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  1. The Prophylactic Deactivation Complication by

    Fandoms: The Big Bang Theory (TV)  

    07 Mar 2021

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    “Then we’ll have to conduct an experiment. A trial basis upon which after we can assess if it was an acceptable alternative to condoms. If you or I don’t prefer it after say five sexual encounters without a barrier, we can go back to condoms as the standard and in future regarding procreation re-negotiate on a per-ovulation basis.”

    “Counter offer, one sexual encounter and I will be nothing but complimentary towards your genitals regarding the whole messy affair.” He moved in that way he did when he was negotiating, a little bounce. Amy narrowed her eyes shrewdly.

    “Three encounters and you tell me what you really think.” She crossed her arms across her chest.

    “Three encounters, I tell you what I really think… and you wear one of your old corduroy skirts ahead of time.”

    “Done.” Amy beamed up at him.

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