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    “Oh yeah? I’m gonna get you the best thing.”

    “Petey, baby. I love you, but no. I’m gonna do the best. Because I’m me, and I’m great.”

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    Wade and Peter's quest to get each other the best gift for Valentines Day turns into an ever increasingly ridiculous game of pranks and oneupman-ship involving Roses, tiny pants, a bemused Hawkeye and as always; one truly pissed off Tony.

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