHHAHA
allen: not you tooooooo 😭😭😭
allen: i never get respect in this household smh
seongmin: pLEASE i'm literally choking
hyeongjun: he's not lying he's literally choking on his soda rn
minhee: M O O D
allen: >:(
allen: wtv i'm coming over rn
jungmo: well that was fast