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1. Scrappy Doo Was Found Dead in Miami // Polnareff's Bizarre Fuckventure: What's that? I can beat your bum? [REUPLOADED] by cowboychris

   Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

   • Explicit
   • Major Character Death
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Mar 2021

   Tags

   • Major Character Death
   • Hol Horse/Jean Pierre Polnareff
   • Guy Fieri/Hol Horse
   • Guy Fieri/Jean Pierre Polnareff
   • Hol Horse
   • Jean Pierre Polnareff
   • Guy Fieri
   • Dio Brando
   • Death
   • Gore
   • Bathroom Sex
   • Crack

   Summary

   Scrappy Doo was found dead in Miami. However, Polnareff thinks that his sword can beat Hol Horse's gun, and, by extension, his bum. This is the wacky family-fun adventure that ensues, read this fic to your daughters and sons, to children all over the world. [REUPLOADED, originally posted 9/26/2016].

   Series

   • Part 21 of A Series of Essays on the Relativity of Morality

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   English

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