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over and over and over again (and the ending still will never change) by Talls
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
13 Apr 2021
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Summary
The door opens to reveal a pair of the best legs you’ve ever seen in your life. The dame who comes attached is a treat as well, even with a silk scarf and big sunglasses obscuring her blonde hair and most of her face. She’s in a fashionable little black number that she fills out marvelously under a shorter winter coat, a string of pearls wrapped around her neck.
She looks like trouble. You smirk. Just your type.
“Welcome to Blake & Pierce investigations, how may I help you?” you greet in your most professional tone.
“First, you can pop those eyes back in their sockets, gumshoe,” she says flatly. “I didn’t come here to be leered at.”
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In which Private Investigator Hawkeye Pierce gets in too deep with a couple of married blondes, runs up against some trouble, and makes a series of panic-fueled decisions. Story of his life.
Series
- Part 5 of author's favorites