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Crackhead crows (but make it the OGs)
Suga: So I just finished unpacking my stuff and you’ll never guess who my roommate is
Tobio: Is it Oikawa-san?
Suga: TF
Tobio: He just tweeted it
The king has returned
@thegreatking
AHHHH MR FRESHING IS MY ROOMMATE!!
5:30 14/3/2020
420 likes
Makki @Hanameme 14 March
Who?
Hajime @iwawhyzumi 14 March
He was karasuno’s third year setter
Mattsun @Memekawa 14 March
Wait, why is that bad?? Wasn’t he really nice??
The King.. @thegreatking 14 March
It just is ok!!
Captains Squad
Crowned Prince of Trash: Quick! Kick Dai-chan out of the chat!
Crow 1: Uh no, lets not do that.
Brokuto: Yeah! He holds all of the responsible brain cells!!
Crowned Prince of Trash: Hey! I’m plenty responsible!
Cat.: You just told us to kick him out, how is that responsible??
Dai: Yeah why did you want to do that?
Crowned Prince of Trash: Cuz I wanna complain about Mr Refreshing’s adorablenessssss
Brokuto: Do you even know his name???
Crowned Prince of Trash: What and you guys do??
Brokuto: Sugawara
Cat.: Sugawara
Ushiwaka: Sugawara
Dai: Sugawara
Crowned Prince of Trash: Dai-chan I wasn’t talking to you
Crackhead crows (but make it the OGs)
Dai: So you know I just moved into my dorm right?
I am smol: yes
Asahi: yeah
Tsukki: Uh huh
Dai: Take a big ass guess on who my roommates are
Yams: It could be the queen of england for all we know
Short King: just tell us man
Dai: Fucking Bokuto and Kuroo
Suga: HA!
Suga: wait that's not that bad :(
I am smol: Yeah poor Suga-san has the great king
Suga: Yeah! He’s a horrible roommate! Always whining, can’t cook and leaves at the ass crack of dawn every morning and is loud about it!!
Dai: He called you adorable the other day
Suga: He did? Wait whats that got to do with anything!!!
checkmeowt
Tokyo, Japan
(insert sleeping daichi here)
Checkmeowt wow. So this cutie was asleep on the couch when i got back from classes today.
Owlmygod awwwww i wanna see sleepy crow
Checkmeowt @owlmygod you’re looking at him???
Suga He’s going to kill you
Oika-kun
Heyyyy Iwa-chan just moves into
his dorm and i was wondering
if someone by the name of
Yaku Morisuke was one
of yours?
Yup my was our third year
Libero
Yakkun
Yakkun how is your roomie?
Huh? what do you know
about my roommate?
Just that he’s Oika’s
childhood best friend
But he’s chill so don’t
worry
Oh cool, he’s upstairs
unpacking
Go introduce yourself weirdo!
Hey! not everyone gets to room with their long time crush!
He’s not my crush!
Which one? ;)
You little shit
Youshouldseemeinacrown
Tokyo, Japan
(insert oikawa and suga on the couch)
Youshouldseemeinacrown watching movies with my roomie!!
Iwhyzumi wow you can really tell who the better looking one is huh?
youshouldsee… me?
Iwhyzumi no.
Checkmeowt LMAO F