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Mission by popcornstorm
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 Feb 2021
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“Yes, of course, just a moment,” the waitress says. “I just want to say, you two make such a cute couple.”
“That’s us,” Mista says, clearly caught off guard. “Me and Romeo, a couple. Coupling it up on the high seas, like a couple. ‘Cause we’re a couple.”
“Overselling it,” Giorno says under his breath.
The waitress does not seem to notice. “I just have to know,” she gushes. “How did you two meet?”
“Skydiving,” Mista says in blind panic, as Giorno says, “At a restaurant.” They share a bewildered look with each other.
“We first met at a restaurant, through a mutual friend,” Giorno says carefully, which is actually pretty close to the truth.
“A skydiving restaurant,” Mista blurts out. “Eating while jumping out a plane. It’s very common in the South of Italy.”
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Giorno and Mista have to go on an undercover mission on a couples cruise ship as Romeo Romano and Marco Rossi to track down a Stand user. This would be fine, except they're dumbasses, and then Mista gets hit by a memory Stand which makes him forget the whole experience. Shenanigans ensue.