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Cartsy: |
Congratulations @Claude and @Danny!!!! |
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Danny: |
FIVE BOYS |
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Danny: |
FIVE. BOYS. |
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Claude: |
I knowwwwww :sob: |
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Claude: |
Like who tf we gotta bang around here to make a girl??? |
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Tazer: |
It’s cause you both had kids young. |
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Tazer: |
Older the dad is the more likely the baby is to be a girl |
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Claude: |
So you mean to say I should have had Danny do the deed this time |
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Tazer: |
Baby’s sex is decided by the sperm not the egg |
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Tazer: |
And the older we get, the more female sperm we make |
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Danny: |
For real? |
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Tazer: |
Yes. |
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Stromer: |
So how come Kaner had a boy? |
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Kaner: |
Ouch. |
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Hartsy: |
Are you going to continue the name theme with this one or buck the trend again? |
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Cale: |
Ooof, no, you’ll have to buck the trend |
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Cale: |
You can’t have 4 out of 5 kids on a name theme and one NOT, that’s just cruel |
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Hartsy: |
8s right, don’t continue the name theme maybe |
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Danny: |
Slyvie named the first 3, Ry got to name Gav, I imagine, she’ll get to name the next one |
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Kaner: |
Weak sauce :P |
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Richie: |
Is it rude to ask which one of you is the dad? |
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Danny: |
YES |
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Danny: |
YES IT IS |
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Danny: |
RYANNE AND I AREN’T EVEN A THING |
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Claude: |
Fine for implying Briere slept with my wife |
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Claude: |
:P |
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Richie: |
Pretty sure we decided YEARS ago that you’d be the worst finemaster in existence kid |
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Teeks: |
FINE for calling CLAUDE a KID |
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Danny: |
I would actually suggest TK would make a worse finemaster than Clo |
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Danny: |
Like, there is finally someone who would be worse at it |
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Teeks: |
You’re all mean |
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Teeks: |
Also congrats on another baby team brioux. Like, SO KEEN FOR BABY CUDDLES |
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Lu: |
Eddie….. Eddie… |
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Lack: |
FFS |
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Lu: |
Let me put a baby in you Eddie |
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Lack: |
*sigh* |
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Lack: |
Come here then… |
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Teeks: |
Um, I’m not sure that’s gonna work? |
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Lack: |
IT’S NEVER STOPPED HIM TRYING |
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Lu: |
Love you babes :D |
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Teeks: |
Can everyone NOT be in love please. |
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Teeks: |
I AM QUARENTINED AND DYING |
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Claude: |
I thought you weren’t that sick? |
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Teeks: |
I AM DYING OF NOT BEING ABLE TO BE NEAR MY PATS |
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Claude: |
Oh. That must be so hard for you. I can’t imagine not being able to see your boyfriend. |
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Claude: |
Being as I am away from my CHILD and my PREGNANT WIFE |
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Claude: |
But yes, missing Patrick must be so damn hard for you. |
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Cartsy: |
God @Danny I’d forgotten how bitchy your boy gets when he isn’t getting laid on the reg |
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Claude: |
I literally hate you all |