Work Text:
Office Etiquette
From: Kim Seokjin
To: Marketing Department
Hi All,
I just wanted to send out a little reminder about office etiquette and the breakroom. Mind you, this is not directed at anyone in particular. While the fridge is communal, the food inside it is not. Please only eat what is yours so that we can avoid any allergic reactions or hungry stomachs.
Warm regards,
Kim Seokjin
Assistant Creative Director
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: Office Etiquette
From: Jeon Jungkook
To: Marking Department
Hi Seokjin, I’m so sorry about that. Our lunch tupperware looked very similar and I was so hungry I barely noticed that what I was eating wasn’t mine! It won’t happen again.
Sincerely,
Jeon Jungkook
Associate Illustrator
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: Office Etiquette
From: Kim Seokjin
To: Marketing Department
Hello again,
As previously stated, that email was not directed towards anyone in particular, Jungkook, nonetheless I appreciate your apology. I will also be eating your food as recompense.
Warm regards,
Kim Seokjin
Assistant Creative Director
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: Office Etiquette
From: Jeon Jungkook
To: Marking Department
That’s fair! I was going to offer it anyway.
Sincerely,
Jeon Jungkook
Associate Illustrator
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: re: Office Etiquette
From: Min Yoongi
To: Kim Seokjin, Jeon Jungkook
Hello Jungkook and Seokjin,
In the future, please refrain from replying “all” as it clogs my inbox.
Thanks,
Min Yoongi
Senior Associate Performance Analyst
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
Proposal for Rich Client
From: Jeon Jungkook
To: Kim Seokjin
Hi Seokjin,
Just following up on that proposal I sent you the other day. Have you had a chance to look it over? I really think that my suggestions will enhance the overall appeal of the campaign as well as help the client reach a younger demographic in addition to their current one. I also included the sketches you asked for, which took a good amount of time so just let me know when you get the chance to look it over.
Thanks in advance!
Jeon Jungkook
Associate Illustrator
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: Proposal for Rich Client
From: Kim SeokjinTo: Jeon Jungkook
Hi Jungkook,
Apologies for the delay. Things are quite busy as we prepare for the Coffee Chain’s Spring Ad Campaign and unfortunately I have yet to look it over. However, correct me if I’m wrong but, the proposal for Rich Client isn’t due for another month, no? I seem to remember that being the deadline I gave you and Taehyung.
While I appreciate your zeal, in the future it would be best if you stuck to the schedule given out as it exists for a reason. I understand that you are the newest hire and are no doubt eager to prove your worth, but our project cycles are delicate balance of give and take, and deviating from the schedule can upset that balance.
If you are looking for something to do I’m sure that Jimin or Hoseok could use some help. In the meantime, keep up the good work!
Warm regards,
Kim Seokjin
Assistant Creative Director
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: Proposal for Rich Client
From: Jeon Jungkook To: Kim Seokjin
Got it, thanks.
Sincerely,
Jeon Jungkook
Associate Illustrator
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
Social Media Trends 2020Q1-2020Q3
From: Jeon Jungkook
To: Kim Seokjin
Hi Seokjin,
Please see attached. I’m still waiting to hear back from the Finance department about a few pieces of information I requested so I have yet to finish the fourth report you requested. Hopefully I’ll have it for you by the end of the week.
Sincerely,
Jeon Jungkook
Associate Illustrator
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
[report: how color theory can influence your demographic] [report: why consistency is key when it comes to growing a presence on social media] [report: a quantitative analysis on the right time to post on a given social media platform (instagram, twitter, youtube, etc)]
re: Social Media Trends 2020Q1-2020Q3
From: Kim Seokjin
To: Jeon Jungkook
Hi Jungkook,
I was under the impression that Hoseok also assigned you with the report on real-time client growth after one of our campaigns but I don’t see it here? Thanks in advance.
Warm regards,
Kim Seokjin
Assistant Creative Director
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: Social Media Trends 2020Q1-2020Q3
From: Jeon Jungkook
To: Kim Seokjin
Hi again,
Per my last email, the finance department has yet to get back to me regarding some of the data I need for my analysis so that report has yet to be completed. Once they send it over, I will send the report your way.
Sincerely,
Jeon Jungkook
Associate Illustrator
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: Social Media Trends 2020Q1-2020Q3
From: Kim Seokjin
To: Jeon Jungkook
My mistake, I must have missed where you mentioned that in the first email. These look great though, thanks!
Warm regards,
Kim Seokjin
Assistant Creative Director
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
Do You All Secretly Hate Me :(
From: Jeon JungkookTo: Marketing Department
Hi All,
I’m bit disappointed that I wasn’t involved in planning Mr. Bang’s retirement party. I felt pretty stupid going out to lunch and missing the party because I was unaware it was going on!
I know I’ve only been working here for a couple months and am probably not as close with Mr. Bang as you all are but I’m awesome at throwing parties and would have loved to contribute.
Just thought I’d mention it for the next retirement party.
Sincerely,
Jeon Jungkook
Associate Illustrator
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: Do You All Secretly Hate Me :(
From: Kim Seokjin
To: Marketing Department
Hi Jungkook,
I believe there has been a breakdown in communication somewhere. I made sure to include everyone in the planning email, please check your inbox again.
Warm regards,
Kim Seokjin
Assistant Creative Director
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: Do You All Secretly Hate Me :(
From: Jeon Jungkook
To: Marketing Department
… found it …
Sincerely,
Jeon Jungkook
Associate Illustrator
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: Do You All Secretly Hate Me :(
From: Kim Seokjin
To: Marketing Department
I’m glad we cleared that up.
Warm Regards,
Kim Seokjin
Assistant Creative Director
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: re: Do You All Secretly Hate Me :(
From: Min Yoongi
To: Marketing Department
Seokjin and Jungkook,
Please stop replying all. Thanks
Best,
Min Yoongi
Senior Associate Performance Analyst
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: re: re: Do You All Secretly Hate Me :(
From: Kim Seokjin
To: Jeon Jungkook
I would never purposely exclude you from something like that, Jungkook. And I definitely don’t secretly hate you. There are a couple slices of pizza left in the fridge. Don’t worry, I’m giving you tacit permission to eat my food this time!
Warm regards,
Kim Seokjin
Assistant Creative Director
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: re: re: re: Do You All Secretly Hate Me :(
From: Jeon Jungkook
To: Kim Seokjin
Haha, thanks! I feel silly for jumping to conclusions.
Sincerely,
Jeon Jungkook
Associate Illustrator
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
70 Samples of Dark Pewter Paint
From: Kim Namjoon
To: Marketing Department
Hi All,
Just took a look at the balance sheet for the last month. Who ordered 70 samples of Dark Pewter Paint from Highes?
Respectfully,
Kim Namjoon
Accountant
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: 70 Samples of Dark Pewter Paint
From: Jung Hoseok
To: Marketing Department
Hi Namjoon,
Seokjin asked for 70 samples and I didn’t question it.
All the best,
Jung Hoseok
Associate Creative Partner
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: 70 Samples of Dark Pewter Paint
From: Kim Seokjin
To: Marketing Department
Hi Hoseok, Hi Namjoon,
Oh dear. Hoseok, I asked for 17 samples of Dark Pewter, not 70. Apologies for being unclear.
Namjoon, can we return them?
Warm regards,
Kim Seokjin
Assistant Creative Director
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: 70 Samples of Dark Pewter Paint
From: Kim Namjoon
To: Marketing Department
Fortunately, they appear to be unopened so I believe that we can, but let’s try to avoid mistakes like this in the future in case we can’t!
Respectfully,
Kim Namjoon
Accountant
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: re: 70 Samples of Dark Pewter Paint
From: Jung Hoseok
To: Marketing Department
Will this be coming out of my paycheck?
All the best,
Jung Hoseok
Associate Creative Partner
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: re: re: 70 Samples of Dark Pewter Paint
From: Min Yoongi
To: Marketing Department
Am I talking to myself here? Please, stop replying all.
Best,
Min Yoongi
Senior Associate Performance Analyst
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: re: re: re: 70 Samples of Dark Pewter Paint
From: Kim Seokjin
To: Jung Hoseok
You’re good, don’t worry. If anything happens I’ll take responsibility for it.
Warm regards,
Kim Seokjin
Assistant Creative Director
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: re: re: re: re: 70 Samples of Dark Pewter Paint
From: Jung Hoseok
To: Kim Seokjin
Thanks hyung.
All the best,
Jung Hoseok
Associate Creative Partner
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
Proposal for a Different Rich Client
From: Kim Seokjin
To: Jeon Jungkook
Hi Jungkook,
Do you have the write-up for Different Rich Client? No rush, but it was due last week and they are very eager to know what campaign ideas we have for them.
Warm regards,
Kim Seokjin
Assistant Creative Director
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: Proposal for a Different Rich Client
From: Jeon Jungkook
To: Kim Seokjin
Hi Seokjin,
I am sorry about the delay. My dog got sick and one of my roommates is moving without bothering to find another one to take his place so life has just been a lot lately but I never meant for it to impact my work.
I know it’s not ideal but I can have it to you by the end of this week if I stay at the office for a couple of extra hours. Does Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC pay overtime? Haha …
Sincerely,
Jeon Jungkook
Associate Illustrator
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: Proposal for a Different Rich Client
From: Kim Seokjin
To: Jeon Jungkook
I completely understand. Don’t worry about the client, I’ll deal with them, you just focus on finishing up, okay?
Is there anything I can help with?
Warm regards,
Kim Seokjin
Assistant Creative Director
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: Proposal for a Different Rich Client
From: Jeon Jungkook
To: Kim Seokjin
Thank you but I’ve got it. Just got to grind out a few all-nighters. Nothing I didn’t do in college.
Thanks again for being so understanding,
Jeon Jungkook
Associate Illustrator
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: re: Proposal for a Different Rich Client
From: Kim Seokjin
To: Jeon Jungkook
Please don’t pull any all-nighters for this job Jungkook, your health and well-being is more important. Let me know if there’s anything you need.
Warm regards,
Kim Seokjin
Assistant Creative Director
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: re: re: Proposal for a Different Rich Client
From: Jeon Jungkook
To: Kim Seokjin
Will do!
Sincerely,
Jeon Jungkook
Associate Illustrator
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
Team Building Exercise
From: Park Jimin
To: Marketing Department
Hi All!
I need a headcount for trivia night at Mo’s Bar.
Thanks in advance,
Park Jimin
Associate Creative Partner
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: Team Building Exercise
From: Jung Hoseok
To: Marketing Department
Is Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC footing the bill?
All the best,
Jung Hoseok
Associate Creative Partner
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: Team Building Exercise
From: Park Jimin
To: Marketing Department
Yup! I put it down as an “immersive team building exercise”.
As ever,
Park Jimin
Associate Creative Partner
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: Team Building Exercise
From: Kim Namjoon
To: Marketing Department
For legal purposes I didn’t see that but yes I’ll be there.
Respectfully,
Kim Namjoon
Accountant
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: re: Team Building Exercise
From: Kim Taehyung
To: Marketing Department
Same!
Cordially
Kim Taehyung
Associate Illustrator
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: re: re: Team Building Exercise
From: Min Yoongi
To: Marketing Department
STOP REPLYING ALL.
Best,
Min Yoongi
Senior Associate Performance Analyst
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: re: re: re: Team Building Exercise
From: Min Yoongi
To: Park Jimin
Mark me down as attending, but I’ll be a little late.
Best,
Min Yoongi
Senior Associate Performance Analyst
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Team Building Exercise
From: Kim Seokjin
To: Marketing Department
Can’t make it this time, sorry everyone. I’ve got some final details to add to this project.
Warm Regards,
Kim Seokjin
Assistant Creative Director
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Team Building Exercise
From: Jeon Jungkook
To: Kim Seokjin
Do you want any help? Maybe if we work on it together you’ll finish in time to make it to trivia night.
Sincerely,
Jeon Jungkook
Associate Illustrator
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Team Building Exercise
From: Kim Seokjin
To: Jeon Jungkook
Don’t worry about me. Go have fun, I’ll see you Monday.
Warm Regards,
Kim Seokjin
Assistant Creative Director
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
Coffee
From: Jeon Jungkook
To: Kim Seokjin
Hi Seokjin!
Just emailing to say thanks for the coffee, I really appreciated it! I’ll pay you back asap.
Sincerely,
Jeon Jungkook
Associate Illustrator
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: Coffee
From: Kim Seokjin
To: Jeon Jungkook
Hi Jungkook,
It was my pleasure. You looked like you needed it. And don’t worry about paying me back.
Warm Regards,
Kim Seokjin
Assistant Creative Director
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: Coffee
From: Jeon Jungkook
To: Kim Seokjin
Then how about I take you out to dinner to make up for it?
Sincerely,
Jeon Jungkook
Associate Illustrator
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: re: re: Coffee
From: Kim Seokjin
To: Jeon Jungkook
You do know Human Resources can read these emails right?
Here’s my number.
+1 718 250 0027
Warm Regards,
Kim Seokjin
Assistant Creative Director
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
A;wefhioewf’aweof;aw
From: Kim Taehyung
To: Kim Seokjin
Hi Seokjin,
Did I just see what I think I just saw in the staircase just now? Because if so I approve and I’ll help you hide it from HR!
Cordially
Kim Taehyung
Associate Illustrator
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC
re: A;wefhioewf’aweof;aw
From: Kim Seokjin
To: Kim Taehyung
Hi Taehyung,
No, you did not.
Warm Regards,
Kim Seokjin
Assistant Creative Director
Generic Name Corp. Inc. LLC