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    100 heads turned towards the back of the room. He should have known.

    “Oh, get out of here!” Vision cringed inwardly at how shrill he sounded. “You don’t even work in this department.”

    Wanda shrugged. “The monkey and the bullet fall at the same rate. As long as your aim is right when you fire, the bullet will fall in parallel with the monkey and hit it where you aimed.”

    Shaking his head, he finished writing down Newton’s first law as she spoke. So much for student engagement.
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    College professor AU: Wanda is a statistics professor; Vision is a physics professor. He has taught in the same lecture hall for ten years. She just took over the class one door down and has a habit of embarrassing him in front of his students. He kind of totally loves it.

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