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TS : Hey everyone !
SW : Are you sure the camera is turning Stark ?
TS : Of course I’m sure I’m a genius remember !?
SR : Nobody can forget that love
BuB : Debatable
SW : For once I agree with Bucky
TS : I have 9 PHDs !!
SW : Who cares ?
NR : Hush everyone we’re here to thank the fans remember ?
PP : Yes !! Thanks everyone for your support !
The door opened
WW : Good morning Motherfuckers !
SR : Language Wade seriously !
PP : Yes babe please
WW : But why Love of my life you know swearing is part of who I am !
PP : Well try to not swear too much when Steve is in the room
SR : Hey what does that means ?!
TS : That means that you’re old fashioned Darling
WW : I agree with Tony Stank
TS : What the fuck did you just say ?!
SR : Love please leave him alone
TS : I don’t know why I let him enter the Tower every time he’s here he annoys and makes fun of me
PP : You let him in because he’s my boyfriend
TS : Yes and only God knows how this happened, you’re too pure and kind for him kiddo, he’s an asshole
PP : Dad please
TS : Alright alright
There’s a knock on the door
PP : I’m going !
Peter opens the door
PP : Hey Eddie !
TS : My day is just going better and better
BrB : I clearly remember that it was you who invited him in the Tower in the first place
TS : Yeah because I wanted to study Venom for science purpose
WM : Shut it you know you like them both
TO : It’s true that Venom is pretty cool and is the only one that equal me in a fight you all are losers against me
SR : Eh that hurts !
TO : Sorry can’t deny the truth
EB : Hi everyone
WM : Hey you two how are you ?
EB : We’re fine thank you
A pause
EB : Euh Venom wants to know if he can comes out
NR : Of course the fans love him too
Venom forms a head on Eddie’s shoulder.
V : Hello mortals
WW : Hey parasite
V : I’m going to eat you if you call me parasite one more time
WW : I would like to see you try
PP : Babe please behave
WW : Of course anything for you Darling
The door opens once more
SJ : Hello everyone ! We heard that you were doing a video to thank the fans can we join ?
NR : Hello loverbirds
BrB : Of course you can
L : Thanks
WM : Did Loki just thank someone ?
TS : Where are the flying chicken ?
PP : I think that Sarah is rubbing off on him
WW : Oh I’m sure that sometimes she’s rubbing off on him
TS : Ew gross
SR : Wade don’t say things like this in front of the fans !
PP : Why he didn’t say anything bad he just repeated what I said ?
TS : I’m going to tell him
NR : Don’t you dare
SW : Anyway are we going to thank the fans or not ?
BuB : I agree with the bird
SW : Hey don’t call me a bird or I will punch you in the face
BuB : Try me
SJ : There is way too much violence in this video
L : The fans are going to say we’re becoming bad guys, well except for me they already think I’m a bad guy
SJ : Loki love we talked about this no one here think you’re a bad guy anymore and if someone dare say otherwise I will turn them into a rat
NR : That’s very sweet of you to protect him like that
TO : Even if we know for a fact that my brother doesn’t need anyone to avenge himself
SJ : I don’t care about that
L : I know thank you love
WM : So now that all of this is settled we have a few announcements to make to the fans don’t we ?
PP : Yes four if I remember correctly
WW : You’re always right Darling
PP : Thanks love
L : The first one is that Sarah and me are getting married !
SJ : Yes in 2 weeks and you’re all invited !
BuB : Oh damn you shouldn’t have said that
SJ : Why ?
SW : Now there’s going to be a thousand people at your wedding
L : We don’t care they are all welcomed
WM : The second one is that Stephen, Sarah and me have finished the rebuilding of the Compound !
SJ : Yes it’s as beautiful as before with a few adjustments
SR : It’s true you did great
L : And our wedding will take place there
TS : Say what now ? I don’t want a thousand people in my building !
SJ : It’s a pretty big lie and you know it
SR : She’s right Honey you love the attention
TS : I hate to admit that you’re right
SW : I find it funny
TS : The third one is that Steve and me have adopted Peter !
NR : As if he wasn’t already your son before
TS : What make you say that ?
WM : He put you as the person to contact if anything happen to him
BrB : You went four time to his school because he forgot his lunch
EB : If he has a nightmare you go immediately to him
V : And Screwed Face even told us that you paid the school to fire the teacher that had one time spoken badly to the Spiderling
WW : How did you just call me ?!
V : Can’t deny the truth
WW : I swear to God I will fucking end you
V : Oh no I’m so scared
EB : Love please
V : He called me a parasite Eddie
EB : I thought you didn’t care about what the others think and that you only care about what I think of you and for me you are not a parasite
V : Fine but that doesn’t mean I won’t eat his head if he bothers me one more time
EB : You know that it will just grow back right ?
V : Yes but I don’t give a shit
SR : Language please !
WM : Anyway the fourth announcement is that we will have new members next week
TO : Yes the Guardians of the Galaxy are coming to say hi
TS : My new daughter will be here too
SR : Since when do we have a new daughter ?
TS : Oh I didn’t tell you about Nebula ? I kind of adopted her unofficially while we were both in space
SR : Darling you can’t just adopt every kids you meet
TS : How dare you say something like that ! I do what I want
SR : That’s true unfortunately
SJ : Carol is coming back too
PP : Yes !!
WM : And I think that’s all
BuB : Yes I think too
SW : Don’t think too hard or you will hurt yourself
BuB : Shut it birdy
SW : Oh I’m so going to punch you when we’ll stop the video
PP : I think we should end the video before Venom, Wade, Bucky and Sam start to fight
NR : It’s a good idea
BrB : The death glares that Venom and Wade are sending each other don’t predict anything good truly
SJ : So thanks to all of you really we wouldn’t be who we are today without your love and support
L : Yeah you all mean a lot to us
WM : We love you all
PP : Thanks for everything !
Tony stops the video