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friday 4pm
matsukawa issei added hanamaki takahiro, iwaizumi hajime and oikawa toru to a group chat
matsukawa issei changed group chat name to hi there
matsukawa issei: hi there
hanamaki takahiro: wassup dude
iwaizumi hajime: what’s this?
matsukawa issei: a group chat..?
iwaizumi hajime: i knew that i meant what is it for
matsukawa issei: well we’re all first years right?
oikawa toru: yeah and what’s that got to do anything
matsukawa issei: oh well i thought we could use this to get to know each other more
hanamaki takahiro: it was a good idea! know we can talk more often
iwaizumi hajime: yeah i guess that would be nice
oikawa toru: i dunno if i like this
hanamaki takahiro: why? also why are you being so bitchy?
oikawa toru: i’m being bitchy cus it’s a self defence mechanism and cus it’s always been iwa-chan and me, we’ve never really had anyone else other kids always end up thinking we’re weird
iwaizumi hajime; well why don’t you tell them our whole life story while you're it?
matsukawa issei: that’s sad
matsukawa issei: alexa play despacito
hanamaki takahiro: we don’t care what others think you’re stuck with us now!!
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saturday 2pm
makki: i’m gonna kill my self
iwa-chan: what??
iwa-chan: do you need someone?? i can come over if you need
makki: oh shit sorry iwaizumi
makki: i forgot you weren’t used to me saying that
iwa-chan: ??
makki: i usually say it when i’m minorly inconvenienced
iwa-chan: i don’t get it but what’s upset you?
makki: my homework
makki: it’s the first week of highschool and i’ve got homework
iwa-chan: what subject?
makki: english this language is sooo hard
iwa-chan: oh well i could help i’ve always been good with learning languages
makki: really??? do you think you could come over??
iwa-chan: yeah i needed an excuse to get out but this is better
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2:30pm
oiks: so iwa-chan and makki are having a lil study date
oiks: how cute
oiks: ｡^‿^｡
mattsun: we need to step up our game
mattsun: wanna come to mine?
oiks: ooo yes!!
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5pm
iwa-chan: oikawa i’m staying the night at makki’s
oiks: that’s ok iwa-chan i was planning to stay at mattsun’s
iwa-chan: ok
mattsun: why do you need to tell him??
mattsun; he’s not your mum???
oiks: iwa-chan and i always know where each other is
makki: uh ok i guess
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sunday 8am
makki: you guys wanna meet up with iwa and i today? since were with each other i thought it would be fun
oiks; ooo yes!!
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monday 6:30pm
makki: if you two don’t hurry tf up you’ll be late and captain will kill you
oiks: we know! we’re running!! ಥ_ಥ̥
oiks: it takes me forever to get iwa-chan up in the morning and he insists on having breakfast
makki: lmao imagine eating breakfast
mattsun: stfu oikawa and keep running
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makki: ok ngl i thought the captain was going to kill you guys
mattsun: nah man he likes iwa too much
iwa-chan: what do you mean likes me too much??
iwa-chan: he’s nice to me but isn’t that what a captain is supposed to do?? he doesn’t treat me special
mattsun: iwaizumi. he took a spike from the ace to the chest for you because you were too busy tying your shoes
oiks: i think he was just showing off he could have just received it normally or caught it but yes he definitely favours iwa-chan
makki: see even oikawa sees it
oiks: wtf is that supposed to mean??
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friday 8pm
iwa-chan: guys
iwa-chan: Guys
iwa-chan: GUYS
makki: yes! what’s going on
mattsun: are you dying???
oiks: iwa-chan do you need someone?
iwa-chan: my dad bought tickets to see the new godzilla movie!! :)
iwa-chan: he got four so i was wondering if you guys wanted to come..
makki: that’s..adorable ofc i will come
mattsun: yeah count me in
oiks: iwa-chan you know i’m coming
iwa-chan: yay! it’s this sunday
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saturday 9pm
iwa-chan: had a stabbing pain in my side and my thoughts were like you have appendicitis you’re gonna die only for me to realise a second THAT I DONT FUCKING HAVE AN APPENDIX
oiks: iwa-chan you ok?
makki: dude where did it go???
iwa-chan: i had it removed because i had appendicitis once and almost died
mattsun: how the fuck did you forget about that
iwa-chan: no idea
makki: wait what’s stabbing you then??
iwa-chan: (◉̃_᷅◉᷅) i don’t know
oiks: well it’s definitely not your appendix because i remember the day of the surgery so i can’t be that
iwa-chan: ok well i definitely didn’t check
iwa-chan: my dad says i’m probably hungry i’m going gonna eat some rice cakes
mattsun: ok well have fun with that
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Sunday 9am
iwa-chan: Oikawa and i are on our way make sure you ready with ur overnight bags
makki: why did i have to double check this wasn’t my mum messaging me
mattsun: OMG ME TOO
Iwa-chan: shut up.
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Makki: mattsun prepare yourself oikawa is wearing a skirt
Mattsun: ok..?
Makki: it is the ugliest thing ive ever seen
Iwa-chan: i can second that it’s pretty ugly
Mattsun: ok now you guys need to get here sooner i need to see this atrocity
Iwa-chan oikawa said if you guys can’t be nice he’s not gonna pick mattsun up O_O
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(later that night at iwaizumi’s house)
11pm sunday
Makki: oikawa where the fuck did you go?
Makki: holy shit zumi’s phone is so loud
Oiks: im in the bathroom down the hall
Oiks: ikr why is his ringer always so loud??
Makki: ah ok, come with me to get a drink?
Oiks: yeah sure
Makki: omg kawa, zumi is so cute in the baby photos!! why didn’t i see them when we first came into the hall??
Oiks: god ikr!!
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Monday 5:45am
Mattsun: oikawa where are you guys??
Oiks: we’re at mine getting ready for school
Oiks: you and iwa-chan were still sleeping we didn’t wanna wake you
Iwa-chan: im in the kitchen get dressed and get down here before i eat all of the breakfast
Mattsun: jesus christ ok
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