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Black >>> Save Our Souls (2:58 A.M.)
Black: okay y’all apparently there’s gonna be a new Precure group soon
Echo: y’all
Black has removed Echo from the group
Melody: Nagisa I will murder you
Happy has added Echo to the group
Happy: Hurt my daughter again and I’ll send you straight to hell
Black: damn
Black: anyway
Black: @Grace you have to add the leader when you meet her
Grace: how are you sure I’ll meet her?
Black: magic
March: it’s 3 in the morning go to sleep
Sunny: no fuck you
March: understandable have a nice day
Chocolat: language
Sunny: no fuck you
Chocolat: there are CHILDREN
Black: akira you know damn well none of us are child friendly
Diamond: some of us are TRYING to sleep
Black: rikka i know for a fact you were never asleep
Diamond: you got me there
Diamond: but I’m going back to my book
Rouge >>> Baby Bi Bi Bi (4:35 A.M.)
Rouge: ever wonder what any of us did to be disasters
Rhythm: existed
Rouge: shit you right
Black: being a disaster is a requirement to be a Precure
Bloom: mai isn’t a disaster
Black: only a disaster would date you
Bloom: I
Bloom: I can’t even deny it
Sunny: and only a disaster would date Nagisa
Black: and that’s why I’m single
Sunny: I’m sorry you’re what
Black: plz don’t tell me you thought Honoka and I were dating too
Rouge: you mean you aren’t??
Black: why does everyone think that???
Sunny: you guys are the biggest gays
Rouge: you’ve been on dates
Black: those weren’t dates
Sunny: Nagisa oh my gosh
Black: Wait
Black: oh my gosh I’m dating honoka
Black: holy fuck
Blossom: what did I just witness
Etoile: don’t question it
Nagisa >>> Honoka (5:03 A.M.)
Nagisa: are we dating??
Nagisa: im big dumb and i thought we weren’t but the others are saying we are
Honoka: that depends on you? if you want to date Im happy with it
Nagisa: hell yeah
Black >>> Baby Bi Bi Bi (5:09 A.M.)
Black: okay yeah I just confirmed it
Rouge: I can’t believe you went that long not knowing you were dating
Black: you can’t give me shit, you still haven’t asked nozomi out
Rouge: SHUSH
Sunny: that’s some hot tea
Rouge: says the one who hasn’t asked Miyuki out
Sunny: too hot
Bloom: I thought you liked nao
Sunny: I did for a while
Sunny: but she’s pining over reika
Rouge: rip
Rhythm: it feels like everyone on your team has had a crush on reika at some point
Sunny: but can u blame them
Diamond: no
Black >>> Dumbasses (7:45 A.M.)
Black: children of mine, we must hang out
Black: we have a movie we must watch
Whip: we can use the Kirapati!
Black: thank you small child
Heart: when?
Black: after school
Heart: once I finish my homework I’m down :)
Yell: I don’t have anything to do
Black: that just leaves hikaru
Black: has anyone seen her online?
Bloom: nope. She hasn’t been online all day
Black: well that’s unusual
Grace: I’ll at her!
Bloom: why would that work?
Yell: everyone responds to nodoka
Grace: @Star
Star: ??
Star: oh sorry I got caught up in a book
Bloom: how long have you been awake
Star: that depends on what day it is
Blossom: what the fuck
Bloom: oh good, tsubomi, we’re gonna hang out too
Blossom: can I opt out?
Bloom: no
Bloom: @Flora you, nodoka, tsubomi, and I are all hanging out meet us at Tsubomi’s greenhouse
Flora: got it!!
Blossom: mother why
Dream: WE CANT BE LEFT OUT
Dream: @Melody @Happy @Lovely @Miracle
Dream: children of mine we must hang out so we aren’t the only ones not hanging out
Melody: everyday I regret becoming a Precure more and more
Diamond >>> Save Our Souls (9:07 A.M.)
Diamond: anyone else feel like the pinks are planning something
Passion: whatever it is, love’s not involved
Rouge: thank you simp. nozomi is definitely involved
Passion: actually? fuck you
Rouge: no
Happy >>> Dumbasses (11:36 A.M.)
Happy: can ayumi come?
Dream: it’s family only
Melody: ayumi is my and miyuki’s daughter
Melody: we share custody of her
Dream: then of course!!
Bloom: no acknowledgement of how she’s a grandma now
Yell: sometimes we have to ignore things to stay sane
Bloom: speaking from experience?
Yell: of course
Miyuki >>> Ayumi (11:42 A.M.)
Miyuki: MEET UP WITH ME AFTER SCHOOL WERE HANGING OUT
Ayumi: GOT IT
Diamond >>> Save Our Souls (3:15 P.M.)
Diamond: mana took off the moment school ended
Diamond: @Black what are you planning
Black: planning to be gay and watch movies
Sunny: that’s the tamest plan you’ve ever had
Black: it’s a talent
Sunny: to make tame plans?
Black: no, to make stupid ones
Fortune: it’s a talent of every pink
Beat: Grace and Blossom seem pretty tame?
Black: seem
Hana >>> Hugging (3:47 P.M.)
Hana: wear heelies to escape your feelies
Saaya: hana I swear if you’re wearing heelies in the school building again
Hana: :)
Homare: hana this is the third time this wEEK
Hana: I’m going over to ichika’s, that’s what I actually wanted to say
Emiru: please don’t die
Hana: no promises :)
Homare: HANA
Hana: ヽ(^o^)
Marine >>> I’m Blue ~Da Ba De~ (4:00 P.M.)
Marine: why do the pinks always hang out and yet we never do anything
Aqua: because some of us actually have brain cells
Diamond: and we know damn well what’ll happen if we try to hang out
Marine: all of you are boring
Gelato: wanna hang out and do something stupid then
Marine: aoi you are the only person in this chat I respect
Diamond: I’ll begin planning the funeral
Gelato: @Cosmo @Beat youre the only ones here I trust with the music
Cosmo: as you should
Beat: bold of you to assume I’m not coming as well
Marine: ellen I love you
Blossom >>> Save Our Souls (6:32 P.M.)
Blossom: I just got the worst feeling that erika is in danger
Marine: I may have a concussion but I’m okay
Blossom: WHAT
Gelato: see you all in hell
Black: can you believe any of us are still alive