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Langa skated down the hill, eager to see Reki aka his boo thang.
‘Damn this skateboard is taking so fucking long to go down this hill what the hell,’ he screamed at himself.
Finally, he reached the ending of the hill, reveling as the wind rushed past his ears and flowed through his hair. He really wanted to see Reki. Really really really badly.
‘Y’know,” Langa thought to himself. ‘Reki makes me feel pretty nice inside. Like I’ve just won something.’
He smiled as he thought about this, making the final turn towards the closed fence where he and Reki would have the Final Fantasy Race.
‘Reki really is my happiness,’ Langa thought to himself, grinning even wider when sees a familiar hooded figure in front of him. He stepped off his skateboard, twisting into his hands. Langa tried to walk calmly, not wanting to startle Reki.
Reki seemed to hear Langa’s footsteps, however. He turned and lifted his hood down, revealing a sultry ass smirk. His hair looked wonderfully messy, and confidence seemed to seep his overall presence.
‘HOLY FUCKING SHIT. DAMN DOES THIS MAN LOOK FINE OR WHAT?! WELL GAH DAYUM JUST TAKE ME AWAY WHY DON’T YOU?! JUST KILL ME. JUST DO IT REKI. I WOULD DIE HAPPY RIGHT NOW, GAH DAYUM. AND HES MINE?! SUCK IT RANDOM CRUISE LADY, YOU’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT AN AMAZING GUY HE IS! I MEAN LOOK AT HIM. WHAT ELSE COULD YOU WANT IN A MAN?! HE’S KIND, SO SWEET, AND SO MOTIVATED. ARE YOU KIDDING ME CRUISE CHICK?! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOSH HE LOOKS SO GOOD WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK, OH MY GAHHHH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. AKDHKHSDKFJHSKFHIHFOIUKNKADHFAIDFHNINH’ is what Langa thought the moment he saw Reki.
They then proceeded to dap-up, smile lovingly into each other's eyes, and skate to infinity. Then they got married and got two parakeets named Blossom and Pasta. They also went to Canada and Reki proceeded to absolutely destroy snowboarding. Langa was very shocked, like ‘wtf, how is he so… so...just..*chefs kiss*?’ And he is. Both of them are so wonderful. Renga for life.
The end. :D