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College/University AU - Prequel to Two Blonds Walk into a Room
"Listen, Lucy," the brunette sobered, clasping her hands around the blonde's. "You've got a banging body, and it deserves to be worshipped. There are loads of people out there who can do that for you besides the dunderheads you hang out with who only care about fighting. I say this with love because I grew up with those dunderheads, but there are plenty of fish in the sea."
"Isn't that another dating app?"
"See, you've already looked into it!" Cana exclaimed with triumph. "All I'm saying is that you don't have to commit if you don't want to, nor do you have to do anything you're not comfortable with. Just cast your net out and see what you catch."
"I thought we were talking about Bumble?"
"Oh right, er, be a honeypot and see what bees you attract?"
"So you want me to use my body and feminine wiles to extort people for money?"
"Woah, wait, what?!"
"You said 'be a honeypot.' A honeypot is a term in espionage where you-"
"Fine, a flower! Be a flower!"
"I think I'm allergic to flowers."
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