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hello? (an mcu wrong number story)

Summary:

You accidentally text a member of the avengers and then a chaotic friendship grows.

Gender neutral reader

Notes:

hi, this might be cringey but i have fun writing it so i don’t care.
i originally posted this on wattpad but this version is a bit different than that one

Chapter 1: bucket and dumbass

Chapter Text

y/n
hey
hi
hello?
sup
hi
hi
hi
hi
answer me

if you don't answer who's going to help me hide the body?

?
dude it's been like one minute since you sent the first message
plus why do you need to hide a body

y/n
REBECCA ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK

?
I WONT HESITATE BITCH
...anyways who is this

y/n
mj you know who this is
it's me

?
mj?
like the shoes?

y/n
oof no
i'm assuming you're not MJ then

?
that would be correct

y/n
wait a second

are you going to kidnap me or something?

?
no
i'm not going to kidnap you

y/n
you know who would say that?
a kidnapper
just give me ten minutes
then you can come pick me up

?
i don't even know your address
i'm not going to kidnap you 

y/n
sureeeee
on another note i need something to put you as in my contacts i can't just have "?" in there forever
it would get suspicious
my fbi agent would probably be worried for my safety if they're not already

?
idk you can put be as bucket or something
i don't really care

y/n
aight bet

*"?" has been changed to "bucket"*

bucket
cool

y/n
cool

bucket
what should i call you then

y/n
idk
you can put "dumbass" i guess
you'll probably learn that i do the dumb stuff so it's fitting

bucket
cool

y/n
cool beans