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Kanra has sent a message
Kanra: well hello there
Strongman: Hey
Kanra: your name is amusing
Strongman: Oh, my friend picked it out for me
Strongman: Wait does it mean something else
Kanra: like what
Strongman: Uh you know
Kanra: :)
Kanra: I’m not saying anything unless you ask directly
Strongman: Whatever fuck off
Kanra: ooh someone’s a little touchy
Strongman: Uh huh so what do you do
Kanra: like as a job
Strongman: Yes
Kanra: ice cream salesman
Strongman: Huh
Strongman: Cool.
Kanra: and what do you do
Strongman: I’m a debt collector. The muscle
Kanra: ah sounds intense
Strongman: Kind of, I like my work though, my coworkers are pretty ok
Kanra: im jealous I work by myself
Strongman: Really? You run an entire ice cream shop by yourself?
Kanra: yes
Strongman: Bullshit
Kanra: im not a liar
Strongman: Fuck well you’re a hard worker for sure then
Kanra: thanks
Kanra: what’s your favorite book
Strongman: Uhhhh
Strongman: I like bleach
Kanra: the manga ?
Strongman: yeah
Kanra: oh
Kanra: not a literature enthusiast then?
Strongman: I’m guessing you are?
Kanra: yes
Kanra: books are a man’s best friend
Strongman: I thought that was dogs
Kanra: i hate dogs
Strongman: nobody hates dogs
Kanra: well i do
Strongman: Obviously someone’s put the wrong idea in your head then
Strongman: Dogs are great
Kanra: clearly youve never been chased by rottweiler
Strongman: Cannot say that I have
Kanra: i like cats anyways
Strongman: I do too, my brother has one
Strongman: it’s cute
Kanra: i bet it is
Kanra: i want a cat
Kanra: maybe i should go buy one
Strongman: Right now?
Kanra: yes
Strongman: Youre impulsive
Kanra: not usually
Kanra: guess today im just having fun
Strongman: Because of me?
Kanra: actually yes
Kanra: youre easier to talk to than some of the other weirdos on this app
Strongman: What was wrong with the others
Kanra: one asked for nudes immediately
Kanra: another told me i was going to die in twenty four hours if i didn’t convert to their religion
Kanra: oh and one told me they knew where I lived and were going to beat me if I didn’t send nudes
Kanra: mostly just people asking for nudes
Strongman: Oh my god what the fuck
Kanra: that’s usually how to goes
Kanra: you haven’t had anyone ask for nudes yet ?
Strongman: You're the first person I’ve matched with
Kanra: wait
Strongman: Yeah?
Kanra: really ?
Kanra: so im your first ?
Strongman: I guess
Strongman: Does it matter
Kanra: no but i like knowing i have first dibs on something
Strongman: Did you just call me a something
Kanra: i also said i had dibs on you
Strongman: Yeah I chose to ignore that part
Kanra: hmm
Strongman: Do any guys have dibs on you?
Kanra: oho jealous, are we?
Strongman: No just curious
Kanra: well i have quite a few men in my life
Strongman: Oh.
Kanra: none are very serious however
Strongman: oh
Strongman: Great.
Strongman: Awesome.
Kanra: i am looking for someone to focus solely on though
Kanra: i guess you could be a contender…
Kanra: but you don’t have any photos of yourself on your profile
Strongman: You don’t either
Kanra: i have a secretive life
Kanra: if i shared who i was, you might be in danger
Strongman: I thought you said you were an ice cream salesman
Kanra: oh i lied, im a secret agent
Strongman: You’re annoying
Kanra: im serious, i got mad kickass moves
Strongman: I bet
Kanra: don’t underestimate me
Strongman: I literally beat people up for a living, you aren't threatening to me
Kanra: im not threatening at all?
Strongman: No
Kanra: what if i said i knew your address
Strongman: I’m not sending nudes
Kanra: :(
Kanra: pls shizuo
Strongman: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS