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Monday | 04:45 PM
Aizawa Shouta has created a group chat.
Aizawa Shouta has added Iida Tenya, Yaoyorozu Momo, and others.
Aizawa Shouta has given Iida Tenya and Yaoyorozu Momo admin rights.
Aizawa Shouta has left the group chat.
Iida Tenya : Oh no. While I disagree with this decision, it is my duty as class representative to make sure that we uphold UA standards. I expect everyone to follow said lead and keep this chat strictly for school work!
Jirou Kyouka : momo give me rights
Iida Tenya : Momo, please no.
Yaoyorozu Momo has given Jirou Kyouka admin rights.
Yaoyorozu Momo : I'm sorry Iida, I am weak to our classmates requests (｡T ω T｡)
Jirou Kyouka has changed their name to 'cooler than you'.
cooler than you has changed Yaoyorozu Momo's name to 'god is a woman'.
cooler than you has changed Kaminari Denki's name to 'DAD IT'S THE GOOD KUSH!'.
cooler than you has changed Iida Tenya's name to 'it's the dollar store how good can it be?'.
cooler than you : my work here is done
god is a woman : I don't quite understand the reference, but thank you Jirou! ⁽⁽◝( • ω • )◜⁾⁾
DAD IT'S THE GOOD KUSH! : JIROU I LOVE YOU THANK YOU. and also it's ok momo it's accurate
it's the dollar store how good can it be? : I also do not understand the reference, but I assume it has something to do with Kaminari's name.
cooler than you : yah
it's the dollar store how good can it be? : After some googling, I have found that 'kush' refers to marijuana. I will be changing mine and Kaminari's names.
DAD IT'S THE GOOD KUSH! : Lammmeeeee but let me choose a name for you
wait i need admin rights
@cooler than you gib pls
cooler than you : bet
it's the dollar store how good can it be? : I request that you not do that.
cooler than you has given DAD IT'S THE GOOD KUSH! admin rights.
DAD IT'S THE GOOD KUSH! has changed it's the dollar store how good can it be?'s name to 'hall monitor'.
hall monitor : Well, I suppose it's not inaccurate.
DAD IT'S THE GOOD KUSH! : B) i know you too well iida
god is a woman : Wait! I think I have an appropriate name for you, Kaminari! : ) I hear Jirou call you it often!
DAD IT'S THE GOOD KUSH! : OH NO
cooler than you : oh no,,,,,
hall monitor : Oh no.
god is a woman has changed DAD IT'S THE GOOD KUSH's name to 'simp'.
cooler than you : LMFAOOOOOOO
simp : I'VE BEEN ROASTED BY MOMO... IM GOING TO DIE.
hall monitor : Well, once again, it isn't inaccurate.
simp : IIDA WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!
Sero Hanta : oh NO why did aizawa make this
Ashido Mina : Oh FUCK yes
hall monitor : Language, please!
Bakugou Katsuki : Fucking Japanese dipshit.
Aoyama Yuuga : Actually it's read as English for the reader, mon cher~
Bakugou Katsuki : What
hall monitor : What?
Ashido Mina : wha????
Sero Hanta : huh?
Aoyama Yuuga : Nothing~~
Ashido Mina : ok anyway
jirou give me rights
let me wreak havoc
hall monitor : I don't think that's a good idea!
cooler than you has given Ashido Mina admin rights.
Ashido Mina has changed their name to 'dance dance revolution'.
dance dance revolution has changed Bakugou Katsuki's name to 'mcfreakin lose it'.
dance dance revolution has changed Sero Hanta's name to 'scotch tape'.
dance dance revolution has changed Kirishima Eijirou's name to 'dwayne johnson'.
dance dance revolution : u wu
mcfreakin lose it : I'm going to strangle you.
scotch tape : I WAS HOPING YOU WOULDNT SEE ME ON TF
dance dance revolution : I SEE ALL BITCH.
dwayne johnson : I mean, he's a cool dude! I'm down for it B)
dance dance revolution : kiri if i wasnt a big gay bitch id marry you for being so fucking cute
dwayne johnson : KJEWNFKJEWN THANK YOU?
simp : ha, straight
dance dance revolution : shut up you literally simp for jirou
simp : LOOK AT JIROU AND TELL ME IM WRONG!!!
Uraraka Ochako : WAIT GIVE ME ADMIN RIGHTS TOO MINA I WANNA NAME PEOPLE
dance dance revolution : BET
dance dance revolution has given Uraraka Ochako admin rights.
Uraraka Ochako has changed their name to 'bubblegum bitch'.
bubblegum bitch has changed Asui Tsuyu's name to 'camofrog'.
bubblegum bitch has changed Todoroki Shoto's name to 'peppermint patty'.
bubblegum bitch has changed Shinsou Hitoshi's name to 'local cryptid'.
peppermint patty : I don't understand.
camofrog : it's a type of treat, todoroki
it's not that good
dance dance revolution : YOU WHORE TAKE THAT BACK PEPPERMINT PATTIES FUCK
local cryptid : please never speak again
also you're right lmao
bubblegum bitch : MINA'S RIGHT PEPPERMINT PATTIES ARE SO GOOODDDD UGH.
wait i have more ideas
bubblegum bitch has changed Aoyama Yuuga's name to 'star of the show'.
bubblegum bitch has changed Tokoyami Fumikage's name to 'darkness imprisoning me'.
darkness imprisoning me : All that I see. Absolute loathing.
bubblegum bitch : god i love u tokoyami
hall monitor : None of this is for school work.
dance dance revolution : look me in my eyes and tell me you thought we'd listen to this only being for school work
hall monitor : ➖ 👄 ➖
bubblegum bitch : WHO TAUGHT HIM THAT
simp : 🏃
bubblegum bitch : I'M GONNA MURDER YOU IN COLD BLOOD KAMINARI DENKI
cooler than you : god finally
mcfreakin lose it : Why the FUCK can't I leave this stupid fucking group chat???
hall monitor : More than likely it was Mr. Aizawa's doing. He was the one who made the group chat originally.
mcfreakin lose it : I hate this stupid fucking class.
dance dance revolution : shut yo tsundere ass up
mcfreakin lose it : Run.
bubblegum bitch : bakugou go brrrr
oh wait no he actually blasted down the hallway
concern,
dance dance revolution : he won't dare if he knows i have all his seasonings held hostage
mfreakin lose it : Die.
dance dance revolution : no <3
simp : WAIT I GOT MORE IDEAS
simp has changed Hagakure Tooru's name to 'camo print'.
simp has changed Satou Rikidou's name to 'the muffin man'.
simp has changed Koda Koji's name to 'local disney prince'.
simp has changed Shoji Mezo's name to 'splatoon'.
simp has changed Ojiro Mashirao's name to 'kungfu fighting'.
splatoon : I mean... those are squids and not octopi, but close enough
simp : bold of you to assume i know the difference
dance dance revolution : you should you share a name w one of em
simp : i.
camo print : the hatred i have for you grows every day kami <3
simp : : ) i fear you
kungfu fighting : you probably should tbh
local disney prince : thank you kaminari ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ
simp : i would commit federal crimes for you koda
local disney prince : please?? do not??? :' (
simp : I WON'T I'M SORRY
hall monitor : This is going to be... a long year. I can already tell.
god is a woman : It's okay, Iida! We'll bond as a class together this way!! (〃＾▽＾〃)
dwayne johnson : Yeah Iida!! We'll be good!! Promise!
dance dance revolution : don't promise things you know aren't true kiri
dwayne johnson : : ( mina
mcfreakin lose it : Who gives a fuck. Just mute your stupid fucking phone.
Tuesday | 06:13 AM
mcfreakin lose it : Wow guys, y'know, I just really thing that you're all so wonderful! I never admit it, but you guys truly are amazing! Each and every one of you is seriously so lovely and nice, I can't even begin to think of my life without you! Especially my squad, you guys are so sweet. I don't tell anyone, but I actually secretly care for you all and you mean the world to me!
simp : WHA TTH EUFKC
@dance dance revolution @dwayne johnson @scotch tape @god is a woman @hall monitor HELP????????/
@dance dance revolution @dwayne johnson @scotch tape @god is a woman @hall monitor
@dance dance revolution @dwayne johnson @scotch tape @god is a woman @hall monitor
@dance dance revolution @dwayne johnson @scotch tape @god is a woman @hall monitor
dance dance revolution : jesus fuck kami what
wait
WAIT
WHAT???
THE FUCK
@dwayne johnson HELP
dwayne johnson : uh
i am
concerned?
hall monitor : While I am generally concerned, perhaps Bakugou is simply being nice?
scotch tape : BAKUGOU'S NICE IS NOT PUNCHING YOU AS HARD AS USUAL NOT... WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS
god is a woman : Why was I mentioned?
I agree with Iida! Perhaps this is a change of heart for Bakugou! (´ ▽ ` )
bubblegum bitch : WHOMST TF
dwayne johnson : YOU DIRTY BITCH GIVE ME MY FUCKING PHONE BACK OR IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU
dance dance revolution : KJWEFNKJENFWEFEWJF KIRISHIMA?????????????????????
simp : IM GONNA FUCKING CRY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
hall monitor : I believe, based on context clues, that Bakugou has Kirishima's phone and is attempting to communicate with whomever has his phone.
mcfreakin lose it : don't be FUCKING RUDE or i'm calling auntie you dumb bitch
dwayne johnson : IM GONNA FUCKING FIND YOU AND SMASH YOUR FACE IN YOU STUPID CAT
local cryptid : it's 7 in the morning........... it is 7 in the m o r n i n g .
mcfreakin lose it : JUST ADMIT YOU LOVE YOUR FRIENDS YOU DUMB TSUNDERE POMERANIAN
dwayne johnson : WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE MY FUCKING PHONE I HATE YOU
mcfreakin lose it : WHATRE U GONNA DO???? HUH???? BITCH
dance dance revolution : the audacity this person has is both outstanding and so stupid i am so concerned,
simp : mom pick me up im scared
hall monitor : As class 1-A's president I must ask that you return Bakugou's phone to him before I get Mr. Aizawa involved!
mcfreakin lose it : jokes on you i have a deal w aizawa that if i keep bringing him strays he lets me do whatever the fuck i want to kacchan
dwayne johnson : DONT CALL ME THAT IN CHAT YOU FUCKING NERD
dance dance revolution : KACCHAN... OMG THAT'S SO CUTE
simp : KACCCHHHAAANNN
dwayne johnson : bakugou is going to KILL you guys he's going to your rooms right now
scotch tape : rest in peace to these two stupid motherfuckers <3
mcfreakin lose it : as if he'd hurt the best friends he's ever had
dwayne johnson : kewnfkjefkjefnew HE'S SAID THAT??
mcfreakin lose it : no but i've known him since we were real little so i know all the shitheads he hung around
scotch tape : woaahhh bakugou didn't mention you before bro!!
mcfreakin lose it : i would outshine him <3
dwayne johnson : NO THE FUCK YOU WOULDNT YOU STUPID BITCH
HERE
LET'S PROVE IT.
MINA GIVE KIRI RIGHTS
dance dance revolution : aye aye captain!!
dance dance revolution has given dwayne johnson admin rights.
dwayne johnson has added Midoriya Izuku.
dwayne johnson has changed Midoriya Izuku's name to 'stupid fucking cat'.
stupid fucking cat : awww kacchan thanks for adding me so everyone can see how cool i am ♡ฅ(ᐤˊ꒳ฅˋᐤ♪)
dwayne johnson : FUCK YOU
GIVE ME ABCK MY FUCKING PHONE
stupid fucking cat : uggghhh fine i'll drop it off in your room
hall monitor : May I remind you that this is a Class 1-A groupchat, Bakugou?
dwayne johnson : and may i remind YOU four eyes that i don't give a FUCK
simp : he's gotcha there iida
bubblegum bitch : so are we not gonna like.... be more confused on who tf this is
god is a woman : Wait... Midoriya Izuku? From Support Department?
stupid fucking cat : bingo bango!! im guessing by name you must be yaomomo! it's good to see you again girlie (if it is you anyway) ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁)
god is a woman : It's lovely to see you as well Midoriya! It's been a minute! Thank you for the tips on my costume design and changes o(*^▽^*)o
I didn't know you knew Bakugou, though!
stupid fucking cat : np np <3 and i do! kacchan and i grew up together ( •⌄• ू )✧
scotch tape : so wait... momo knows this random person who's like super close to bakugou, but she didnt know either??? what is goin ON w this
simp : wait aRE YOU TWO DATING??
stupid fucking cat : OH MY GOD N O (☆_@;)☆ ＼(｀-´ﾒ)
dwayne johnson : FUCK NO SPARKY WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ASSUME THAT
dance dance revolution : well to be fair to kami, you randomly have someone you're SUPER close to, enough to snag your phone at like 7 in the morning, and you never talk about them and always avoid talk about partners so.,,,
local cryptid : yeah i made that assumption too i wont lie lol
hall monitor : I don't believe it is our business, but I had to admit, I was under the same assumption.
mcfreakin lose it : There, I got my stupid fucking phone back.
But no, we are not, never will be, and never have dated.
stupid fucking cat : we aren't down for each other like that (⁎˃ᆺ˂)
simp : ok so then
stupid fucking cat : like yaomomo said! i'm midoriya izuku of the support department, and kacchan's number 1 fan ヽ(^‥^=ゞ)
dance dance revolution : but like,,, , , , , what was with the stealing bakugou's phone and pretending to be him?
stupid fucking cat : kacchan is emotionally constipated and can't word himself properly or show affection so i figured i'd show it for him ㄱ(ㅇㅅㅇ” )ㄴ
mcfreakin lose it : I should've kicked your ass for it too.
stupid fucking cat : kacchan i'll make the dark joke
mcfreakin lose it : Do Not.
stupid fucking cat : BUT IT'S FUNNY
mcfreakin lose it : It's not.
hall monitor : As lovely as this... whole thing is, I suppose, it's time for classes. We can continue this after school.
mcfreakin lose it : Whatever.
stupid fuckin cat : BET
simp : i just wanna know what the FUCK is goin on doe
