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1. A steady stream of succulents by Lalalaartje

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Mar 2022

   Tags

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   • Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson
   • Theodore Nott/Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy/Blaise Zabini
   • Millicent Bulstrode/Charlie Weasley
   • Susan Bones/Ron Weasley
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott
   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Susan Bones
   • Millicent Bulstrode
   • Charlie Weasley
   • Original Muggle Character(s)
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Alternate Universe - Muggle
   • Malfoy Nott and Parkinson Persecution Professionals
   • Draco Malfoy & Pansy Parkinson Friendship
   • writer Charlie
   • Stationary salesman Blaise
   • Lawyer Draco Malfoy
   • Lawyer Pansy Parkinson
   • lawyer Theo Nott
   • Detective inspector Harry Potter
   • bartender susan bones
   • Stockings
   • Succulents
   • matching tattoos
   • Weddings
   • awkward moments
   • detective inspector Ron Weasley
   • References to Depression
   • self partnership
   • Fertility Issues
   • Unplanned Pregnancy
   • Herbologist Neville Longbottom

   Summary

   The one where Pansy is obsessed with succulents, and Neville sells them. Harry often needs to call a lawyer, and Theo happens to be one. Millie's damn supportive of her writer boyfriend who looks really hot in a kilt. Draco likes to shag, and Blaise isn't about to turn him down. And Ron is just head over heals for his bartending girlfriend.

   aka the very self-indulgent, groupchat empowered absolute beast that came out of a quick brainstorm when I was out of wip's. The one shot turned into a multi chaptered thing that has its own pinterest board.

   https://pin.it/3jvhQFO

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   41,902

   Chapters:

   23/23

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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