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Those Magnificent Ass

Summary:

In which Hoshi's gym video making Seungkwan loose his braincells and let Jeonghan plot him into threesome

Notes:

I'm sorry yall, i can't get over Soonyoung's gym video, and yeah. I wrote this impulsively, idk anymore tbh, bye.

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Seungkwan groaned frustratedly to his palm before banging his head against his soft pillows. He once again lifted his head to see the video that was already playing on his screen for five minutes! Five fucking minutes, and he still can’t wrap his head around that.

I mean who can?

You are probably wondering why Seungkwan did what he did. What made Seungkwan this worked up. Well, the answer is.. because his fuckin member is unbelivably hot, he can’t believe he is lusting over his own member, and its not even the worst part. 

The worst part is, He is lusting over his hyung, who happens to be dating his other hyung. Seungkwan is thoroughly fucked, and it's not even by them. 

He immediately shook his head to clear his tought from a word fuck and his member. Nope, not gonna happen.

He cursed at his past minutes self for getting curious and getting into his weverse, if he was not being the nosy person he is, he wouldn’t suffer this much. 

After another two or five minutes contemplating, Seungkwan chose to get up from his bed and roll out his Pilates Mattress, doing his Pilates workout would really help him relax, for sure.

 

Seungkwan was in the middle of his Pilates routine when Jeonghan padded into their living room with his newest lego car. Smirking upon seeing him doing the split.

“What?.” Seungkwan snapped at Jeonghan, and that evil smirk made him on edge.

“Nah, you just looked good in those pants, it's doing excellent to your ass.”

“I’m wearing pajamas, hyung. And my ass is magnificent as it has always been. So, what’s the matter?.” He was clearly annoyed by his Hyung's antics.

“Okay true, so, you’ve seen the trending video?.” The older asked the younger with a hint of tease.

“What video?.” Seungkwan tries his hardest to maintain a neutral face,while balancing his bended body.

“Oh, you know it Kwannie. I heard your silent scream earlier.”

“No you don’t.”

“Yes, i am.”

“Come on hyung! Get to the point already!.”

“You should fuck him, or let him fuck you i guess.” He says as if it's nothing while he opnened the lego’s box.

Seungkwan’s stance broke, he collapsed on his mattress, he grunt in pain as he tried to sit. His face reddened and obviously flustered, making Jeonghan burst into laughter until tears escaped his eyes. 

“Yah hyung! You can’t say something like that so easily! What is wrong with you.” Seungkwan got up, stand in front of Jeonghan, frown high on his face, hands on hips, and lips pulled into a pout 

Jeonghan cooed at the cute looking dongsaeng in front of him, Seungkwan who tried to be intimidating apparently just looking like a sulking kid in front of the hyung.

“Why not? He seems to enjoy your Pilates session too, you know? People with working vision can see how he drools over your magnificent ass.” 

“You. Are. Insane. He got a boyfriend hyung! I would never do that to Wonwoo hyung.”

“So let him join you two.” Jeonghan says nonchalantly, ignoring Seungkwan's baffled expression.

“Wonwoo hyung never even checking out the hottest idols out there, what makes you think he would HAVE SEX, With me?!.” Seungkwan’s voice is frantic.

“Well he’s not interested in any other idols, you know? But he definitely checks someone’s out, like all the time.”

“Yes, and that person is Soonyoung hyung. His own boyfriend.”

“Other than Soonyoung, dummy, you just had to look more.” 

“And do you really think i will trust you? You are so funny Mr.Yoon.”

Seungkwan can feel his cheeks heated so he quickly makes his way out before Jeonghan sees and teases him further. 

He stomped his way to the kitchen, furiously opened the fridge to grab his orange juice, because he badly needed one. He buried his head far in the fridge just to cool his hot cheeks. Oblivious to two amused stare from his hyungs.

“What are you doing Kwan-ah?.” Soonyoung asks the younger one with blatant amusement, making the honey blond jump and yelp. He exaggeratedly put his hand on his chest, beating so fast.

“Soonyoung hyung! Don’t do that ever again! Oh my god, i’m gonna die young like this.” He glared at the platinum blond before taking the seat in front of his hyungs, gulping down the orange juice in hand.

“Don’t. Never ever say something bad like that Kwannie, and what’s made you so worked up like that?.” Wonwoo taking Seungkwan’s hand in his big and warm one and caressing it tenderly, melting Seungkwan a little, well that’s a lie, he meant a lot.

“Nothing, just usual Jeonghan hyung nonsense.”

“Really? Tell us about it.” Soonyoung looked genuinely excited and eager to know. 

“I am not telling.”

“Hey! Don’t be like that, come on Kwannie!.” Soonyoung stood abruptly, making his way to Seungkwan, lacing Seungkwan’s shoulder with his ripped biceps that had been bugging Seungkwan earlier. 

Seungkwan kept his silence and chanted god so please help me hundred times in his head, trying hard to ignore the persistent hyung he got on his back. 

Soonyoung started to press his cheeks on his hair, which got ignored. Then proceed to nuzzle his throat before eventually pressing butterfly kisses on it.

Seungkwan froze for a second before lifting his gaze to check on Wonwoo, who was surprisingly not mad or even slightest bit angry. He even looked fond, tender and... happy. What is this sorcery?

He yelped when he could feel something wet on his jaw, immediately on action. Pushing Soonyoung’s head back.

“Hyung! What are you doing?!.”

“Making your wall crumble,so you would tell us?.” He answered innocently and smile so cutely, making Seungkwan can’t even get mad at him. 

God, I'm not your strongest soldier. Guess he will have to tell those two.

“He told me to fuck you.” Seungkwan says with new found confidence after seeing flabbergasted expressions on both.

“Or let you fuck me, which more appealing to me than the first one.” Seungkwan shrugged his shoulder. 

He mostly ignored the gaping Soonyoung behind him to stare at his other hyung, who looked a bit disappointed and jealous. Of course he’s jealous. But disappointed? That’s suspicious.

“He also told me to let you join Hyung, and I'm not opposed to the idea. I’ll be fucking honoured to get two of the most desireable cock in the industry.” He is smirking before gulping his orange juice, maintaining eye contact with Wonwoo. He only broke them when Soonyoung came into his vision, standing behind Wonwoo, caressing his boyfriend’s wide shoulder and tiddies from the back.

“I say lets fuck.” Soonyoung says with so much eagerness that Wonwoo's fond smile stretched handsomely and Seungkwan choked on his orange juice.

“Yeah, let’s fuck. You had no idea how the industry worshipped your magnificent ass huh? I’ll let you know baby.” Wonwoo throws Seungkwan an overheated and full of lust gaze that makes Seungkwan shake to the core of his being.

Seungkwan gaped at the two smirking couples in front of him. Can’t believe his luck, jackpoting two of the hottest men that ever walked on the surface of the earth. 

But wait.., the industry worshipped his magnificent ass? Really?...

Seungkwan let him be dragged to Soonyoung’s room by the two, ignoring Jeonghan’s “i told you so.” scream.