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1. Sticks and Stones and Weed and Bombs by usefulobject

   Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Mar 2021

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Saruman/Lurtz
   • Saruman | Curunír
   • Lurtz (Lord of the Rings Movies)
   • Gríma Wormtongue
   • Uruk-hai
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Orc-talk
   • Dank Pipeweed
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

   Summary

   A deeply pondered and fleshed-out alternate timeline in which Saruman and Lurtz bang.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,861

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Comments:

   10

   Kudos:

   31

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