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Don't Act So Innocent

Summary:

WonHui drabble compilation for prompt challenges the author did for fun during a lazy afternoon on Twitter.

Notes:

my ocd has been begging me to compile these barely-edited, 250< word shorts someplace more organized and much less useless than my twt bookmarks. so here they are.

dedicated to Mira ♡

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Prompt #1: "Don't act so innocent."

 

"Don't act so innocent, neighbor! I know you stole my cat Fiffy!" Jun accuses the person behind the picket fence next door.

"I did," Wonwoo admits coolly.

"T-That easy? You're not gonna deny any of my accusations?"

"You told me not to act innocent." Wonwoo shrugs. "She's rather cute, you know. Your cat. Just the perfect thing to bait the real prize I'm planning to steal."

Jun grits his teeth, fuming. "And what is that thing for which you are wrongfully doing my beloved Fiffy this horrible injustice, may I ask?"

"My next-door neighbor's heart."

As soon as he sees Jun's cheeks transform into a crazy shade of red, Wonwoo smiles then asks, "Would you like to join her inside? I have tea and muffins."