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Once upon a time Mondo was on his monopad and watching videos on the YouTube website because they weren’t allowed to have the YouTube app and only had google.
“?” Mondo said, seeing a video called ‘delivery dance’ uploaded by the grubhub YouTube channel. “Hmmmmmmmmmm I think I have heard of grubhub before” he said before clicking on the video and watching it.
In the next few hours mondo watched a bunch of grubhub ad memes and thought they were incredibly funny. “HAHAHA” he said “Man I want some grubhub!”
Mondo scratched his chin before looking up “how to order grubhub in a killing game” but he got no results. He felt a tear run down his cheek, the only way he could get grubhub now was to ask monokuma. Hopefully monokuma would say yes…
The next day everyone was in the cafeteria hanging out “hey taka I found something really funny on the YouTube website last night!!” Mondo told taka, blushing O/////O.
“Really what was it??” Asked Nagito Komeada, overhearing Mondo and taka’s conversation. Taka glared at Nagito because it’s very rude to interrupt others’ conversations.
“It was called the grubhub ad! And there are a bunch of funny videos editing it like with no music and stuff and there’s one where they make the eyes like glow..” mondo trailed off because he realized that it wasn't as funny when he explained it.
“Uhh it was funnier if you saw it! Anyways I think we should all get grubhub.” Mondo announced to everyone.
“I would love some grubhub, Mondo!” Taka said
“I could go for grubhub, beats the food in the cafeteria.” Leon said.
“I want grubhub too!!” Aoi said.
“I don’t want grubhub! That’s a lie I actually do want grubhub 🤣🤣🤣🤣” Kokichi said.
“I-I’d like some g-grubhub, I’ve never e-eaten food before!” Toko said.
“I think eating grubhub would be great for all of us!” Makoto said.
“Hmmm I would actually really like to eat grubhub, I have tried it before and it was really delectable .” Celestia said she was probably lying she probably never ate grubhub.
“Me too, celestia, I love grubhub it’s very user friendly.” Kirigiri said.
“I predict that the food we get from grubhub will be delicious.” Yasuhiro said.
“Grubhub is for communists!” Said togami.
“If makoto thinks it’s a good idea, I’ll get some grubhub!!” Sayaka said.
“I love grubhub.” Said Sakura.
“I would actually really like to try grubhub because I’m a communist.” Chihiro said, glaring at togami.
“Yeah I’ll eat some grubhub I guess.” Hifumi said.
“If we’re lucky enough and we have enough hope we can get the grubhub!” Nagito Komeada said and everyone started screeching at the top of their lungs with happiness about grubhub.
Then monokuma came and everyone stopped and stared at him, sweating profusely. “Why are y’all screaming smh” said monokuma.
Makoto took a deep breath and his breath smelled really bad. “Well monokuma, we’ve all decided we want to order food on grubhub!” He said hopefully.
There was a moment of tense silence as everyone waited for monokumas response.”HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA no way! Why would I get you guys grubhub?! 🤣🤣🤣” monokuma laughed and everyone gasped. Toko and nagito komeada held each other and cried because they couldn’t have grubhub.
Upon seeing his friends cry, Makoto started screaming “GRUBHUB GRUBHUB GRUBHUB!!” And soon everyone joined in”
Monokuma frowned and his ears started bleeding. “Oh my god stfu I’ll get you guys grubhub on one condition!”’ Monokuma said.
“What do you mean?” Chihiro asked. “I’ll get you guys grubhub if you let me tell everyone your MONOPAD SEARCH HISTORIES!!!” Monokuma yelled.
Everyone was stunned and Mondo shat his pants. “Y-you can see our search histories?” Mondo asked, sweat just running down his face it’s absolutely disgusting.
“Of course I can!!!” Monokuma laughed and Mondo gulped. Monokuma pulled out his monopad and looked at all the student search histories.
“Alright I’m out.” Leon turned around and tried to leave the room but Makoto grabbed him and pulled him back in.
“We are all standing together! We don’t care if you tell everyone our search histories, we need that grubhub!!” Makoto said and everyone cheered.
“If you say so!!! At 5:30 am this morning Mondo was looking up “Am I gay quiz” and took over 20 quizzes!!”
Everyone was shocked and they all looked at Mondo who was absolutely shaking. He fell to his knees. “It’s true! I was looking up am I gay quizzes because…. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU TAKA!!!!” Mondo screamed.
Everyone gasped but nobody was shocked lmao.”um okay I guess, anyways let’s see what Makoto was looking up since he’s so confident about getting that grubhub!!”
Makoto also shat his pants but he didn’t care because of hope or something. “Makoto well…. AHAHHAHAAHAHA. He...hehehe. He looked up ‘why does it hurt to pee’ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.” Monokuma busted out laughing and everyone laughed with him and shamed Makoto for his pp problems.
“You peasants are such fools, haven’t you idiots heard of incognito?” Togami scoffed and everyone glared at him. “I can still see the search history on incognito mode!!” Monokuma yelled and threw garbage at Togamis face.
“Togami searched up “furry inflation porn” and stayed on the tab for 5 hours!!” Monokuma laughed and Togami cried real tears. Everyone looked at togami strangely like it wasn’t even funny it was just weird why would he ever look at that.
“But at least he’s not ultimate baseball star LEON KUWATA who looks up “Toko Fukawa Rule 34” EVERY SINGLE NIGHT!!” Monokuma screamed and everyone was even more shocked and appalled.
“Ew what the fuck 🤢🤢.” Celestia said as she grimaced at Leon who had tears in his eyes.
“Yeah I get being horny but your classmate? That’s just… wrong dude.” Mondo cringed. Toko looked terrified and flattered at the same time and togami’s expression was unreadable.
Monokuma wiped a tear from his face and stopped laughing. “Well that was fun!! Time for grubhub!!!!!!! Also Toko’s a five nights at freddy’s fan!!!”” Monokuma yelled and everyone cheered and cheered for their grubhub.
Mondo got a subway sandwich with the cookie
Taka got a subway pizza
Makoto got a muffin from a local bakery because he loves himself a muffin
Toko got a vanilla frosty from Wendy’s
Togami got the McDonald’s happy meal with the 6 piece chicken nuggets
Nagito got bread from Panera Bread
Leon got a cheeseburger from Wendy’s and coke
Chihiro got salmon from the salmon restaurant
Celeste got a croissant from Starbucks
Kirigiri got mozzarella sticks from Applebee’s
Sakura actually decided she didn’t want anything which is completely fine
Aoi got herself the Dunkin’ Donuts donut!!
Hifumi got chicken tenders from UNO’s
Everyone sat in the cafeteria and ate their grubhub food happily. That’s when Mondo looked over at Togami and realized that Togami got a girl toy in his happy meal!!!!!! “Guys the furry got a girl toy!!🤣🤣” he said and everyone laughed at Togami and Togami ate his happy meal angrily.
“Wow I’m so glad we got grubhub everyone!” Makoto said and everyone agreed and they all talked with food in their mouths because they’re disgusting.
“Y-Yeah this Wendy’s frosty is grrrrreat.” Said Toko and Leon gave her a very uncomfortable thumbs up. “👍” Leon said. “I told you guys that grubhub was amazing!!” Mondo yelled.
Everyone took turns giving Mondo a high five and they all had a great time eating food ordered from grubhub. “Doordash is low key better :/“ said someone and everyone looked around to see who it could be and it was JUNKO ENOSHIMA!!!!!
Everyone gasped and sat completely still and Makoto shat again. It was super awkward because nobody was talking for like 10 minutes straight.
“Um have you ever seen the grubhub ad?” Mondo asked and Junko rubbed her chin. “Hmmmm no what is it?” She said and Mondo smiled and got out his monodpad to show her the YouTube.com video.
He showed Junko and everyone else watched it to. Junko laughed really hard and said “WOW I LOVE GRUBHUB, can I have some of your subway sandwich Mondo??”
Everyone was shocked. Junko Enoshima just asked for some of Mondo's grubhub subway sandwich!!! “Um yeah sure I guess.” Mondo said and they shared the grubhub sandwich.
And so they all enjoyed their grubhub and bonded together. Nagito told Makoto about how to fix his pee problems and that he could have a bladder infection. Toko told Leon about her FNAF theories and he didn’t understand any of it but listened. Mondo and Taka held hands. And Chihiro and Togami debated about communism.
Everyone loved grubhub and they would totally try it again.
The end.