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There’s no other way to describe this, folks; it’s a smut-fest. It’s smut, more smut, and nothing but smut. BeachBum wrote a dirty story. Those of you who know me are probably sitting there with your jaws dropped, knowing full well that I look forward to writing sex scenes about as much as I do having root canal without benefit of Class 3 pharmaceuticals. What can I say? This one smashed its way into my head and stubbornly refused to leave until I wrote it down. What’s downright scary about it is that as I wrote it, I sometimes thought, “Oh wait! This would be so much better…” My firewall got quite the workout blocking cyber-attacks of all stripes from the questionable sites I visited to do research. No, really. It was research, I tell you… research! Well, there is still the tiniest chance I might be engaged to the well-known Ukrainian dominatrix Mistress Svetlana, but I’m pretty sure that misunderstanding was worked out (damn Google translators). Anyhow, it’s finished, and somehow I’ve managed to work up the courage to post it. God only knows what kind of emails I’ll be getting now that I’m registered on 27 BDSM sites. I wonder if that catalog with the interesting leather novelties will come in a plain, brown wrapper…