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steph 💜 @SpoiledWithWaffles
you're not a true gothamite unless you've seen a bat slip in a puddle and fall off a roof into a conveniently placed dumpster below #onlyingotham

yummm @RedRobin
replying to
@SpoiledWithWaffles
wow okay rude that was an accident

steph 💜 @SpoiledWithWaffles
replying to @RedRobin
mhm and?

Notes:

while i was writing this i accidentally hit 'post' instead of 'preview' and I had to panic delete the work because there were only three tweets hhhhhhh

anyway yes there's lots of works with this trope already but I want to write one too sue me

and hey! this format works without creator's style turned on! but I personally think it still looks nicer with the workskin on lol

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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wings of the night @Nightwing
so today I learned that @TheDarkKnight has a twitter that he never uses and I think that's unfair so now I have a twitter too :D


wings of the night @Nightwing
woah wait how have I already been verified? I have? one tweet?

Oracle @Oracle
replying to @Nightwing
That would be me.

wings of the night @Nightwing
replying to @Oracle
oh of course it was lmao thanks O!


🦇 @BlackBat
@Oracle @Nightwing 👋

wings of the night @Nightwing
replying to @BlackBat
BLACK BAT! you got twitter too?

Oracle @Oracle
replying to @Nightwing @BlackBat
Well duh, of course I showed her how. Welcome aboard the crazy train, Black Bat.

🦇 @BlackBat
replying to @Oracle @Nightwing
:^)

wings of the night @Nightwing
replying to @BlackBat
please no that nose is cursed

Oracle @Oracle
replying to @BlackBat
Did Batgirl teach you that?

batgirl 3.0 @bATGIRL
replying to @BlackBat @Oracle @Nightwing
hell yeah you bet i did >:^)

wings of the night @Nightwing
replying to @bATGIRL
nooooooooooo D:


asexual dumpster fire @HotMessTM
so some of the bats got twitters and i'm kinda freaking out now

batgirl 3.0 @bATGIRL
replying to @HotMessTM
is that a good freak-out or a bad freak-out? because i'm trying to convince a few others to hop on lmao

asexual dumpster fire @HotMessTM
replying to @bATGIRL
DKFHDLDSFLKJD definitely a good one omg


faster flash @gottagofast
@Nightwing bro <3

wings of the night @Nightwing
replying to @gottagofast
bro <3

faster flash @gottagofast
replying to @Nightwing
bro <3

wings of the night @Nightwing
replying to @gottagofast
bro <3

pew pew motherfuckers @RedHood
replying to @gottagofast @Nightwing
jesus fucking christ just bone already


masks >>> @endofthelinepal
gotham is superior because we have the most iterations of heroes/vigilantes and yet they all have different names so we can actually tell them apart lol

Central City Flash @FastestManAlive
replying to
@endofthelinepal
:(

faster flash @gottagofast
replying to
@endofthelinepal
:(

Impulse | Kid Flash II @Impulse
replying to
@endofthelinepal
:(

Superboi @KonEl
replying to
@endofthelinepal
:(

also Superboy :D @JonEl
replying to
@endofthelinepal
:(


steph 💜 @SpoiledWithWaffles
you're not a true gothamite unless you've seen a bat slip in a puddle and fall off a roof into a conveniently placed dumpster below #onlyingotham

yummm @RedRobin
replying to
@SpoiledWithWaffles
wow okay rude that was an accident

steph 💜 @SpoiledWithWaffles
replying to
@RedRobin
mhm and?


ham @porker
college student problems: no energy to work bc i have no sleep schedule, no sleep schedule bc i drink coffee, and i drink coffee bc i can't sleep lol

Tim Drake-Wayne @TimDW
replying to
@porker
oh mood haha

ham @porker
replying to
@TimDW
hOLY SHIT-


Duke Thomas @ThomasofDuke
Wayne Watching pt. 13
[video: all the Wayne kids screaming and throwing food at each other. Duke's hand can be seen taking part in the chaos, but the rest of him is behind the camera. The kitchen is a complete disaster. Video ends just after camera catches sight of Alfred standing in the doorway with a muffled "oh shit".]


chicken whizzies! @bartbartbart
hey if ur a transphobe kindly get tf out and go fuck yourself <3

chicken whizzies! @bartbartbart
replying to
@bartbartbart
also fuck periods ahaha

kon | 🌈 @notbaldthankgod
replying to
@bartbartbart
bro u ok?

Cassie ⭐ @bufflesbian
replying to
@bartbartbart
do you need a hug?

Tim Drake-Wayne @TimDW
replying to
@bufflesbian @bartbartbart @notbaldthankgod
okay that's it all of you are coming over and I'm paying for the food :)

chicken whizzies! @bartbartbart
replying to
@bufflesbian @TimDW @notbaldthankgod
yaaaaay you guys are the best :D


Vicki Vale @VickiVale
Who are Tim Drake-Wayne's friends? Read our theories here: bit.ly/1618249

Tim Drake-Wayne @TimDW
replying to
@VickiVale
oH EXCUSE ME AM I NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FRIENDS NOW-


phi (fae/faer) @m3owww
omww don't get me wrong I love it when the Waynes go off at Vicki Vale but also I feel so bad for their PR team trying to put up with that rippppp

steph 💜 @SpoiledWithWaffles
replying to
@m3owww
yes true but also what does omww stand for?

phi (fae/faer) @m3owww
replying to
@SpoiledWithWaffles
oh my wonder woman because she's the only god I believe in

steph 💜 @SpoiledWithWaffles
replying to
@m3owww
wait but aren't you a gothamite?

phi (fae/faer) @m3owww
replying to
@SpoiledWithWaffles
yeah and wonder woman is infinitely better than batman because she's not a furry in a cape. plus, she has a sword.

steph 💜 @SpoiledWithWaffles
replying to
@m3owww
yeah okay valid lol


Damian Wayne @DWayne
Titus met a friend today at the dog park.
[Attached: a video of a large German Shepherd and a tiny Pomeranian playing some sort of tag, except the German Shepherd is obviously holding back to make the game last longer.]

jon :D @smallerkent
replying to @DWayne
oooh maybe i should bring krypto sometime

Damian Wayne @DWayne
replying to @smallerkent
That is not a terrible idea. Titus misses you.

steph 💜 @SpoiledWithWaffles
replying to
@DWayne
are you sure titus is the only one missing him? ;)

jon :D @smallerkent
replying to @SpoiledWithWaffles
HASDGSASDHF

Damian Wayne @DWayne
replying to @SpoiledWithWaffles
I will eviscerate you.

Cass ✌ @CassWayne
replying to @DWayne
no you won't.

Damian Wayne @DWayne
replying to @CassWayne
Fine.


Clark Kent @CKentDailyPlanet
Bruce Wayne about his children: "I don't know what I would do without them". Read more at dailyplanet.com/314159265/

Cass ✌ @CassWayne
replying to @CKentDailyPlanet
@TheBruceWayne
<3<3<3

Bruce Wayne @TheBruceWayne
replying to
@CassWayne
I love you too. <3

J @ilivedbitch
replying to
@TheBruceWayne
omfg the man has shown emotion!!!! #atruemiracle