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School Council? I thought this was the GSA

Summary:

Look. The school council might as well be the GSA because no one there is straight (except maybe Shirley) This is a crackfic because I feel like it. (and because I hyperfixate on side characters and have too many headcanons for how they interact but shhhhhhhh)
Ready for some BULLSHIT?!?!

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*Milly created ‘school council group chat’*

Milly: Welcome everyone!

Rivalz: wait school council? I thought this was the GSA

Shirley: what

Lelouch: what

Nunnally: lol might as well be

Nina: what

Rivalz: I mean, prez is pansexual, Nina’s a lesbian, I’m bi, an Lelouch is clearly gay

Milly: I mean, you do have a point

Shirley: wait- then what am I?!?!

Nunnally: the token straight

Lelouch: counterpoint- I'm not gay

Nunnally: false

Milly: you are the gayest boy I have ever seen

Shirley: MILLYYY he hasn’t come out to us. Let him have his time.

Rivalz: liar!

Rivalz: I have seen a cravat in his wardrobe! The only people who wear cravats are gay men and royalty

Rivalz: Y’all’ve seen Prince Clovis

Nunnally: man’s gay and royal lol

Lelouch: Nunnally??????

Nunnally: what? I call it like I see it

Lelouch: Nunnally you’re blind

Nina: c can we please get this back on topic? Please?

Milly: Thank you Nina

Milly: I made this group chat for a reason you know.