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wan created a groupchat
wan changed the groupchat's name to oh my god they were reincarnate
wan added raava, szeto, yangchen, and five others
szeto left the chat
yangchen: why did he leave
kuruk: because of you 😭
yangchen: ME?
kuruk: your saying this to me???
roku: *you're
kuruk: SHUT UP ROLU NOBODY LIKES YOU 😭 😭 😭
roku: rolu??
kuruk left the chat
wan: hey besties what's UP!
yangchen: the sky
wan: thank you for ur wisdom wise woman 🙏
yangchen: listen here you little shit
wan: ur so #girlboss! #queen
raava: children please at least try to be civil
wan: im not a child raava!
aang: i am!
wan: i know aang
korra: if hes twelve is it even legal for him to be on here?
aang: korra ur seventeen-
raava changed the groupchat's name to hell
wan changed their name to illegal b4 it was cool
illegal b4 it was cool: hey kyoshi hasnt said anything 🤔
kyoshi: yes that's because i hate it here
illegal b4 it was cool: some1's UPSET!!!
illegal b4 it was cool: we live in a society
illegal b4 it was cool added vaatu
roku: society is corrupt
vaatu: and yet you participate in society. hm! curious
raava: WAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
raava: GET OUT
illegal b4 it was cool: FUCK 😭
illegal b4 it was cool: idek how this thing works
vaatu changed wan's name to useless himbo
useless himbo: HEY
vaatu: am i wrong lol
kyoshi: no
yangchen: no
korra: no
aang: no
roku: can't we all try to get along...?
yangchen: no what is wrong with you
korra: did someone say ANARCHY?
kyoshi: nobody said anarchy! stop giving her ideas yangchen!
yangchen: oh so this is MY fault now?
useless himbo: shldnt we be yelling @ vaatu
kyoshi: useless himbo is right
yangchen: ah yes 'useless himbo' is 'right'
roku: can't we all just calm down-
kyoshi left the chat
raava: children please at least try to cooperate
vaatu: corruption! pain! ANARCHY WILL RULE
korra: sir thats not what anarchy is about
aang: why are u calling him sir???
korra: good point! mr. flaming trashbag why r u misinterpreting anarchy
roku: have you maybe tried not fighting amongst yourselves?
yangchen: yes and it was so fucking boring
raava kicked yangchen
raava: peace and quiet?
korra: HELL YEA BABYYYYYY
raava: -_-
korra: sorry-
aang: :( i liked yangchen
aang: not her personality
aang: but she was kinda fun!
vaatu: i can introduce you to fun
aang: sry what does this mean?
vaatu added unalaq
raava: spirits not him
korra: arent you a spirit
raava changed unalaq's name to stalker
useless himbo: is this the reddit incel guy?
stalker: how dare you
stalker kicked useless himbo
roku: is this really necessary?
stalker kicked roku
aang: sir i think u just invented digital dictatorships??
aang: who are u anyway
vaatu: ;)
aang: oh no
korra: hes my uncle he has reddit
aang: OHHH that explains a lot
stalker kicked aang
korra: uhh guys?
raava: uh-oh
stalker kicked raava and vaatu
stalker left the chat
korra: guys?
korra: well fuck
korra deleted hell