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There was screaming and cursing.

"WHY WOULD YOU POUR THE WHOLE THING OF VANILLA?!"
Schlatt was screaming at Wilbur, aggressively mixing his cake batter. Wilbur couldn't help but laugh.
Wilbur was laughing so hard he almost fell.

"I'm sor-" The Brit couldn't finish the sentence because he actually fell over.

The cake came out terrible. It looked like baby vomit that solidified.
Schlatt couldn't believe how bad it tasted.
He had to run to the trash can to throw up the cake.

They ended up getting a cake from the store and getting taken out.
Wishing each other a happy Valentine's day with kisses and cuddles. (And shity cake-)

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Techno was reading a book of the gods outside of his cottage, his partner, Schlatt, was doing his own thing.

It was peaceful and quiet. Just how the blood god liked it.

Until his husband threw a snowball at him. Hit the right side of his face. Small pieces of snow fell on the porch.

Schlatt was giggling at how surprised he looked.

When Techno got a hold of himself, he put his book down and bolted towards the ram.

The ram dropped the other snowball in his hand and ran. Trying to get away from the piglin.

Techno was faster than the other and tackled him. Schlatt face planted into the snow and Techno's full body force on top of the other. Now Techno was the one laughing.

He got off the ram and stood over him.
"Are you alright prince?" He asked him after he didn't get up.
He began to get a bit worried so he bent down and…..

Got hit in the face with snow. Again.

He fell on his arse and the ram bolted away.

The snowball fight had just begun.

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His boyfriend came down the stairs with a big smile and a bag filled with two glass cups, wine, flowers, and sweets.

The ram was wearing black t-shirt, blue jeans, and brown Tims. His hair was fluffy and he recently cut it into a mullet.

They held hands and walked out the door.

The place was in the middle of the forest, some of the trees were missing and gave a sky light.
Bad placed a red checkered blanket on the ground and placed the bag on it.

Schlatt was the first to sit down and then Bad.

They chatted and drank until nightfall.
Holding each other.