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y/n
hey
hi
hello?
sup
hi
hi
hi
hi
answer me
…
if you don't answer who's going to help me hide the body?
?
dude it's been like one minute since you sent the first message
plus why do you need to hide a body
y/n
REBECCA ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK
?
I WONT HESITATE BITCH
...anyways who is this
y/n
mj you know who this is
it's me
?
mj?
like the shoes?
y/n
oof no
i'm assuming you're not MJ then
?
that would be correct
y/n
wait a second
…
are you going to kidnap me or something?
?
no
i'm not going to kidnap you
y/n
you know who would say that?
a kidnapper
just give me ten minutes
then you can come pick me up
?
i don't even know your address
i'm not going to kidnap you
y/n
sureeeee
on another note i need something to put you as in my contacts i can't just have "?" in there forever
it would get suspicious
my fbi agent would probably be worried for my safety if they're not already
?
idk you can put be as bucket or something
i don't really care
y/n
aight bet
*"?" has been changed to "bucket"*
bucket
cool
y/n
cool
bucket
what should i call you then
y/n
idk
you can put "dumbass" i guess
you'll probably learn that i do the dumb stuff so it's fitting
bucket
cool
y/n
cool beans