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1. Shots by coolumbidae

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   01 Apr 2021

   Tags

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   • Number Five | The Boy/Diego Hargreeves
   • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
   • Diego Hargreeves
   • Aged-Up Number Five | The Boy
   • Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Drinking to Cope
   • Tags May Change
   • Sexual Content
   • Alternate Universe - No Powers
   • Blow Jobs
   • Oral Sex

   Summary

   “What’s my problem?” Diego asks, his tone incredulous. “You’re the dumbass walking around this part of town at three AM, who I just saved from getting shot. How drunk are you?”

   The man looks away and waves him off. “Irrelevant. Was fine.”

   --

   In which Diego happens to meet a shit faced prick by the name of Five.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,642

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   217

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