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  1. Volume 1 - The Journal of Edward Cullen: Prude Without a Cause by

    Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)  

    31 Mar 2021

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    Join Edward as he grapples with the slings and arrows of his cursed immortality and perpetual adolescence. OOC, super melodramatic, comedy All characters belong to Stephenie Meyer, no copyright infringement intended.

    Rated M for swearing, adolescent fantasies and lustful references/sexual humor.

    There are repeated mentions of running away to Volterra to end it all. Edward is also a stalker, as he is in SMeyer's books. I won't be using trigger warnings, as they will be big spoilers, so please use your best judgement when reading, shoot me a DM if you want to ask anything specific.

    UPDATE: AO3 has broken all of the thousands of image links I embedded, this was a colossal task and I don't have the time necessary to fix it now. I RECOMMEND YOU DOWNLOAD THE PDF VERSION OF VOL 1 HERE WITH ALL IMAGES:

    https://drive.google.com/file/d/12cxywLGdcESjDL2pQG_QL9BfRBS18q29/view?usp=sharing

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