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the day ruby and cinder became divorceses

Summary:

Ruby and Cinder and Pyrrha's bonds of wifeses-love are tested when... read to find out!

(it's not my birthday anymore but I'm posting this anyway)

Notes:

Sorry for those expecting a Juniper post today, I'm taking an extra week to get the final chapters just right! Meanwhile you can, uh... enjoy this...

Chapter 1: one

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ruby and cinder was making out on couch while pyrrha was make pancakes in kitchen

“being wifeses with two wifeses is so great!” ruby said while somehow not stopping make out with cinder “i hope everyday can be like this!”

“it will be” cinder said “i will make sure by being villain”

“that’s so hot” ruby said and kissed cinder for hundred time today

“receive pancake!” pyrrha said

she gave pancakes to ruby and cinder and they started to eat. but before finish, cinder’s phone began ring

“excuse me wifeses” cinder said, running to another room of their big lovely house in a manner that alerted no suspicion at all from ruby or pyrrha

“i wonder who’s calling cinder so early?” ruby asked pyrrha

“i don’t know” pyrrha said “honestly i’m just happy to be alive”

ruby didn’t question that

“i hope it’s someone evil!” ruby said while eat pancake “that would be very hot”

“wifeses i have returned” cinder said, returning “it was a evil person on the phone”

“hot” ruby said

they finished panicakes and began make out again and their marriage was perfect forever…

or was it?!

 

to be continued…