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“Father.”
“Damian.”
The two glared at each other with the intent to win and Tim was just staring at them like they were both idiots.
“No Damian.”
“You can't stop me father.”
“As your father and as Batman, yes I can.”
The two went back to their glaring contest and Tim only signed. The argument between the two was over the cat that was in Damien's arms and of course it doesn't help Bruce that Alfred the cat found this new cat.
“You know what father, I give up.”
“What!” Both Bruce and Tim shouted both their faces colored in shock.
“Yeah and I was even going to name him Bruce but oh well I guess.”
Tim looked over at Bruce who looked so touched and in that moment Tim knew Damian had won.
“Fine you can keep him.” Bruce tried to sound unaffected but was miserably failing.
“Really father.” Damian sounded so innocent that it had to be fake.
“Yes Damian.”
“Thanks.” Then Damian walked away with a Sly smirk on his face and softly cooing at the cat and Tim wonders if Bruce even had a chance at winning.
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“Father!”
Bruce and Dick stopped talking and looked over at Damian who was covered in mud and had a golden retriever that was just as covered in mud as he was.
“I acquired a new pet. I was thinking of naming him Richard.”
“Damian.”
“Father.”
The two we're glaring at each other, not that Dick noticed because he was too preoccupied with the fact that Damian wanted to name an animal after him.
“Dami im touched, of course you can keep him.” Dick walked over to the two and started to mother them both, even though one was a dog. “But both you need to get cleaned.”
“Dick you can't just tell Damian he can keep the dog.” Bruce was now glaring at Dick even though it didn't affect him in the slightest.
“Oh hush you old man Damian can keep the dog.”
“You're only letting him because he named him after you.”
“Isn't that the reason why Damian has that new cat though because he named it after you.”
Bruce was quiet as his oldest was looking at him with a smirk and Damien was long gone with the dog taking Dicks words as final.
“Fine.” Bruce said to tired to fight about a dog
“Great.” Dick clapped his hands together smiling bright and Bruce just wished he could sleep.
---
Jason had once again broken into the manor but that was normal and walking in an argument between Bruce and Damian was also normal, the argument being about animals or specific husky that was at Damian's feet was also normal. Everything was normal until Damian saw Jason and everything just suddenly wasn't normal.
“How about I name him Jason.”
Now Jason was confused because only named animals after things he liked or loved - if you don't count Jerry - so the idea of Damian naming an animal after him was actually quite touching. The dog perked up at the name clearly liking the sound of the name.
“Damian you can't just name animals after your family and expect to be able to keep them.”
“Oh come on B let Damian keep the dog.”
Damian looked satisfied with the fact that Jason was now backing him up.
“Jason no.”
“Jason yes.”
Damian made his exit knowing Bruce was going to cave in and that's exactly what happened and that wasn't normal either.
---
Stephanie heard Damian was being sentimental and naming animals after family so obviously she had to come and see if it was true. What she didn't expect was to walk in on an argument over a bunny.
“But father she has a broken leg and has no one, you can't expect me to just give her up like she's nothing.”
“Damian, you have enough pets, we can just take her to a shelter, they'll treat her leg there, she 'll be fine.”
“But I wanted to name her Stephanie”
Stephanie realized Damian had seen her behind Bruce and damn is Damien cunning because now she just has to help Damian keep this bunny.
“Come on Brucie let the kid keep the injured bunny.”
Damian glared at her like he regretted asking her for help and just because she called him kid.
“Stephanie please just let me handle this.” Bruce looked at her pleading and damn did Stephanie like that but the kid was going to name a bunny after her, he had her from the very beginning.
“Sorry Brucie but Damian's bunny is more important than your sanity.”
The kid was smirking at his father knowing the two of them had won.
“Anywho me and Damian are now going to take this little bunny to the vet and then go shopping for the proper necessities for her.”
Stephanie walked over to Damian, grabbed his arm and started to pull him away and all Bruce can wonder is how he became so weak to all his kids.
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Cass was worried when the news said a baby jaguar had been stolen from the zoo, because she knew it was most likely her baby brother Damian who did it. She was proven right when she went down to the cave only to be greeted by a baby jaguar and the two blood Waynes arguing.
“You can’t expect me to let them continue to mistreat her, father!”
“I understand you want to protect her, but you can't just kidnap a baby jaguar, Damian!”
“And yet I did!”
They glared at each other with hatred that Cass new wasn't real. Cass Looked down at the baby jaguar at her feet, so she crouched down and started to coo and pet it.
“Sandra is what I was going to name her, after you of course.” Cass looked up at her Little brother and then over to their dad.
“She stay's.”
“Really Cass.” Bruce looked at her Betrayal in his eyes and she looked back putting her perfect angel act on
“Yes.”
“damn it.”
“Yes!”
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Now Tim never thought he was going to get an animal named after him after all Damien and Him have never been on each other's good sides But hey stuff happens. See It was a normal day at Wayne Manor, which meant hell had broken loose and Damian had somehow required a pet Robin. Which of course meant Damian and Bruce we're now arguing.
“What Are they arguing about now?” Jason Whisperer over at Tim.
“Damian's found an actual Robin.” Tim whispered back.
“Damian you can't make the manor your own personal Zoo!” Tim and Jason were amused by the idea of Damien not making the manor his personal Zoo.
“Actually I am better than a zoo father because I actually have a heart!” Tim and Jason Chuckled at that.
“And let me guess you're going to name this one Dick!”
“On the contrary father I was actually going to name him Timothy” That Statement made Tim choke coffee and everyone else extremely quiet.
“May I keep him father?” Damian genuinely looked embarrassed.
“Yeah, sure.” Bruce said not really knowing how to respond
“Thank you.” Damian
walked away and Tim just sat there surprised.
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The day was Damian's 14 birthday and he wasn't really expecting anything. The whole day went by that expectation, everything was normal at least Until he went down to cave for Patrol.
“What the الجحيم.”
“Master Damian.”
“Sorry Alfred”
“Anyway we thought since it was your birthday we should celebrate.” Dick said, shining his sunny smile.
“But we never celebrated before.” everyone flinched at his statement, though Damian didn’t understand why.
“Well we are know” Brown said, pushing Tim forward who for some reason has his hands behind his back.
“Close your eyes.”
“Really Drake.”
“Yes Damian.” Damian huffed but closed his eyes anyway.
“Okay open.” Damian opened his eyes and the first thing he saw was a cat, with a Similar shade of green eyes as his.
“His name is Dame's.” Jason said the tone was slightly softer then normal. Damian took the cat - Dame's, He has to remind himself - from Tim and held him in his arms.
“Thank you.” The bats smiled at their baby Robin, happy that he had a good birthday.