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Not really smutty. :(
"Say Kunikida-kun, hasn't Yokohama been awfully quiet for the past 2 months" Dazai said raising his eyebrows.
"Yes I believe so, but that shouldn't be a bad thing" the man replied back typing god knows what on his work computer.
"There's nothing to do thoooo" Dazai whined.
Dazai always knew how to piss his partner off.
"There's always work but you just don't do it" Kunikida snapped.
And here the lecturing begins.
"Ahgggg Okok I will do some work" Dazai said stopping Kunikida from almost throwing a chair at him.
"But first"
"Dazai." Kunikida said with a sigh.
"You see I'm really hungry right now sooo"
Dazai got up and dragged the working Atsushi.
"Ah Dazai-san what?"
"Come eat with me Atsushi-kun."
"Whyyy" Atsushi whined just like how Dazai does, must have learned from him.
"You have to come eat with me, that's an order as your senior" Dazai said with all seriousness.
"Fine but couldn't we just have ordered something"
"No cause we're meeting with some people" Dazai said as he was getting in the passenger seat of the car, leaving the driving to his junior.
"Eh? Who?"
"You'll see once with get there" Dazai said showing Atsushi where to drive to.
"Ok then"
Few minutes passed and they had finally arrived at a restaurant which looked a bit too luxurious for Atsushi's liking.
"Dazai-San this restaurant looks a bit too expensive"
"Don't worry Atsushi-kun we're not the ones paying"
"Well if you say so" with that the 2 men went inside.
Once they were inside, Dazai kept looking around trying to find their guests.
"Here you dumbass" Chuuya called from across the restaurant, disturbing the peaceful and luxurious vibe of the restaurant.
"Ah there you are"
"You both are late" Chuuya said with a hmph.
Dazai went in for a hug "Chuuyaaaaa I missed you~~"
"Gross get off" Chuuya yelled, now receiving mad stares from people.
"For gods sake sit down will you" Chuuya said.
And so they both sat down.
"Hello Chuuya-San" Atsushi greeted nicely since Chuuya was also considered as a senior to him.
"Hello" Chuuya greeted back, a simple greeting since they barely talk.
"Did you order food?" Dazai asked looking at the menu.
"Yes but what does Atsushi want to eat?" Chuuya asked since he didn't know what to order for him.
"Ah umm I really don't know, everything looks too expensive here" Atsushi replied skimping through the expensive menu.
"It's fine, I'm paying" Chuuya said with a smile.
"Ok then"
"Oh look Atsushi-Kun there's tea on rice here"
"Oh wow, then I'll have that please"
"Weird but ok" Chuuya said handing the waitress their order.
And then everyone just waited for the food, Dazai was flirting with Chuuya, and Chuuya was pushing and yelling at Dazai, it was really awkward so Atsushi decided to stay quiet.
"Excuse me but I have to go to the washroom" Atsushi excused himself when he got no reply from those two since they were busy flirting.
"By the way Chuuya, where's Akutagawa? I thought he was also coming"
"He's here, I think he went to the bathroom before you two arrived" Chuuya replied pushing the clingy Dazai off of him.
Atsushi was now washing his hands after using the washroom, when he heard one of the bathroom stall open.
"Jinko?" Akutagawa questioned.
"Ah hey there Akutagawa" Atsushi replied all calmly but he was not at all calm, 'why was Akutagawa here? Was he with Chuuya? That must be it. Ugh.'
Akutagawa stood infront of the sink and started washing his hands.
'Should I wait for him? Should I just leave? Whatever I'll just leave'
"Jinko" Akutagawa called.
'Oh no what now??? Is he gonna start a fight?'
"Yes?" Atsushi calmly responded.
"Uh..um your zipper...it's open" Akutagawa muttered.
'Ha?' Atsushi was all red now. 'This is so embarrassing' Atsushi internally screamed.
Atsushi turns around and zips it up.
At this point Akutagawa was done washing his hands so he turned to leave. Before leaving he glanced at the red Atsushi and chuckled quietly.
'Did I hear that right? Did he just chuckle??' 'Ahgggg'
Both of them were back at there table.
"Ah there you are both, the food already arrived so let's begin eating"
"Dazai-san" Akutagawa greets with a smile that's barely visible.
"Atsushi are you sick? Why are you red" Chuuya questions.
"Yeah why are you red Atsushi-kun?" Dazai adds in with a questioning smirk.
"It's nothing it's just too hot"
"Really? I think it's quite chilly" Dazai states.
"let's start eating" Akutagawa says sitting down beside Atsushi since Dazai was fanning over Chuuya.
"Yeah let's eat" Atsushi adds.
All four of them start eating but only Dazai and Chuuya are the one's talking to each other since Atsushi and Akutagawa really don't know how to converse, or maybe it's just too awkward hearing Dazai flirt with Chuuya.
Akutagawa accidentally chokes on his food and starts coughing heavily leading Atsushi to panic.
"Oh no, here" Atsushi quickly gets a glass and fills water for Akutagawa.
Akutagawa is still coughing.
"Are you ok Akutagawa" Chuuya questions with a concerned look.
"I don't know what 'coughs' what happened 'coughs'
Atsushi starts patting Akutagawa's back trying to help but he suddenly starts choking too.
'What the, did I just choke on air or something'
"Wat- 'Coughs' water- 'coughs'"
"Atsushi-kun you too?" Dazai said with a concerned look handing Atsushi the water.
"Why the hell are you both choking??"
"How the hell 'coughs' would 'coughs' I 'coughs' know"
"Strange" Dazai said looking around.
"I feel like I just saw someone pass us" he adds.
"Me too" chuuya replies looking around.
Akutagawa and Atsushi were both still coughing but not that badly.
"Ah" Dazai whispered.
"What?" Chuuya asked.
"Shhh, look, right" Dazai whispered.
Chuuya slapped Dazai's back really hard.
"Ow what was that for?" Dazai hissed.
"You have no taste Dazai. That women looks old as hell"
Dazai turned around to look at Chuuya "what nooo that's not what I meant" Dazai whined.
"Then?"
"Look I think she has an ability, I saw something spark from her hands and she was aiming at them; Akutagawa and Atsushi"
Akutagawa and Atsushi both started coughing again, this time it looked painful for some reason.
Chuuya kept an eye on the lady and he did indeed see some strange spark on her hand, with that he got up.
Dazai tried stopping Chuuya but the other male got up and tried walking over to the lady without grabbing other people's attention.
The lady however saw this and started speed walking out the door, this alerted all of them and they got up and started walking out of the restaurant too.
"Mister"
"Hey mister" The waiter called Dazai.
"You gotta pay"
"Whatttt, this isn't what I expected Hmph why am I the one paying" Dazai muttered.
Dazai handed the waiter money, and my god it was sure expensive as hell. He then caught up with Chuuya who was currently cornering the old lady in a back alley.
"What's she saying?" Dazai asked.
"About time you show up, they're coughing uncontrollably now"
"Hey! You know how much that stupid meal costed"
"Whatever" "Now go do your job" Chuuya said pointing at the lady.
Dazai started walking towards the lady slowly so he won't scare her.
"NO STAY BACK" she yelled which gave Dazai quite a fright.
"Now now, why don't you tell us what you did with those two?"
"I DID NOTHING, FATE MAKES ME DO IT" she yelled again.
"Please keep the yelling to a minimum" Chuuya said all annoyed.
"Fate?" Dazai raised an eyebrow.
"Yes" the lady seems to be calming down a little bit.
"What's this fate about?" Dazai asked.
"That's for them to find out about"
"Listen here you old lady if you don't tell us clearly then say bye bye to this world" Chuuya shouted.
"Calm down Chuuya" Dazai said looking at him.
Then suddenly he felt a purse slam on his head.
"Ow that hurts you know" Dazai groaned looking at the lady.
"Those 2 there" She said pointing at the 2 coughing.
"A curse"
"A curse?" Chuuya asked.
"Yes, for 3 days or it could be less if they figure out what fate wants them to do" She said all with a smirk.
"What type of curse?" Dazai asked on stand to nullify her power.
"Food link" she said with a proud smile. What the hell was she proud about?
"What the hell is a food link??" Now Chuuya had it, he was tired and didn't want any of this shit.
"I don't know" she said with a smile.
"What, you don't know?" Dazai asked, now he was also getting a little annoyed, there was no point in talking with this lady.
"Only the pairs who get cursed can describe it and I'm not stupid enough to curse myself so I don't know."
"Dazai just go ahead and do it" Chuuya yelled.
"Sure" Dazai then ran up to her since she was going to throw something else but before the object hit Dazai's face he had touched her arm slightly.
Akutagawa and Atsushi stopped coughing.
"Ha old lady I guess your power is just as old as you." Chuuya said with a smug smile.
"Let me kill her" Akutagawa demanded.
"What no Akutagawa, let's not kill her" Atsushi responded quickly.
"No lets kill her"
"Let's just hand her over to the police and not kill her ok?" Dazai said looking at Akutagawa.
".....ok" Akutagawa mumbled quietly.
'He sure does listen to Dazai very well' Atsushi thought with a little bit of jealousy.
"Here" Chuuya passed a round candy to Akutagawa.
"Don't want" Akutagawa refused.
"God damn just eat it, you must feel sick from all that coughing."
"Fine" He took the candy from Chuuya's hand and popped it inside his mouth.
Atsushi stopped dead in his track.
'What the fuck is this feeling' he gasped when it hit him again.
"Atsushi-kun you good?" Dazai asked coming closer to Atsushi.
He waved his hand signaling Dazai to stop coming closer and so Dazai stopped.
'Ugh it feels like...somehow someone's' he gasped again when he felt it, the deep sensation of someone kissing him, Atsushi still hasn't has his first kiss so he doesn't know how to describe it.
"Dazai is he okay? Chuuya asked slightly worried.
The old lady that was held by chuuya smirked.
"This candy is disgusting" Akutagawa spit it out in a trash bin and suddenly Atsushi got better.
He stood up again feeling okay but still a little lightheaded.
'What the hell?' He thought.
Atsushi noticed something but it was still just a stupid guess so he didn't put too much thought to it, he was just glad that it was over.
No, it happened again and his guess was a little right.
All four of them handed the old lady to the police and saw a food cart so they all decided to eat there.
Once they began eating Atsushi felt it again, this time was worse, he felt his body heating up and he was starting to sweat, his insides felt like they were gonna burst, and something else was feeling like it was going to burst too. 'Why..why me' Atsushi's knees started giving in but he held it in so other people won't notice.
"Atsushi-kun why aren't you eating?" Dazai asked.
"I'm- it was getting hard to talk for him "I'm not hungry"
"Can I have it then?"
Atsushi nodded since his will to talk had disappeared, thank god Dazai didn't notice how red and sweaty he was because of the dark.
'I can't do it anymore' 'I can't' Atsushi almost cried.
Atsushi fell, his knees gave in to the stupid and deep sensation he keeps feelings.
"Atsushi-kun are you really fine?" Dazai said with a worried tone helping Atsushi up.
Atsushi had it.
"Dazai-san, Chuuya-san, you both can go ahead." Atsushi whispered since his strength to talk was slowly slipping away.
He took all the strength he had left in him and grabbed Akutagawa's hand dragging him in a back alley.
"Oi jinko what the hell?"
"Stop-
"I- Atsushi was panting.
"Complete your sentence, you're wasting my time" Akutagawa was looking annoyed now.
"Here" Atsushi slowly raised his hands giving a candy to Akutagawa.
"What?" Now Akutagawa looked confused.
"I need to check something so eat this" Atsushi was still out of breath.
Akutagawa looked at Atsushi with a suspicious look, was he trying to poison him or something?
Nonetheless, he slowly opened the candy wrapper and put it in his mouth.
"What now-"
Akutagawa looked at how weird Atsushi was acting...almost like he was getting turned on?
"You-" Akutagawa didn't know what to say.
"Spit -
Atsushi's knees gave in again.
The deep kissing sensation returned.
Tears fled from his eyes as he tried talking.
"Spit it-"
Then it hit Akutagawa, was him eating food affecting Atsushi?
He wasn't sure.
But he wanted to try something to make sure.
However he felt other people's stares as they were walking by, so he decided to pick Atsushi up in a bridal style and take him deeper in the alley where they won't be disturbed.
He slowly put down Atsushi.
"Now" Akutagawa sighed.
He took another candy that Chuuya gave him before and put it inside his mouth.
Atsushi flinched.
But this wasn't enough to make sure If this was because of him or not so he decided to roll the round candy in his mouth.
Atsushi flinched again.
He rolled it again, sucking on the candy.
"Sto-p" Before Atsushi finished his sentence, a small moan escaped his mouth, leaving both of them shocked.
'Did I just moan' Was all Atsushi was now thinking about.
Akutagawa was stunned, blood rushed up to his cheeks and he now was blushing like crazy.
But he wanted to hear it 1 more time, the cute but pleasant moan from his said rival.
Akutagawa bent over to Atsushi, it was really dark yet he could see Atsushi's flushed, embarrassed, and turned on face.
He wanted to see this more.
"Stop now" Atsushi warned and raised his voice with whatever strength was left in him.
"No"
Atsushi looked shocked and confused, was Akutagawa going to use this curse against him? That would be low of hi-
Atsushi gasped again.
Akutagawa smirked.
He knows he should stop but he can't get himself too.
He rolled the candy once more.
He knew Atsushi was getting turned on and so was he.
He accidentally cracked the candy in his mouth.
This time a really loud moan came out of Atsushi's mouth, and a groan too.
'Fuck I'm hard' Akutagawa tried hiding it.
But he noticed Atsushi.
'Shit shit shit leave don't come close don't look DONT'
"You're-" Akutagawa looked at Atsushi with a smirk.
"Go away"
Akutagawa cracked the already cracked candy more in his mouth.
Atsushi moaned again grabbing Akutagawa's shoulders so he won't fall.
Atsushi was embarrassed to admit it but he was indeed hard.
"I can help"
"Back off" Atsushi hissed.
"No can do" Akutagawa slammed the other man to the wall and yanked his hand.
"What?" Atsushi asked but gasped when he felt it.
Akutagawa was also hard.
"What's the meanin-"
"I LIKE YOU" Akutagawa shouted.
Huh.
"Ha?"
"This isn't a joke Akutagawa" Atsushi was shocked, confused but somewhat happy too.
"You think I'm joking?"
Well Akutagawa did indeed look serious, and why would he joke about such a topic?
"Don't you like Dazai-san"
Akutagawa just stared at Atsushi in disbelief.
"Well yeah"
Atsushi was confused.
"But as a mentor, I respect him, and I like him as a friend, besides I would die by Chuuya-san's hands if I ever liked Dazai"
Atsushi chuckled.
'I guess that's fair.' But he was still confused as per when Akutagawa started liking him.
"When..?"
"We've been on many missions together."
"Yeah but, don't you hate me?"
"I did at first but then I started respecting you as a rival and a partner but somehow I just...fell in love.
Akutagawa was having a hard time explaining with all the shuttering.
'Cute' Atsushi thought when he saw the other man all flushed.
In all truth, Atsushi had been lying to himself all this time, he liked Akutagawa too but he couldn't accept it, what would he get out of it if he had accepted that he liked Akutagawa? Nothing since he was pretty sure that it was impossible for something to happen between them. He was sure Akutagawa's heart lied somewhere else but now...now that Akutagawa has confes-
"Jinko?" Atsushi was cut off from his thinking.
"I- Atsushi couldn't get himself to say 'I like you'.
Akutagawa sighed and turned his back.
"It's fine, I shouldn't have done what I did, I'm sorry" Akutagawa started walking slowly towards the main streets.
'No'
'Dont leave'
'I'
"I LIKE YOU MORE" he yelled, I swear he heard him echo.
Akutagawa turned back, looking once again in disbelief.
"You like me?"
"......"
"Ye- he now started shuttering "yes I do like you.."
"I think even more than you" he added on but whispered it since he was embarrassed to say that part.
Silence filled the back alley, only the back alley since Yokohama never died down even when it was night.
"Atsushi"
He widened his eyes when Akutagawa said his name so lovingly.
This time Atsushi wanted to try something.
He pulled Akutagawa and dragged him to the wall, slamming him a little bit since he didn't want to hurt him.
He leaned in closer, they were now really close, close enough to feel their breaths on each other, Atsushi leaned more closer slowly so he wouldn't scare the latter male and initiated a kiss, his first kiss, this took Akutagawa by surprise but it didn't take him long to return the kiss. A really sloppy but pleasant kiss that sent chills down their spine.
Their sloppy kiss turned more sloppy when they longed for more, now their kiss would be described as a hungry and passionate kiss.
They pulled back, they were both out of breath, but once again they went for more.
Again Atsushi initiated the second kiss, this time a little less sloppy since they were getting a hang of it.
Akutagawa opened his eyes wide when Atsushi slipped his tongue inside his. This surprised him but he once again returned the favour by slipping and sucking the latter's tongue.
Akutagawa however let Atsushi lead since he was sure he liked it this way.
Their sloppy kiss was no longer sloppy but a passionate kiss full of lust, god knows how long they have been making out for but that didn't stop them.
Akutagawa pulled back, leaving a questioning look on Atsushi's face.
He smirked looking at how out of place Atsushi looked. He loved it because he knew that only he can make Atsushi look like that.
"Wanna get out of here?"
Atsushi nodded.
'Cute'
"Ah but where?"
Akutagawa leaned in closer to Atsushi, "my place".
"Su - Sure" Atsushi smiled.
The End. Not Quite. (Yeah I know I'm an ass for not writing a smut scene but I genuinely suck at writing them so sorry 🐸)
Bonus.
Morning came by and Atsushi woke up because of the stupid sun. He had an amazing sleep, he hates sleeping in that small closet so this was a good change for him but he noticed something.
'Where am I?'
'Who..?'
He was sure that there was someone beside him, hugging his waist, and he was also sure that he was naked.
Then it hit him.
"AKUTAGAWA"
"Oh good morning Atsushi" Akutagawa said with a lovely smile and with his attractive morning voice.
"Go-good morning" He remembered all the embarrassing things they did last night and all the things he did to Akutagawa.
"Was my first" Akutagawa said lying down on his side still hugging Atsushi's waist.
Atsushi slipped down to level Akutagawa and hugged him.
"Same" he smiled and leaned in for a kiss.
The latter male returned the kiss, even though both were sure that they had morning breath. They didn't care.
They ended the kiss and pulled back with a string of salvia connecting them.
"I have work" Akutagawa groaned and got up.
"Same-
Atsushi was shocked.
"Hm?" Akutagawa turned to Atsushi.
Atsushi flushed red.
Akutagawa had bite marks and hickeys all over him.
"Damn jinko" Akutagawa looked at himself in the mirror.
"But you know, you have more visible ones" Akutagawa smirked.
He handed Atsushi the small mirror.
Atsushi had really visible hickeys and bite marks on his neck.
"How am I suppose to cover them up?" Atsushi was starting to panic a little bit.
"You're not supposed, you know, so people can know you belong to me" Akutagawa leaned in and gave Atsushi a peck on his cheek.
"I knowwww but Dazai-san will definitely ask me and make fun of me" Atsushi whined.
"Just wear a scarf" Akutagawa tossed a black scarf to Atsushi.
"In summer?" Atsushi asked.
"Say you're sick" Akutagawa chuckled.
"Ok then, I'll try.."
"Don't worry you'll be fine" Akutagawa gave Atsushi a reassuring smile which helped Atsushi a lot and off they went to work.
———
As Atsushi walked in the office, Kyouka rushed up to him.
"Ah good morning" Atsushi greeted.
"You didn't come home last night" She said which grabbed Dazai's attention even though he was across the room.
"I slept at a friend's house." Dazai giggled with Ranpo.
"Oh ok" Kyouka didn't believe it but she had no right questioning him.
"Atsushi-kun why are you wearing the scarf?" Dazai asked with a grin.
"Isn't it hot for you? Let me take it out for you" Ranpo grinned coming closer to Atsushi.
Atsushi fake coughed. "I'm sick that's why" he also backed up.
"Really?" Dazai asked.
"Yea"
"Ok" Dazai left. Atsushi was now suspicious, why would Dazai just leave like that?
Dazai walked infront of the office.
"Everyone I have some news"
Everyone in the office came closer to hear what this news was about.
"The president and me and Ranpo have decided that to make the bond stronger with the Port Mafia, we will be going on the 2 day trip to a resort with their key members.
Everyone was happy but surprised since the trip was with the Port Mafia.
"Is there going to be a beach?" Naomi asked hugging her brother.
Dazai giggled and replied "Yeah"
"Sweet!" Everyone was excited for the trip this weekend.
Atsushi was really happy but beaches meant being shirtless and being shirtless would allow everyone to see those bites and marks but he was happy that Akutagawa was coming too so he didn't really care.