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Lan-er-gege's got a meimei down there by Anonymous
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Apr 2021
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Summary
It happens because they’re drunk. Drunk, and a question of ahem… size… arises, and Wei Wuxian is the first to whip his length out. The others do as well, and though it’s close, they finally ascertain that Wei Wuxian does, indeed, have the longest cock between them.
This is tragic enough that Jiang Wanyin needs to drink another half jar of emperor’s smile by himself, scowling at the unfairness. Trying to cheer him up, Nie Huaisang says, “Don’t worry, Jiang-xiong, I bet Lan Wangji’s is bigger than this guy’s.”
Jiang Wanyin goes redder, Wen Qionglin giggles scandalized, and Wei Wuxian makes a noise like a dying cat. “You take that back, Nie-xiong! Lan Zhan does not have a bigger dick than me, he doesn’t have a dick at all!”
“Huh?” asks Wen Qionglin. Nie Huaisang is too stunned to ask.
“He doesn’t have a dick?” Jiang Wanyin repeats, eyes narrowed.
Wei Wuxian gestures crudely down at his genitals. “Yeah, I saw it, once. He’s got a. You know, what girls have. A cunt.”
There’s a loud crash and only when three pairs of wide eyes turn to him does Nie Huaisang realize he dropped his jar. Taking a deep breath for courage, Nie Huaisang asks, “Do you think he’d let us see?”
(Spoiler: He does)
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