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"Kravitz, I need your advice but you need to promise not to be weird about it."
"Barry I had to pull you out of a fridge last week, nothing you say will surprise me at this point."
"If you say so, fine. So you see, I was on Craigslist a few weeks ago and I answered this ad from a woman looking for uh, a virgin guy? To well, the ad said 'deflower'"
"Oh my gods how do you still have your head? Barry she was literally looking for a virgin sacrifice, you should be tied to an alter with your heart cut out!"
"Be quiet its hard putting myself out there. Anyway I've met up with her a few times since then and uh, I think I might actually be in love with her? What- what do I do?"