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Seokjin and Hoseok are brothers
Hoseok and Namjoon are best friends.
Seokjin and Yoongi are best friends.
Seokjin takes his brother, Hoseok, and best friend, Yoongi, away for a two week getaway to a private island.
Hoseok thinks Yoongi has a crush on Seokjin, and starts to panic because Seokjin is a married man.
Meanwhile, Min Yoongi isn't taking pictures of Seokjin. He's taking pictures of someone else.
But Hoseok doesn't know that.
Anyone with eyes can see how Yoongi is absolutely whipped for Hoseok. Except Hoseok, of course.
Hoseok, why are you so oblivious?
Yoongi, why are you so whipped?
Hoseok, if only you knew....
Yoongi being extra gay and grossing Seokjin out.
Meanwhile, Hoseok lets his overactive imagination run wild.
Namjoon tries to talk some sense into his bro.
Hoseok has a plan. *starts sweating profusely*
Yoongi deserves a hug. He did not choose to fall for an oblivious aquarius, the fates did him dirty.
Scene: Romantic Cafe
[ Unromantic conversation ]
Yoongi finally comes to understand that Hoseok is a dumb ™.
Hoseok continues to be a drama queen, and Namjoon suffers through it, get you a friend like homie.
Hoseok finally gets it. *throws hands up in the air, gospel music starts to play in the background*
Now that they're together, they immediately proceed to be gay and gross. [ some of us are single, pls be considerate thanks ]
Seokjin best bro award runner up.
First place goes to Hoseok for whatever he was trying to do.
They were cute for five minutes. But now--
Poor Seokjin is absolutely traumatised by the sounds of his sweet baby brother screaming and crying as if he's being run over by a train.
Seokjin goes back home and leaves the new couple to enjoy the remaining few days of their horny honeymoon.
The End