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It's a hot summer day in Tokyo near their academy and Mary's feeling the sweat from the way she hurriedly lick her ice cream so that it wouldn't mess in her hand.
They're in a cafe, bonding between friends. It's just a day between the four girls named Mary, Ririka, Kirari and Runa. Though she only gets to understand how Kirari's mind works from a couple of weeks ago, thanks to the support and help from her dear girlfriend. And Runa is also kind enough to show her the ropes regarding the President.
She's only doing this for her girlfriend's sake, dammit. Just to see Ririka happy.
'Cause she really wants for them (Mary and Kirari) to get along. And Mary, being the greatest girlfriend anyone can have, swallows her conflicting mind and deals with the sister.
All was good...until Runa shows up in front of the two bonding individuals and decides to ruin the day. Seriously, it was enough that the sun was hot.
"You guys!" There's a tremble in the last syllable.
"Not now Runa," Kirari seemingly dismisses her with a huff as she tiredly fan herself with a tissue. It really isn't doing any wonders, if you would like to see. She's really regretting setting up this bonding time on this particular day. She could see that Mary also thinks the same.
The blonde only raises her eyebrow as she's busy wondering where her girlfriend went. Just a couple minutes earlier she was just saying that she'll grab them cold drinks from a convenience store. Though they could've just ordered them in the Cafe, but Kirari's spoiled ass couldn't have that, making her twin go buy her something else.
"I-I just saw! Ririka...she's…" Runa's still catching her breath and she can stop and inhale properly if she wants to, but keeping alive can wait, she just had to dish this sizzling spicy hot news.
She stares at the two melting individuals.
"You guys," Runa states, giving a somber tone. "Ririka's getting hit on!"
Mary's ice cream cone falls into the ground.
"You know the drill guys!" Kirari yells at the top of her lungs, even if she's panting like a dog, she maintains the fire in her eyes that screams murder.
"YES!"
"Initiating Hoe (crowd) Control plan!"
Mary and Runa are on each side of her, they're running to where Ririka's currently.
"Plan Alpha, Formation C!"
Ririka is only helping the lost tourist to where the train station is when she hears the sounds of footsteps and impending doom.
"You just have to turn left in this corner-"
"Ririka-TAAAAAAAAAN~" "Onee-cHAAAAAAAAAN~"
In a second, she's grabbed on both sides.
"Why~ Why did you leave me for someone else? Am I not good enough!?" Runa clings to her like a koala, saying stuff she can't understand one bit and Ririka's confused eyes are darting between the two new individuals.
"Onee-chan how could you!? I thought we established something real last night...then why are you looking at others??" Kirari cries as she grips her twin's skirt, desperately clutching it as if she's drowning.
"W-What are you both saying…" Poor Ririka is really confused, though her ears redden as she realizes how scandalous Kirari said it, she can't even turn to address the tourist and explain the truth.
Just when she's about to explain their shit, a voice she knows too well ruins the already chaotic scene and adds a little more madness in between.
"Do not lay your filthy hands on my girl...you HOMEWRECKERS!!!"
A blonde girl, wearing a loose white tank top and jean shorts comes into view, she throws her black leather jacket across her shoulder to add to this 'badass-hot shit' image she has and Ririka almost swoons, almost ...except that, where did she even get those awful sunglasses?
"I, Mary Saotome, only came to get my girlfriend back to my arms…" Mary dramatically says as she steps into position like she's in a school play.
"Oh Ririka, my sweet sweet Ririka, you who have long been estranged away from my embrace. Oh come back to my arms, my beloved!"
Oh god this is so awful. Ririka briefly closes her eyes to erase the image of her girlfriend reciting those cringe lines. It's easy to see that those lines are made in a short time's notice. And good lord, don't get her started with the blonde’s sunglasses.
She loves Mary. She loves her girlfriend so much but those sunglasses are an insult to humanity.
The silver haired girlfriend begins to rub her temples as she feels an incoming headache.
Maybe it's not a good idea to have Mary and Kirari and Runa bond with each other.
"Hurry, and come back to me, my love...and we'll go home and sing Mary had a little lamb over and over again."
"As what I was saying...you just have to turn left in this corner and walk a straight path and then cross a road and there's the train station."
"I see, thank you very much for the help...and sorry to bother you," the tourist looks towards the three new weird individuals.
Ririka sighs. "It's no problem. I hope you enjoy your trip here in Japan, though please don't make this scene to be your impression of Tokyo and Hyakkaou…"
When the tourist leaves, Ririka now turns around to regard her three companions. She particularly eyes the awkward frame of her girlfriend. Ririka places one hand on her hip.
"So...care to tell me what was that?"
The three share a look.
After a lot of explanations and misunderstandings, the four are now walking back to their homes. Ririka looks toward her girlfriend who has not been staring at her since they all explained the real situation. She smirks, Mary had a little lamb, I see. Ririka then turns towards her twin, who in turn looks at her with innocent eyes, she then flicks Kirari on the forehead.
"Ow!"
"That's for saying some questionable things back there."
"But it was the truth? We did established something real last night."
"Yes...but it was how we established how I'm the better twin in Monopoly ."
"I agree...but!"
"No buts! Now where did you all get those embarrassing lines? Hmm? Mary?"
"..."
The three members of the Ririka Fanatics Association all look at each other before uttering a word.
"Sayaka."