Actions

Work Header

Rating:
Archive Warning:
Category:
Fandom:
Relationship:
Characters:
Additional Tags:
Language:
English
Collections:
The Server Made An Attempt
Stats:
Published:
2021-03-04
Updated:
2021-04-14
Words:
1,973
Chapters:
9/?
Comments:
8
Kudos:
12
Hits:
145

Sanleste: Fic Author Meets Choi San

Summary:

“I just wanted you to stop being nocturnal so we could fall asleep together and cuddle!”

 

“Oh, word?” Celeste says, stopping in front of him. She uwus visibly.

 

San beams. “Lit.” He smoothly grabs the katana from her hand and chucks it clear across the room while pulling Celeste in for a hug. “You’re my little pogchamp, aren’t you?”

*****

A passionate crack story between ATEEZ fanfic author @celestialwishes and Choi San, her bias.

(She claims she hates this but I’m sure she secretly anticipates the updates)

Notes:

So this was a running joke in our Discord server and I might as well publish it on ao3 as well. Celeste, ily and please don’t kick me <3

Chapter 1: The Beginning

Chapter Text

     San does the hundredth push-up and gets up, his arms feeling like they would fall off any time soon. “Yunho, can you pass the towel?” He groans out, one arm lazily reaching to the side.


     Instead of Yunho’s big hand, a much smaller one presses the linen into his palm. He looks over, surprised, and sees the future love of his life, nervously retracting her arm and pushing her glasses further up. Her employee tag says, “Celeste Wishes.” San passes out, overwhelmed by her sheer grace and beauty.

 


     San wakes up slowly and looks into a blurry face with black hair like a dark halo around an angel’s face. His eyesight sharpens and he focuses on an actual angel—Celeste. Desperately, he uses an American pickup line to woo her.


     “Ya like jazz?” He says, smirking to mask his utter lack of confidence. 


     Celeste makes a disgusted face and punches him with strength to rival Jongho’s, and San is unconscious once again.